Roll Call: Can run 50 miles and has TWO Smart Phones

[coloradohusky]

I own 2 smartphones and regularly ride my bike well over 50 miles in a clip, can I be a junior member of this really cool dude club?

 

[jbdphi]

Yep, two smartphones (one for work) but I probably max out at five miles in any given run. Give me 10 days and I think I could manage it...

 

[Chin Diesel]

This is how I spent my weekend. Velvet rope gets dropped for me.

14 feet and 700 lbs.

 

[ffg53]

You walked into my mouth? That seems uncalled for. I hope you at least took off your spikes!

Seriously, out of all the posts on the page, mine, which had nothing to do with you, was the one that got your internet Rambo engine a running? Well let me tell you something, my man. I decided to change my name to Amby Burfoot, hah! Take that. So we meet again Shea! I beat you on the road and now I'll beat you on the internet. Chew on that my man!

[Disclaimer: I am not Amby Burfoot, and this idiot is not William Shea. Being a Southeastern Connecticut guy, I find it offensive that this pre-pubescent fool is taking his name. His races against Burfoot were legendary.]

I am Lon Haldeman and I ride my bicycle back and forth across the North American continent. For fun, without sleep and I only eat McDonald's. It's true, you can look it up on the internet. But until William Shea came along I was too modest to actually use my real name. I've learned my lesson, that's for sure. Thank you, William Shea. I am responding to this post because apparently it's the thing we superhuman athletes do.

 

[zyron]

This is me guys. I only have one phone though.

 

[intlzncster]

OMG! YES!!!

In all seriousness if we cross paths at a game the first couple rolling rocks and plate of wings are on me!

You managed two mojo enhancing offerings out of this thread. Thumbs up!

 

[BlueMAB]

My name is Felix, and I bleed blue. I managed to free fall from orbit, but I couldn't get a ticket to MSG. Is there another free ticket available?

 

[Fishy]

Okay, last try.

I have two smartphones and an iPad, BUT, BUT, BUT.....my commute is like 58 miles one way. Actually, it's 62 miles on the way home because I have to go a different way, but that's all right because it takes me past a grocery store which is handy.

So I drive like 4.5 marathons every day. Except Saturdays and Sundays. And some Fridays when I work from home.

Come on, you gotta let me in.

 

[August_West]

Okay, last try. I have two smartphones, an iPad BUT.....my commute is like 58 miles one way. Actually, it's 62 miles on the way home because I have to go a different way, but that's all right because it takes me past a grocery store which is handy. So I drive like 4.5 marathons every day. Except Saturdays and Sundays. And some Fridays when I work from home. Come on, you gotta let me in.

I think you should be in, but I need to call the BAA for a final credential check on you. You need to measure up to this guy:

william shea, post: 895542 said:
Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????

 

[Fishy]

Ah, okay...

My name is Amby Burfoot.

 

[uconndoit]

Ah, okay...

My name is Amby Burfoot.

*I* am Amby Burfoot.

 

[mauconnfan]

*I* am Amby Burfoot.

"I" am Amby Burfoot

 

[August_West]

Man, all these amby burfoots, I'm jealous. I'm just a simple, everyday Navy Seal.

 

[seanmc94]

HARDO

 

[August_West]

HARDO

^^ PeeCee fan in mojo inducing thread that has nothing to do with hoops (other than ratcheting us up for another NC run). Why? Is he trying to sabatoge us? More likely the 3 fans on the PeeCee board have left for the spring and he is feeling lonely. At first I was going to put him on blast and berate him as is boneyard custom for PeeCee "fans", but on reflection my attitude has softened (could be the percocet though) and I pity him.

 

[mauconnfan]

^^ PeeCee fan in mojo inducing thread that has nothing to do with hoops. Why? Is he trying to sabatoge us? More likely the 3 fans on the PeeCee board have left for the spring and he is feeling lonely

The other 3 brought Brad Faxon with them instead of sean to Triggs for 18 today so he had to join someone!!

 

[CTMike]

We are all Amby Burfoot.

 

[UC Billy]

I think you should be in, but I need to call the BAA for a final credential check on you. You need to measure up to this guy:

william shea, post: 895542 said:
Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????

