A crystal ball pick from Father Guido Sarducci is particularly noteworthy since that means Davide must have passed up the college started by Father Guido Sarducci. That's the college he advertised on The Smothers Brothers Show that allows you to earn a college degree in 10 minutes for $50 and saves you a ton of money and time. According to his 'pitch' , they teach you in 10 minutes, everything most people remember from their college courses after 5 years. Economics: Supply and Demand. etc. And, if you have another $75 and a few more minutes, he had a grad school to offer. Come to think of it, they may have changed that school name to Ken-tuck-ee.
I'm embarrassed. My first post further derailing a derailed thread, but I couldn't resist recollecting that skit. My apologies.