Someones got it in for us, they're posting rumors in these threads
Whoever it is I wish theyd cut it out quick, or at least I wish they'd up their meds
They say we'll get a man named Vance, California doesn't have a chance
He retweets all the UConn stuff, so when he signs, it'll be with us
He cant help it. We have Ollie.
People see us all the time, since four time champs get on TV
Their minds are blown when they think Kansas has only three
Even Dove, yesterday, had to ask Vance where he was was at,
I couldnt believe after all these years, he didnt know recruits any better than that
Sweet mercy
Idiot wind, blowing in every recruiting thread,
We run out of news and fight ourselves instead
Idiot wind, blowing every time we talk UConn
We are idiots babe
Its a wonder we can turn our laptops on
I ran into a recruiting site, who said beware of lightning that might strike
I havent known a top five class for so long I cant remember what its like.
Theres a small forward who'd be grand, smoke pourin out of his shooting hand,
You didnt know it, you didnt think it could be done, in the final end we could win this war
After losing Tyus Battle
Idiot wind, blowing when we go off topic on a whim
Blowing through four banners in our gym
Idiot wind, blowing every time we talk UConn
We are idiots babe
Its a wonder we can turn our laptops on
It was greed that brought the Big East down and destiny which broke it apart
We tamed the Hoyas and the Fruit, so they gave up for a brand new start
Now everythings a little upside down, we're in a league with SMU
But In spite of that, we still got rings, and Tyler got number two
One more than Boeheim.
I noticed at the ceremony, Emmerts corrupt ways finally made him blind
He couldn't look at KO's face anymore, he left the stage, like a roach away from light.
He wore black on title day and sat stone-faced while Napier burned
This is what happens when you ban UConn, was the lesson that he learned
Slowly through his thick skull
Idiot wind, no more off topic threads here please,
Enough of Pepe's pies and Mac and cheese
Idiot wind, blowing every time we talk UConn
We are idiots babe
Its a wonder we can turn our laptops on
I cant feel you anymore, I don't even get the tweets youve read
Every time I pull up the yard, I've been wishin for real recruiting news instead.
Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to the Final Four,
You followed them on Instagram, Snapchat and maybe more
Trying to break a story
Idiot wind, blowing through Twitter and Facebook
Blowing through the selfies that they took.
Idiot wind, blowing through Gampel and XL
We are idiots, babe.
Its a wonder we can even read ourselves.
