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Leebo said:
So, I actually tried to read some of that. He says that Boatright tried to sabotage senior night.

He's not talking about the actual senior night, where UConn won, right? He's talking about Louisville's senior night, like it's our senior night?
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No, he's talking about our senior night where we won despite Boatright's supposed effort to sabotage and the rest of the team decided to retaliate (according to him) when we played Louisville. Really makes a lot of sense, huh! NOT!!!!!
 
August_West said:
Don't say another goshdarn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth
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Engineer another NC for us before you do. Sounds like you'll have some clout.
 
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W.....T.....F.....?

The players played like crap as revenge on KO for playing Boat in a previous game?
 
Kitaman said:
Now you all know what I go through with my wife when I leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night.
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Why would you lift the toilet seat?:oops:
 
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JCSuperstar said:
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. Also Jerome Dyson met with Boatright in Munich 6 years ago and mapped out a plan for the downfall of UCONN basketball, the AAC, Swofford, Emmert, it's all tied together. They will delete this post soon, but you will know. You must escape the timecube before Selvie can go back and step on the endline vs. St. Boneventure or all will be lost.
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I like it. Dyson is our very own umbrella man

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August_West said:
Don't say another goshdarn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth
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Glad to see that you have finally gotten in touch with your "inner child."
 
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Yonick said:
7th post!!! Hummm, I wonder what his 1st six posts were like!!
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Easy to check. Click on his profile, go to "posts." Hasn't posted since the 11-12 season.

Ironically, one was about how he sees "the similarities between Boatright and Kemba. [The] kid has heart."
 
Seems like a reasonable thesis. The man laid his facts out and presented his opinions. Can't knock on him for the effort.
 
I think you're onto something coachn. Obviously, this isn't the first conspiracy to sabotage that you have uncovered. Great work! No way this is happening again - thanks to your keen senses and great overall grammar to help clarify.

PS. Hint: Keep an eye on that Geno guy. I've heard he's Italian.
 
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The OP is really on to something. I can't believe everyone else doesn't see it.

However, he only brought up half the story. What he failed to mention is this conspiracy doesn't start with Ryan Boatright and his "sabotage at UConn." This goes all the way to the top: President Obama.

President Obama was the Senator for which state? Illinois - the same state where Ryan Boatright is from. Coincidence? I think not. Ryan Boatright was sent to UConn by President Obama to make a questionable decision with about 3 minutes left against Rutgers on senior night. This quick three pointer would lead to the deterioration of his relationship with Shabazz Napier, and little did we know a crushing loss against Louisville. This sabotage has been in the works for years and right now Obama is laughing in the oval office.

We can't keep our heads buried in the sand any longer. Ryan Boatright and President Obama are sabotaging UConn basketball.
 
I think I finally pinpointed the dude that's been taking all of my tin foil and making hats with it.
 
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Gringo said:
The OP is really on to something. I can't believe everyone else doesn't see it.

However, he only brought up half the story. What he failed to mention is this conspiracy doesn't start with Ryan Boatright and his "sabotage at UConn." This goes all the way to the top: President Obama.
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You're still not looking high enough. Aliens man. Aliens.
 
When you are walking around the mall with that metal colander on your head,
carrying a sword, make sure the sword is of the wood variety. I hear wood has a magical
effect on the aliens, yet will not upset the terrestrials overly much
 
coachn said:
This is my attempt to get around the coaches gatekeepers.
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Wait. You mean you tried to share your ideas with the coaches, and somebody thinks the coaches don't need to hear them? Amazing!
 
kmacri12 said:
I stopped believing this guy knew what he was talking about when he compared 3x National Champion UConn basketball team to the UConn football team which has only been D1 for 12 years.

I will never get the 5 minutes I wasted reading that back, thanks.
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I stopped with the use of "worse" instead of "worst", twice I might add, in the first few sentences. I figured it would only get "worse" from there.
 
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