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businesslawyer said:
What if I can do it (on a good day) without a bathroom stop?
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On a Friday in the summer, north on the Merritt? Then I have to assume that you are either: i) really dehydrated; or ii) throwing 'trucker bombs' out your window.

Since I know you are a lawyer, I choose (ii) for my own amusement and I say we count it.
 
Greathusky said:
What in the hell are you guys talking about?
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I'm glad I'm not the only one, lol.

I had to post this to the Boneyard from my Samsung galaxy while googling it from my iPhone to boot.
 
Fishy said:
Is there a reason for this new qualification on the Boneyard? I'm not against it as I feel it will eliminate the women's board entirely, but I am curious.
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Yeah, great mojo, let me get home and type it out.
Some here know already.
 
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Husky68 said:
I can run 50 miles and have 2 phones, how do you tell how smart they are?
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They are all special in their own way.

I do have two smartphones, one of which is still fully functional. I can also run 50 miles so long as no particular time limit is associated with it. (Oh wait, did you mean all at once, because that is a different analysis.)
 
August_West said:
Wish I could sign this, but I am a smartphone short
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You guys are unreal. Get a life !!!! You don't scare nor will you ever frustrate me. I will continue with my manner and oh yes by the way my longest run ever has been 72 miles. So continue to mock and I will continue to post. Have fun young man.
Oh by the way one of the phones is a business one.
So come join me anytime for a short run. Ummmmmmmm I am sure it would be very short.
I'm also sure not many of you would provide a FREE ticket to this weekends games to a fellow Husky fan. And to Dave and Greg that sent me the emails for the 1 ticket I may have not 4 but 2 other tickets for the games. I mention these 2 gentlemen because they were the 2nd and 3rd person to email me concerning the ticket. It would also be appreciated both Dave and Greg if you would post here and tell these trolls that this is real and that the fee for the tickets is zero dollars. Keep in touch guys and we will try and get you in. These seats guys are in section 227.
 
william shea said:
You guys are unreal. Get a life !!!! You don't scare nor will you ever frustrate me. I will continue with my manner and oh yes by the way my longest run ever has been 72 miles. So continue to mock and I will continue to post. Have fun young man.
Oh by the way one of the phones is a business one.
So come join me anytime for a short run. Ummmmmmmm I am sure it would be very short.
I'm also sure not many of you would provide a FREE ticket to this weekends games to a fellow Husky fan. And to Dave and Greg that sent me the emails for the 1 ticket I may have not 4 but 2 other tickets for the games. I mention these 2 gentlemen because they were the 2nd and 3rd person to email me concerning the ticket. It would also be appreciated both Dave and Greg if you would post here and tell these trolls that this is real and that the fee for the tickets is zero dollars. Keep in touch guys and we will try and get you in. These seats guys are in section 227.
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Only 72 miles? Real men run 75
 
Fishy said:
I need a judges' ruling.

I ran 41 miles in one clip last year - I know I'm short nine miles, but I have three smartphones on me right now.

Where does that leave me?
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Fn Whacked
 
CL82 said:
They are all special in their own way.

I do have two smartphones, one of which is still fully functional. I can also run 50 miles so long as no particular time limit is associated with it. (Oh wait, did you mean all at once, because that is a different analysis.)
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Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????
 
william shea said:
Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????
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Do me a favor and STFU about yourself and go run another 100 miles now to get away from the computer………william, seriously who gives a ***t this is a basketball board, go to the marathon board and throw your numbers all over the place - you're freakin annoying as hell and really have issues……..BAA? Who gives a rats a** about what they say about william fn shea, it's March Madness
 
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william shea said:
You guys are unreal. Get a life !!!! You don't scare nor will you ever frustrate me. I will continue with my manner and oh yes by the way my longest run ever has been 72 miles. So continue to mock and I will continue to post. Have fun young man. Oh by the way one of the phones is a business one. So come join me anytime for a short run. Ummmmmmmm I am sure it would be very short. I'm also sure not many of you would provide a FREE ticket to this weekends games to a fellow Husky fan. And to Dave and Greg that sent me the emails for the 1 ticket I may have not 4 but 2 other tickets for the games. I mention these 2 gentlemen because they were the 2nd and 3rd person to email me concerning the ticket. It would also be appreciated both Dave and Greg if you would post here and tell these trolls that this is real and that the fee for the tickets is zero dollars. Keep in touch guys and we will try and get you in. These seats guys are in section 227.
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OMG! YES!!!

