I was trying to add one of Ira Ridgeway Davis’ (my all time favorite UConn professor) polisci classes and they gave me a card and told me I had to find him and have him sign it so I could add the class. Obviously, I forged his signature and turned it in to the lovely woman at the desk. She looked at it, smiled and said, “this isn’t his signature”. Indigently, I told her she was wrong and asked how the heck would she know. She laughed, looked me in the eye and said “because I’ve been married to him for 25 years”.