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Well, MAYBE Sergio should be considered for biggest choke...
No doubt Sergio blew it with that anomaly on 15 but Dustin Johnson is in a different category. His World Ranking is #1, yet on the big stage he’s a flop. In addition to falling short with his golf performance he plays with a joyless, dour demeanor and thinks that edgy beard is an asset. Other than being married to his hot Gretzky wife-lol—he’s a loser.
 
Freddie is one of my all time faves, the problem for him comes with the weekend tees/pins. He just doesn’t have the game in his bag.
Yeah. I don’t think he contends. I just would like to see him make the weekend with a Sunday pm tee time.
He and Julie Boros are the 2 most relaxed top touring pros ever.
 
Spieth and DJ both made the shot Sergio refused to make.

Spieth had to lay up due to not having a straight shot at pin. He chose to go 10 yards past the hole and draw it back to the pin.

DJ chunked an iron from 235 in to the water. He had to drop and took spin off the ball and hit it like a bean bag killing spin to within 5'.

Sergio's shot wasn't hard. You have to hit the correct shot.
 
Yeah. I don’t think he contends. I just would like to see him make the weekend with a Sunday pm tee time.
He and Julie Boros are the 2 most relaxed top touring pros ever.

Julie was a local guy to Fairfield. My dad knew him pretty well. Played with a stogie. Classic old school. Won several majors.
 
My favorite Sergio moment was the U.S. open at Bethpage Black. He was re gripping on every drive a dozen times and the lawn guy land crowd started counting them out loud. P'd him off. Made me laugh.

Didn't want him winning last year at all.

During the third round that year, he ducked into a porta-potty between holes. When he finished and started jogging to the next tee, someone in the gallery yelled out "Hey Sergio, how many waggles in there?"
 
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No doubt Sergio blew it with that anomaly on 15 but Dustin Johnson is in a different category. His World Ranking is #1, yet on the big stage he’s a flop. In addition to falling short with his golf performance he plays with a joyless, dour demeanor and thinks that edgy beard is an asset. Other than being married to his hot Gretzky wife-lol—he’s a loser.

You wish you could be such a loser.
 
No doubt Sergio blew it with that anomaly on 15 but Dustin Johnson is in a different category. His World Ranking is #1, yet on the big stage he’s a flop. In addition to falling short with his golf performance he plays with a joyless, dour demeanor and thinks that edgy beard is an asset. Other than being married to his hot Gretzky wife-lol—he’s a loser.
You know his thoughts on his beard? The beard is edgy? There are still three rounds to play and I wouldn't rule him out yet.
 
Good calls before the start from @UCfor3 taking Reed as his dark horse and @Vuce first to mention Lieshman. Strange day for sure, but the big guns are still in striking distance and if Reed or Leisman have a Spieth like day tomorrow, Sunday will be one packed leaderboard. Much cooler with rain tomorrow will definitely make things interesting. Greens may be holding better and should be a lot slower. Less run out on the fairways probably favors the longer hitters. I suspect the board will look much different tomorrow. Really liking Rory right now, although it would be really cool to see Reed distance himself further from the field.

Ahhhhh - I have no idea what to think or any idea about predictions. It's exciting though.
 
Good calls before the start from @UCfor3 taking Reed as his dark horse and @Vuce first to mention Lieshman. Strange day for sure, but the big guns are still in striking distance and if Reed or Leisman have a Spieth like day tomorrow, Sunday will be one packed leaderboard. Much cooler with rain tomorrow will definitely make things interesting. Greens may be holding better and should be a lot slower. Less run out on the fairways probably favors the longer hitters. I suspect the board will look much different tomorrow. Really liking Rory right now, although it would be really cool to see Reed distance himself further from the field.

Ahhhhh - I have no idea what to think or any idea about predictions. It's exciting though.

Rain tomorrow afternoon while most of the early players will be finishing and the leaders starting off. Someone who is +2 to +4 may sneak in a 65-66 and be sitting pretty good. Rain is bringing in a cold front behind it. Sunday will be rain free but temps will be in the 50's.

