Roll Call: Can run 50 miles and has TWO Smart Phones

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Ahhhhh. ... Quite a puzzling mojo conundrum we have on our hands.

On the one hand, somebody else could conceivably post something that qualifies. Or, it could be an Ignored postal I don't get to see, in which case someone alerts me via a new post and I depart the Boneyard for the balance of the game. Problem solved?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I don't think we can let this thread go six hours without post.

I did once see Geoffrey Mutai with a Samsung Galaxy. He didn't like the IPhone.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Mandatory Bump - We cannot allow this thread to fall too far from the top of page one.

I also am getting a bit concerned about the direction of our mojo. We've had a couple of threads (which I refuse to open) that are not good for mojo.

Be careful people, we don't want to offend the mojo Gods. The women's team had Maya Moore as a senior and that wasn't enough to overcome their blasphemy.

 

[August_West]

You guys are unreal. Get a life !!!! You don't scare nor will you ever frustrate me. I will continue with my manner and oh yes by the way my longest run ever has been 72 miles. So continue to mock and I will continue to post. Have fun young man.
Oh by the way one of the phones is a business one.
So come join me anytime for a short run. Ummmmmmmm I am sure it would be very short.
I'm also sure not many of you would provide a FREE ticket to this weekends games to a fellow Husky fan. And to Dave and Greg that sent me the emails for the 1 ticket I may have not 4 but 2 other tickets for the games. I mention these 2 gentlemen because they were the 2nd and 3rd person to email me concerning the ticket. It would also be appreciated both Dave and Greg if you would post here and tell these trolls that this is real and that the fee for the tickets is zero dollars. Keep in touch guys and we will try and get you in. These seats guys are in section 227.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I want to make it clear to everyone on this board if a) this thread floats to the bottom of the page again or b) someone else starts a thread stating (in any of a number of ways) how great this season was regardless of the outcome of tonight's game I will come back with a baseball bat and crack some skulls. As for the latter, we are UConn. We don't settle for a consolation prize before the game has even begun.


Doomed......................

 

[August_West]

Off to the garden, a smartphone in each hand.
Will be getting off train early to run last 50 miles. Piece of cake. I got this, just like the huskies got this!

Go UCONN!

 

[phillionaire]

about to head to the gym to run 50 miles. if i don't make it back alive, remember, i did it for the mojo

 

[Migs]

about to head to the gym to run 50 miles. if i don't make it back alive, remember, i did it for the mojo

We shall bury you with a smartphone in each hand and slap a 50.1 sticker on the casket.

 

[phillionaire]

We shall bury you with a smartphone in each hand and slap a 50.1 sticker on the casket.

i managed to break one of my smartphones but i finished

 

[FfldCntyFan]

i managed to break one of my smartphones but i finished

Make sure you replace it by 2:20

 

[intlzncster]

Off to the garden, a smartphone in each hand.
Will be getting off train early to run last 50 miles. Piece of cake. I got this, just like the huskies got this!

Go UCONN!

Big heaping plate of chicken wings had best be on order. Post a pic pregame.

 

[intlzncster]

i managed to break one of my smartphones but i finished

Gang sign 50.1.

Don't tell jacobs.

 

[Migs]

25 miles down, need to find our other smartphone

 

[Davidm]

So a couple of questions...

1) If I have a cell phone that is deactivated because of water damage does that count? I mean it still works technically.

2) Judging from William Shea's first thread I'm assuming a certain amount of heart and guts is required to be apart of this club, if so how much?

2.B) If there IS a certain amount of heart and guts required what if I have more than the required amount? Could I get away with running say 25 miles with 1 cell phone, 2 deactivated cell phones and a lot of heart and guts?

 

[August_West]

So a couple of questions... 1) If I have a cell phone that is deactivated because of water damage does that count? I mean it still works technically. 2) Judging from William Shea's first thread I'm assuming a certain amount of heart and guts is required to be apart of this club, if so how much? 2.B) If there IS a certain amount of heart and guts required what if I have more than the required amount? Could I get away with running say 25 miles with 1 cell phone, 2 deactivated cell phones and a lot of heart and guts?

Ollie says "When you climb that ladder, you can't skip no steps."

That means 50 miles. 2 smartphones

 

[FfldCntyFan]

We almost lost this thread.




Doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[intlzncster]

We almost lost this thread.
Doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay thirsty my friends.

 

[pj]

Ummmmmmmm do your research or contact the BAA and ask them where I stand in relation to time and place in the Boston Marathon. I will help you out, ask them for the complete listing of the 1978 order of finish. Keep in mind, this is the world greatest marathon my man. You might be shocked in what you see. And also take the time that you see where I finished and compare it to the times of today and where I would place in any great marathon. Do your research and see where I stand in relation in relation with the great sport of running.
You opened your mouth and I just walked in. So do your research and then make another posting concerning my career. Please let me know what you find out from the BAA. I would be interested in what they have to say ?????????????

I did look at the 1978 order of finish and didn't find a William Shea. However, I did find this: http://www.wickedlocal.com/x1931067167/North-of-Boston-Marathon-Profile-William-Billy-Shea. It says William Shea started running marathons in 2008, and has a best time of 3 hours 46 minutes.

 

[Fishy]

Jim and I are going to run 50 miles down the median on I-84.

I plan on taping the phones up and down each arm so I can watch the game as I run.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

 

[Milo65]

My check engine light came on the day of the St. Joe's game. I have ignored it, it is good for the MOJO. I can drive 976 miles with an ignored check engine light, with cell phone in hand...Good for the MOJO

 

[SWHuskyFan]

I own 3 smartphones, 2 iPads, an iPad mini, an iPod touch and a google nexus tablet. This is of course the whole family's inventory, but I think I could borrow them for the right price.

The running is going to be a problem. It's just not my bag. I did run to the crapper the other day, but that's a long story. I'm not a navy seal but I once sat thru the movie Navy Seals which took a lot of heart and guts. What do you say guys, can I join the club.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

almost mid-day bump.............

 

[imno1]

I own 3 smartphones, 2 iPads, an iPad mini, an iPod touch and a google nexus tablet. This is of course the whole family's inventory, but I think I could borrow them for the right price.

The running is going to be a problem. It's just not my bag. I did run to the crapper the other day, but that's a long story. I'm not a navy seal but I once sat thru the movie Navy Seals which took a lot of heart and guts. What do you say guys, can I join the club.

And who was the star of Navy Seals? Mr Mojo himself

 

[FfldCntyFan]