SF Vance Jackson (Signed LOI on 11/11)

[UConnLen]

Midnight Madness will have a lot of Husky fans in Gampel using smartphones on Boneyard LOL

 

[I Bleed Blue]

Midnight Madness will have a lot of Husky fans in Gampel using smartphones on Boneyard LOL

Oh didn't even think about it that way. He wants to announce on first night! That's cool bro.

 

[Rocktheworld]

I'm not one of the tea-leave readers on this board, but it'd be a weird move to follow most of the UConn team and then commit to Cal.

After "The Kasongoing (parts 1, 2, and 3)" we are ready for any recruiting weirdness

 

[Rocktheworld]

Seriously why would he even bother waiting until Friday except just to read this thread for three more days and then three days more after he commits (one way or another)

 

[Mano]

Would be a pretty awesome way to commit (and something I've never heard a recruit do before) if he did it at Gampel in front of a full house on first night. Wonder if he'll be in town for it? Either way, would love if we could get him.

 

[4in16]

Would be a pretty awesome way to commit (and something I've never heard a recruit do before) if he did it at Gampel in front of a full house on first night. Wonder if he'll be in town for it? Either way, would love if we could get him.

Doubt it, flying across the country ain't cheap, just coincidence.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Doubt it, flying across the country ain't cheap, just coincidence.

Would be pretty easy to make a video and show it on the board though, or even do it live.

 

[4in16]

Would be pretty easy to make a video and show it on the board though, or even do it live.

Could UConn even do it live though? Since they can't technically comment on commits until they sign.

 

[BUHusky]

Could UConn even do it live though? Since they can't technically comment on commits until they sign.

No UConn can't. As you said, UConn can't even comment about a commit until they sign their NLI. So there is definitely no way they can sponsor a video regarding a commitment...

 

[JonnyRI]

Ladies!!! Damn this thread is getting bad. I offended my wife less this weekend than some of the twisted panties here (cue mau).

Apologies in advance to stairmaster - committ already Vance! You are really screwing up my work productivity!

 

[Chief00]

UCONN

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

Well, back in the day, it was just me and a couple of other people posting.

And then more people joined in. I think this is where the trouble started.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

 

[tcf15]

Not sure if already posted, but here's the most recent mixtape for Vance:

 

[KembaStepback]

Not sure if already posted, but here's the most recent mixtape for Vance:

That jumper is silky. Would look amazing in a UConn jersey.

 

[RipCity]

That jumper is silky. Will look amazing in a UConn jersey.

 

[KembaStepback]

Thanks for the correction! Love the confidence, but I'm not one to count chickens before they've hatched.

 

[ctchamps]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Now that is getting to the root cause!!!

 

[huskyniner]

Wow, that song was terrible.

 

[ctchamps]

Someones got it in for us, they're posting rumors in these threads
Whoever it is I wish theyd cut it out quick, or at least I wish they'd up their meds
They say we'll get a man named Vance, California doesn't have a chance
He retweets all the UConn stuff, so when he signs, it'll be with us
He cant help it. We have Ollie.

People see us all the time, since four time champs get on TV
Their minds are blown when they think Kansas has only three
Even Dove, yesterday, had to ask Vance where he was was at,
I couldnt believe after all these years, he didnt know recruits any better than that
Sweet mercy

Idiot wind, blowing in every recruiting thread,
We run out of news and fight ourselves instead
Idiot wind, blowing every time we talk UConn
We are idiots babe
Its a wonder we can turn our laptops on

I ran into a recruiting site, who said beware of lightning that might strike
I havent known a top five class for so long I cant remember what its like.
Theres a small forward who'd be grand, smoke pourin out of his shooting hand,
You didnt know it, you didnt think it could be done, in the final end we could win this war
After losing Tyus Battle

Idiot wind, blowing when we go off topic on a whim
Blowing through four banners in our gym
Idiot wind, blowing every time we talk UConn
We are idiots babe
Its a wonder we can turn our laptops on

It was greed that brought the Big East down and destiny which broke it apart
We tamed the Hoyas and the Fruit, so they gave up for a brand new start
Now everythings a little upside down, we're in a league with SMU
But In spite of that, we still got rings, and Tyler got number two
One more than Boeheim.

I noticed at the ceremony, Emmerts corrupt ways finally made him blind
He couldn't look at KO's face anymore, he left the stage, like a roach away from light.
He wore black on title day and sat stone-faced while Napier burned
This is what happens when you ban UConn, was the lesson that he learned
Slowly through his thick skull

Idiot wind, no more off topic threads here please,
Enough of Pepe's pies and Mac and cheese
Idiot wind, blowing every time we talk UConn
We are idiots babe
Its a wonder we can turn our laptops on

I cant feel you anymore, I don't even get the tweets youve read
Every time I pull up the yard, I've been wishin for real recruiting news instead.
Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to the Final Four,
You followed them on Instagram, Snapchat and maybe more
Trying to break a story

Idiot wind, blowing through Twitter and Facebook
Blowing through the selfies that they took.
Idiot wind, blowing through Gampel and XL
We are idiots, babe.
Its a wonder we can even read ourselves.

Love this love this love this and in twenty minutes will still love this! The laptop reference (a little self dig?)!
The creating of lyrics in this thread as good as anything in the lyrics thread! The overview of this motley crew. The highlights of an established program!

Do you have a musical arrangement to go with this? Cause there should be one.

 

[ctchamps]

Comments like the one you made are the perfect bait to attract the boneyard's morally superior police which will carefully take the time to tell you that this decision is about him and not us, as if that wasn't a given. It's almost like clockwork when someone makes a post like that.

Trying to figure out the best descriptor for your statement. Irony? The pot calling the kettle...? The Absolut morally superior police? The most politically correct politically correct? The ultimate holier than thou? The final authority of righteous indignation?

I love cliches especially when they are used to attack perceived cliches! I'm putting out choices but I think I'm going with the Absolut morally superior police cause I can drink to the absurdity of the dismissive.

 

[ctchamps]

Seriously why would he even bother waiting until Friday except just to read this thread for three more days and then three days more after he commits (one way or another)

Stop injecting logic to a colorful experience!

 

[ctchamps]

Not sure if already posted, but here's the most recent mixtape for Vance:

Very similar to the one you posted in the pinned thread. Seems to be a better 3pt shooter than Shad, better passer, dribbler and more ups! Does anyone know if the stats bear that out and if he has Shads cojones?

 

[uchusky32]

Me's likes, me's wants!

 

[upstater]

He never misses a 3 pointer