r-r-r-r-r-r-ringa!!!!
Moretti: "Ciao?"
Chillious: "Hey Davide, my man!! It's coach Chillious up here at Wash...err...UConn!"
Moretti: "Oh, ciao!!"
Chillious: "Yeah, I thought what better way to start a weekend than to hear my main anchovy is getting on da boat!! So, like, you coming to UConn?"
Moretti: "Um, no sir. I'ma going to Texas. Errr...Techa. Texas Techa."
Chillious: "Wha'???"
Moretti: "I'ma sorry, you. But thank you for callinga." clicka
Chillious: [stares at chef's knife in nearby butcher block. Just stares.]
4 hours later...
Chillious: {still staring but now the knife is on the counter]
3 hours later...
A tear flows from Chillious' left eye.