With apologies to Billy Joel...
WE DIDN'T STOCK THE POND...
World Cup and Billy Joel
The off-season takes its toll
The AAC sucks, Billybud's a troll.
Florida makes a crater
and Terry is a master baiter
He makes the infidels scream
Notre Dame is his team
Jewelry, braided hair and all
Third and one, throw the ball
Clemson made the Buckeyes puke.
So they yelled "It's just a fluke!"
The PAC denies it's true
But we all know that Ralphie moos
OU might get lucky
And play for the rubber ducky!
We didn't stock the pond
They were always swimming
Since the Net's beginning
We didn't stock the pond
No, we didn't wish it
We're just tryin' to fish it
Whoa Nelly, push-it-up; little Steffie, yipping pup
Red sauce, yeller sauce, beauty queens and tarts
Herbie, Spielman, pourin' scorn on Michigan
Finebaum...pure Bama dude
Corso is just confused
Kyle posts with zealous art
Whaler thinks he knows who's smart
Nicky, Fishy?....found 'em
Rootin' for the Tigers
'Gainst the rail, drinkin' ale
Mockin' Jimbo Bowden!
We didn't stock the pond
They were always swimming
Since the Net's beginning
We didn't stock the pond
No, we didn't wish it
We're just tryin' to fish it
Where in hell's the magic?
UConn fans act tragic
SEC's got conference pride
FSU field goals don't go wide.
USC, west or east
is the team we like the least.
We didn't stock the pond
They were always swimming
Since the Net's beginning
We didn't stock the pond
No, we didn't wish it
We're just tryin' to fish it.