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[Robertelamin]

My man Charlie is playing rope a dope. Hoffman goes low. Maybe.

I like Hoffman but he just seems to be a perennial choker. Like you said, maybe.

 

[mauconnfan]

My man Charlie is playing rope a dope. Hoffman goes low. Maybe.

It’s the weekend at The Masters czone Dustin Hoffman has a better chance.

 

[cohenzone]

It’s the weekend at The Masters czone Dustin Hoffman has a better chance.

Be very afraid.

 

[cohenzone]

I like Hoffman but he just seems to be a perennial choker. Like you said, maybe.

Where is Jean van de Velde these days?

 

[mauconnfan]

Be very afraid.

I would be very afraid of DJ today. Quietly crawled back in to -3 without his good stuff and the course will play long today, carry will be huge to get low irons into their hands. JT also sort of the same and he's great weekend player.

Should be very interesting.

 

[mauconnfan]

Where is Jean van de Velde these days?

In the burn.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Neither Reed nor Leishman will win.....you heard it here first.

Fair enough. Not the boldest prediction ever, but you're in the book with you call.

 

[cohenzone]

I would be very afraid of DJ today. Quietly crawled back in to -3 without his good stuff and the course will play long today, carry will be huge to get low irons into their hands. JT also sort of the same and he's great weekend player.

Should be very interesting.

Gotta love the Masters. It’s one of the few tournaments I’d record if I can’t watch live. Henpecked.

 

[cohenzone]

In the burn.

Cruel. Once in a while a pro hits a shot that reminds me of me.

 

[mauconnfan]

Cruel. Once in a while a pro hits a shot that reminds me of me.

Not that one because you would've laid up.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Rory has twice lapped the field in wet majors. He's a known mudder.

Yes, those who can carry the ball further have an advantage over the low ball drivers. Someone like Henson with his low cut 3-wood might have trouble getting down the fairway off the tee.

I was thinking of @cohenzone when Charlie made some nice 8'-10' puts on 8 and 9. Won't spend a second of my life "rooting" against him. He probably looks more like us weekend hackers than anyone else. Plus, love the webbed trucker hat for Waste Management. So anti-Masters vibe with his sponsors.

Wetter greens will take some of the last second slide off tricky putts.

That being said, if I have to pick one player, I'm going with Rose. Long enough, can play in bad weather and the moment won't be bigger than him.

 

[cohenzone]

Not that one because you would've laid up.

I’d have been watching from the 19th hole.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Gotta love the Masters. It’s one of the few tournaments I’d record if I can’t watch live. Henpecked.

I'm on the road for work and there is a zero percent chance of me doing anything all afternoon other than sitting on chair and watching this.

 

[cohenzone]

Rory has twice lapped the field in wet majors. He's a known mudder.

Yes, those who can carry the ball further have an advantage over the low ball drivers. Someone like Henson with his low cut 3-wood might have trouble getting down the fairway off the tee.

I was thinking of @cohenzone when Charlie made some nice 8'-10' puts on 8 and 9. Won't spend a second of my life "rooting" against him. He probably looks more like us weekend hackers than anyone else. Plus, love the webbed trucker hat for Waste Management. So anti-Masters vibe with his sponsors.

Wetter greens will take some of the last second slide off tricky putts.

That being said, if I have to pick one player, I'm going with Rose. Long enough, can play in bad weather and the moment won't be bigger than him.

Charlie makes a mummy look energetic. I wish I could look that relaxed on a golf course. I’d guess it’s not how he feels, but when he hits a bad shot his usual reaction.is like he’s saying “whatever.”

 

[mauconnfan]

I'm on the road for work and there is a zero percent chance of me doing anything all afternoon other than sitting on chair and watching this.

Yeah here too. My wife said where did you want to go out to eat later and I said not going unless it has real good TV's and The Masters. Not henpecked

 

[Chin Diesel]

Charlie makes a mummy look energetic. I wish I could look that relaxed on a golf course. I’d guess it’s not how he feels, but when he hits a bad shot his usual reaction.is like he’s saying “whatever.”

Relaxed? He's in his early 40's, healthy, has made over $25m playing golf, can walk through any airport or eat at any restaurant completely unnoticed and went to UNLV for a communications degree. Yeah, he's relaxed.

On a related note, earlier this year, someone was relaying a story (Maybe Phil's old caddy in the announcing booth) from about a decade ago and the person said how some caddies were BS'ing with each and discussing players' skill. They said on the driving range Charlie only had to take a backseat to Tiger and Phil. He's a natural ball striker. Swings it more like Freddie, Ernie or Tom Watson. Looks effortless and looks like he could do in 2040 without changing a thing.


Charley Hoffman - Official PGA TOUR Profile

 

[Chin Diesel]

Yeah here too. My wife said where did you want to go out to eat later and I said not going unless it has real good TV's and The Masters. Not henpecked

Talked to wife on the phone an hour ago. I'm done with that for the day. Clearing out my schedule.

 

[uconnric]

Where is Jean van de Velde these days?

Watching with Greg Norman.

 

[tentoes4rings]

Talked to wife on the phone an hour ago. I'm done with that for the day. Clearing out my schedule.

“The Masters on CBS, a tradition like no other. Providing a 4 day break from wives for 84 years. “

 

[Robertelamin]

Where is Jean van de Velde these days?

Working on his thought process somewhere?

 

[QDOG5]

I would be very afraid of DJ today. Quietly crawled back in to -3 without his good stuff and the course will play long today, carry will be huge to get low irons into their hands. JT also sort of the same and he's great weekend player.

Should be very interesting.

Doesn't the dour demeanor and edgy beard worry you? BTW he's also a loser.

 

[mauconnfan]

Doesn't the dour demeanor and edgy beard worry you? BTW he's also a loser.

I'm not a fan of DJ for whatever reason but why is he a loser?

 

[Robertelamin]

He's not a loser

 

[cohenzone]

Watching with Greg Norman.

Yeah, but Greg’s resume ain’t stuck on one massive choke.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Doesn't the dour demeanor and edgy beard worry you? BTW he's also a loser.

I'm not a fan of DJ for whatever reason but why is he a loser?

He's not a loser

You may both be trolling me, but I thing QDOG5 is trolling you. Go back to the beginning of this thread and read it. Someone referred to DJ as a loser.

I don't think he's the most competitive guy in the world and I'm somewhat amazed he can be #1 in the world on talent alone. No one will ever confuse DJ's competitive fire with Tiger's or Jack's.