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Shut Up and eat the MOJO sandwich, commie!
 


Oh don't you dare look back
This season’s been bumpy

We have been holding back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

We were victims of a slight.
Realignment was our kryptonite
Helpless to face our fading light
Oh we were bound to come together
Bound to come together

Adams came on!
I don't know how it happened
He took the floor and he said

Oh don't you dare give up
I’ll hit from 60 feet

I’m bringing UConn back
so please shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

Put that ketchup on your turkey
you know you have to take one for the team

A few big bites and we’ll believe
this year was bound to come together
Bound to come together

Dham came on
I don't know how it happened
He took the floor and he said

Oh don't you dare look back
Forget January
you know my swag is back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh.

Shut up. Sandwich. Commie

We’re getting 5
I think I see the future
I realize we’re back in Texas!

K.O Came on
I don't know how it happened
He pumped his fists and he said

Oh don't you dare look back
This season’s been bumpy

We have been holding back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

Oh don't you dare look back
This season’s been bumpy

We have been holding back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
 
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Oh don't you dare look back
This season’s been bumpy

We have been holding back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

We were victims of a slight.
Realignment was our kryptonite
Helpless to face our fading light
Oh we were bound to come together
Bound to come together

Adams came on!
I don't know how it happened
He took the floor and he said

Oh don't you dare give up
I’ll hit from 60 feet

I’m bringing UConn back
so please shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

Put that ketchup on your turkey
you know you have to take one for the team

A few big bites and we’ll believe
this year was bound to come together
Bound to come together

Dham came on
I don't know how it happened
He took the floor and he said

Oh don't you dare look back
Forget January
you know my swag is back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh.

Shut up. Sandwich. Commie

We’re getting 5
I think I see the future
I realize we’re back in Texas!

K.O Came on
I don't know how it happened
He pumped his fists and he said

Oh don't you dare look back
This season’s been bumpy

We have been holding back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

Oh don't you dare look back
This season’s been bumpy

We have been holding back
I say shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
This April is our destiny
It’s coming true oh oh
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.

Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.
Shut up. Sandwich. Commie.


My gosh, this is brilliant. I'm a Walk the Moon fan, but I'd take this first and foremost.
 
Back when America was great, when I was a kid in the 80's, we had a way to deal with people who didn't like turkey or ketchup. If they showed up at my house and turned down either of these delicacie they would leave on a stretcher. We would really rough them up. If AugustWest shows up at your house, or at a Dead show somewhere, and besmirches ketchup or turkey punch him in the face. I'll pay your legal bills. Most likely his aversion to these beautiful foods is a plot hatched by Bernie Sanders.
 
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Back when America was great, when I was a kid in the 80's, we had a way to deal with people who didn't like turkey or ketchup. If they showed up at my house and turned down either of these delicacie they would leave on a stretcher. We would really rough them up. If AugustWest shows up at your house, or at a Dead show somewhere, and besmirches ketchup or turkey punch him in the face. I'll pay your legal bills. Most likely his aversion to these beautiful foods is a plot hatched by Bernie Sanders.
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Mojo breeds mojo.

You can't make this stuff up. @August_West is sentenced to turkey sammiches with ketchup and within 24 hours Inside Edition has an interview with Trump's butler who says Trump is a YUGE fan of his steaks and burgers. Likes 'em well done too. And Tony, don't forget the ketchup for the burger.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-picky-eater-sleeps-3-195700700.html

Senecal says his former boss is also a notorious picky eater. He likes his steaks and his burgers and he likes them well done.

“It was pretty much 'Tony, bring me a cheeseburger. And don't forget the ketchup,’ he recalled. “If it’s vegetables he doesn't want to see them. He's a red blooded meat eating American.”

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This is called "Turkey Covered With Ketchup and Attacked by Big Ants"

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Yep.
 
I'm here to tell you, simply, this is going to be YUGE. Just shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, commie, and this will be GREAT
 
Mojo breeds mojo.

You can't make this stuff up. @August_West is sentenced to turkey sammiches with ketchup and within 24 hours Inside Edition has an interview with Trump's butler who says Trump is a YUGE fan of his steaks and burgers. Likes 'em well done too. And Tony, don't forget the ketchup for the burger.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-picky-eater-sleeps-3-195700700.html

Senecal says his former boss is also a notorious picky eater. He likes his steaks and his burgers and he likes them well done.

“It was pretty much 'Tony, bring me a cheeseburger. And don't forget the ketchup,’ he recalled. “If it’s vegetables he doesn't want to see them. He's a red blooded meat eating American.”

Don't forget the ketchup?!

I am GOOD. I mean, sometimes I even surprise myself at just how good I am. Poor Colorado. They won't know what hit 'em.
 
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Okay so technical question here, how are we going to do this? Does August attach a video clip of him shutting up and eating the mojo sandwich? Maybe go with Periscope? If so do we go with a test run? Can't leave the details to the last moment and risk a first round upset.

@August_West @Deepster
 
“When Colorado sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing ketchup. They’re bringing turkey. They’re buffaloes… And some, I assume, are good people.”
 
Okay so technical question here, how are we going to do this? Does August attach a video clip of him shutting up and eating the mojo sandwich? Maybe go with Periscope? If so do we go with a test run? Can't leave the details to the last moment and risk a first round upset.

@August_West @Deepster

Augie is respectful of the Mojo. I would trust him and assume he complies via the honor system. An update on each sammie would be nice. A picture would be great. Video would be an even added bonus. But, at the end of the day, he knows that if he doesn't eat a sandwich and we lose and we somehow find that out? We'll skin him alive and leave his flayed worthless body to die in a ditch.
 
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