The mojo is so strong with you.

You may think I have no life, but you are a mojo deity to me.

In all seriousness if we cross paths at a game the first couple rolling rocks and plate of wings are on me!
 
August_West said:
OMG! YES!!!

The mojo is so strong with you.

You may think I have no life, but you are a mojo deity to me.

In all seriousness if we cross paths at a game the first couple rolling rocks and plate of wings are on me!
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Of course they'll be on you, as william peels out to run yet another 50 they'll go flying on your lap!……..in record time mind you!
 
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william shea said:
Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????
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You walked into my mouth? That seems uncalled for. I hope you at least took off your spikes!

Seriously, out of all the posts on the page, mine, which had nothing to do with you, was the one that got your internet Rambo engine a running? Well let me tell you something, my man. I decided to change my name to Amby Burfoot, hah! Take that. So we meet again Shea! I beat you on the road and now I'll beat you on the internet. Chew on that my man!

[Disclaimer: I am not Amby Burfoot, and this idiot is not William Shea. Being a Southeastern Connecticut guy, I find it offensive that this pre-pubescent fool is taking his name. His races against Burfoot were legendary.]
 
CL82 said:
[Disclaimer: I am not Amby Burfoot, and this idiot is not William Shea. Being a Southeastern Connecticut guy, I find it offensive that this pre-pubescent fool is taking his name. His races against Burfoot were legendary.]
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Wow, if he is trolling with that screen name and persona my already huge admiration for him just increased 100 fold. Genius!!!
 
I own 2 smartphones and regularly ride my bike well over 50 miles in a clip, can I be a junior member of this really cool dude club?
 
Yep, two smartphones (one for work) but I probably max out at five miles in any given run. Give me 10 days and I think I could manage it...
 
CL82 said:
You walked into my mouth? That seems uncalled for. I hope you at least took off your spikes!

Seriously, out of all the posts on the page, mine, which had nothing to do with you, was the one that got your internet Rambo engine a running? Well let me tell you something, my man. I decided to change my name to Amby Burfoot, hah! Take that. So we meet again Shea! I beat you on the road and now I'll beat you on the internet. Chew on that my man!

[Disclaimer: I am not Amby Burfoot, and this idiot is not William Shea. Being a Southeastern Connecticut guy, I find it offensive that this pre-pubescent fool is taking his name. His races against Burfoot were legendary.]
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I am Lon Haldeman and I ride my bicycle back and forth across the North American continent. For fun, without sleep and I only eat McDonald's. It's true, you can look it up on the internet. But until William Shea came along I was too modest to actually use my real name. I've learned my lesson, that's for sure. Thank you, William Shea. I am responding to this post because apparently it's the thing we superhuman athletes do.
 
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August_West said:
OMG! YES!!!

In all seriousness if we cross paths at a game the first couple rolling rocks and plate of wings are on me!
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You managed two mojo enhancing offerings out of this thread. Thumbs up!
 
Okay, last try.

I have two smartphones and an iPad, BUT, BUT, BUT.....my commute is like 58 miles one way. Actually, it's 62 miles on the way home because I have to go a different way, but that's all right because it takes me past a grocery store which is handy.

So I drive like 4.5 marathons every day. Except Saturdays and Sundays. And some Fridays when I work from home.

Come on, you gotta let me in.
 
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Fishy said:
Okay, last try. I have two smartphones, an iPad BUT.....my commute is like 58 miles one way. Actually, it's 62 miles on the way home because I have to go a different way, but that's all right because it takes me past a grocery store which is handy. So I drive like 4.5 marathons every day. Except Saturdays and Sundays. And some Fridays when I work from home. Come on, you gotta let me in.
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I think you should be in, but I need to call the BAA for a final credential check on you. You need to measure up to this guy:

william shea, post: 895542 said:
Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????
 
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