That being said, Reed and Lieshman going for their first major with Spieth, Rory and DJ in their rearview mirror. No pressure.
 
Rain tomorrow afternoon while most of the early players will be finishing and the leaders starting off. Someone who is +2 to +4 may sneak in a 65-66 and be sitting pretty good. Rain is bringing in a cold front behind it. Sunday will be rain free but temps will be in the 50's.

That being said, Reed and Lieshman going for their first major with Spieth, Rory and DJ in their rearview mirror. No pressure.
Neither Reed nor Leishman will win.....you heard it here first.
 
The in game Masters commercials always made me realize the best month in sports was coming to a close, so the masters makes me sad. I can not care about this.
 
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I know you try hard but you are just an awful poster. Makes me sad.
I wish I cared about what you said, really I do. come back when you have something of substance to add..I know, a tall order. Best wishes.
 
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Rain tomorrow afternoon while most of the early players will be finishing and the leaders starting off. Someone who is +2 to +4 may sneak in a 65-66 and be sitting pretty good. Rain is bringing in a cold front behind it. Sunday will be rain free but temps will be in the 50's.

That being said, Reed and Lieshman going for their first major with Spieth, Rory and DJ in their rearview mirror. No pressure.
My man Charlie is playing rope a dope. Hoffman goes low. Maybe.
 
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Be very afraid.

I would be very afraid of DJ today. Quietly crawled back in to -3 without his good stuff and the course will play long today, carry will be huge to get low irons into their hands. JT also sort of the same and he's great weekend player.

Should be very interesting.
 
Neither Reed nor Leishman will win.....you heard it here first.

Fair enough. Not the boldest prediction ever, but you're in the book with you call.
 
I would be very afraid of DJ today. Quietly crawled back in to -3 without his good stuff and the course will play long today, carry will be huge to get low irons into their hands. JT also sort of the same and he's great weekend player.

Should be very interesting.
Gotta love the Masters. It’s one of the few tournaments I’d record if I can’t watch live. Henpecked.
 
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Rory has twice lapped the field in wet majors. He's a known mudder.

Yes, those who can carry the ball further have an advantage over the low ball drivers. Someone like Henson with his low cut 3-wood might have trouble getting down the fairway off the tee.

I was thinking of @cohenzone when Charlie made some nice 8'-10' puts on 8 and 9. Won't spend a second of my life "rooting" against him. He probably looks more like us weekend hackers than anyone else. Plus, love the webbed trucker hat for Waste Management. So anti-Masters vibe with his sponsors.

Wetter greens will take some of the last second slide off tricky putts.

That being said, if I have to pick one player, I'm going with Rose. Long enough, can play in bad weather and the moment won't be bigger than him.
 
Gotta love the Masters. It’s one of the few tournaments I’d record if I can’t watch live. Henpecked.

I'm on the road for work and there is a zero percent chance of me doing anything all afternoon other than sitting on chair and watching this.
 
Rory has twice lapped the field in wet majors. He's a known mudder.

Yes, those who can carry the ball further have an advantage over the low ball drivers. Someone like Henson with his low cut 3-wood might have trouble getting down the fairway off the tee.

I was thinking of @cohenzone when Charlie made some nice 8'-10' puts on 8 and 9. Won't spend a second of my life "rooting" against him. He probably looks more like us weekend hackers than anyone else. Plus, love the webbed trucker hat for Waste Management. So anti-Masters vibe with his sponsors.

Wetter greens will take some of the last second slide off tricky putts.

That being said, if I have to pick one player, I'm going with Rose. Long enough, can play in bad weather and the moment won't be bigger than him.
Charlie makes a mummy look energetic. I wish I could look that relaxed on a golf course. I’d guess it’s not how he feels, but when he hits a bad shot his usual reaction.is like he’s saying “whatever.”
 
I'm on the road for work and there is a zero percent chance of me doing anything all afternoon other than sitting on chair and watching this.

Yeah here too. My wife said where did you want to go out to eat later and I said not going unless it has real good TV's and The Masters. Not henpecked :oops:
 
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