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^^ PeeCee fan in mojo inducing thread that has nothing to do with hoops (other than ratcheting us up for another NC run). Why? Is he trying to sabatoge us? More likely the 3 fans on the PeeCee board have left for the spring and he is feeling lonely. At first I was going to put him on blast and berate him as is boneyard custom for PeeCee "fans", but on reflection my attitude has softened (could be the percocet though) and I pity him.
 
August_West said:
^^ PeeCee fan in mojo inducing thread that has nothing to do with hoops. Why? Is he trying to sabatoge us? More likely the 3 fans on the PeeCee board have left for the spring and he is feeling lonely
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The other 3 brought Brad Faxon with them instead of sean to Triggs for 18 today so he had to join someone!!
 
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August_West said:
I think you should be in, but I need to call the BAA for a final credential check on you. You need to measure up to this guy:

william shea, post: 895542 said:
Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????
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I'm all in --- let me know what you find out. And I am not the one who turned this into a personal attack you guys have. Mocking me and my comments I have no problem with, but being critical of other facets of my life is wrong. So screw off and let me know what you find out............................................................
 
OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!
 
August_West said:
OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!
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Thank you for explaining that to me like I a 2 year old (I need that).
I was working on thursday night so I missed the thread.

MOJO RISIN!!!!!



no no I did see it I guess I was to drunk to remember!
 
August_West said:
OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!
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So that's what this is all about.

I will say this - the imagination and creativity of the Boneyard horde is the same spirit that allowed man to create the smartphone and run 50 miles with a smartphone in each hand.

I salute you all!
 
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August_West said:
OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!
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thanks for the shout-out!
 
Look, I don't want to brag, but I have met Amby Burfoot.

In a fight, I would knock him --- out.

And I'd post it on YouTube three times because that's how many smartphones I'd bring to the brawl.
 
Fishy said:
Look, I don't want to brag, but I have met Amby Burfoot.

In a fight, I would knock him --- out.

And I'd post it on YouTube three times because that's how many smartphones I'd bring to the brawl.
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But you don't have seats in section 106.
 
Fishy said:
Look, I don't want to brag, but I have met Amby Burfoot.

In a fight, I would knock him --- out.

And I'd post it on YouTube three times because that's how many smartphones I'd bring to the brawl.
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My ipad is the size of several smart phones. And i don't know who bamby barefoot is but i'd crush him with my Pacific islander sized calf muscles that i got from running the boston marathon twice once as a warmup and then for real.
 
I challenge this guy to go outlet shopping with my wife.
My bet is he doesn't make it out of the Coach store. (Women and purses are a vicious combination)
She does this while alternately texting,talking on the phone, keeping up with 500 Facebook friends, and reading articles from the Connecticut patch new sources.
 
August_West said:
^^ PeeCee fan in mojo inducing thread that has nothing to do with hoops (other than ratcheting us up for another NC run). Why? Is he trying to sabatoge us? More likely the 3 fans on the PeeCee board have left for the spring and he is feeling lonely. At first I was going to put him on blast and berate him as is boneyard custom for PeeCee "fans", but on reflection my attitude has softened (could be the percocet though) and I pity him.
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I should have been more clear; I was reffering to the gentleman with the running prowess
 
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Just when I started to worry this thread would fall to page 2, it's got LEGS after all.
 
It appears that I got here too late to be Amby Burfoot so can I be Frank Shorter? I have two smartphones and an olympic medal!
 
I have several laptops, a Nutmeg State Games medal, and I won a giant teddy bear playing skee ball at the Big E.

I'll be the guy sitting next to Calhoun texting the AD at BCU telling him to go f#%& himself.
 
Fishy said:
I don't want to be Amby Burfoot anymore - he looks like a f- corpse.



IMG_4595.jpg
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Holy *t, guess that's what happens when all you drink is prune juice/flat amber
 
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see http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

August_West said:
OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!
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Found someone who can sign this roll call.
Hoiberg desparately trying to catch up with ST and KO, who is just casually breezing toward the finish.
** Not Pictured: William Shea who is somewhere at the back of the pack.

vJ3PefL.jpg
 
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Hardcore runners are a special breed. They think they are in peak physical condition because they can run for hours.

But ask them to do a pushup and they need a spotter.
 
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