I'm all in --- let me know what you find out. And I am not the one who turned this into a personal attack you guys have. Mocking me and my comments I have no problem with, but being critical of other facets of my life is wrong. So screw off and let me know what you find out............................................................

 

[August_West]

OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!

 

[patrick]

OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!

Thank you for explaining that to me like I a 2 year old (I need that).
I was working on thursday night so I missed the thread.

MOJO RISIN!!!!!



no no I did see it I guess I was to drunk to remember!

 

[Greathusky]

"I" am Amby Burfoot

Will the real "Amby Burfoot" please stand up?

 

[Greathusky]

OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!

So that's what this is all about.

I will say this - the imagination and creativity of the Boneyard horde is the same spirit that allowed man to create the smartphone and run 50 miles with a smartphone in each hand.

I salute you all!

 

[phillionaire]

OK, I promised this explanation last night, and I think as this thread wore on some of it got self-explanatory, but I will give a cliff notes version of some great, unintentional mojo (the best kind).

Pull up a chair, crack a rolling rock and allow me to relate to you "The Ballad of William Shea" :

It all started last Thursday against St. Joes.
We had a rough start to game, St. Joes looking like world beaters. Not but 6 minutes into game a thread by a person who had not posted here much at all (thats OK, everyone has to start somewhere) appeared at the top of our board:

The title of the the of the thread?
"No D, Heartless and Gutless"
You may read the thread and William Shea's initial post here:

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/no-d-heartless-and-gutless.55243/

It is required mojo reading. He bragged about how he had it in his bracket.

Obviously most people seeing this thread at the time hated this post with a passion. It was 6 minutes into the game! People were up in arms.

Well, as I sometimes do when I see such a ridiculous post I answered it, not with a post of my own, but an over the top "copy pasta" (many here probably dont know what that is, there is a link in the thread above explaining it).
In this case I used the famed "Navy Seal" copypasta. The irony is that after 3 minutes I actually edited my post and removed the copy pasta thinking that it would probably go over the heads of many and thus be taken as mean spirited and inflammatory. However I noticed that users Bryan Lord and Phillionaire at minimum knew what it was right away. Phillionaire in fact not only recognized it, but quoted it and then added the "Hank Hill propane variation" of the "Navy Seal" pasta. (as an aside: well done, Phillionaire!) So now even though I had deleted my Navy Seal copy pasta, Phillionaire had already quoted it and it was there for everyone to see.

William Shea took that copy pasta as serious and in the patented self-serving blowhard way that he is quickly becoming an instant boneyard legend for challenged me to a 50 yard run with the implication that he is tougher than a Navy Seal (namely, me).

More hilarity ensued as he tried defending his initial post.

Meanwhile as all this was going on, our beloved Huskies sacked up and got 'er done against St. Joes.
It was just beautiful mojo as recognized by many longtime posters in that initial thread.

After beating Nova, esteemed 'yarder prankster recognizing the amount of unintentional mojo surrounding William Shea after reading that Mr. Shea will be at the Garden Friday, asked if he had a smartphone so he could make more dumb posts from his seat to keep the mojo running.

Well in his typical fashion, Mr. Shea answered " I will be in Section 106 and I have TWO Smartphones"

In this thread:
http://the-boneyard.com/threads/who...-bunch-of-pretenders.55668/page-2#post-893598

More hilarity ensued.

Mr. Shea has continued to make some incredible statements since then (including two beauties in this thread) and all of them bring the laughs (and some incredible mojo along with it).

With the combination the jurrdges Senhor Testiculo decree and now William Shea, I can see us beating UCLA's winning streak. Ride, Senhor, Ride!!!

thanks for the shout-out!

 

[Fishy]

Look, I don't want to brag, but I have met Amby Burfoot.

In a fight, I would knock him --- out.

And I'd post it on YouTube three times because that's how many smartphones I'd bring to the brawl.

 

[August_West]

Look, I don't want to brag, but I have met Amby Burfoot.

In a fight, I would knock him --- out.

And I'd post it on YouTube three times because that's how many smartphones I'd bring to the brawl.

But you don't have seats in section 106.