OT: Cheeseburger and Fries Thread

[Deepster]

Post/Handle!


Mashed Potatoes?

Al Sharpton?

Are mashed potatoes fried? Pedal faster, Karaoke Boy.

 

[August_West]

Are mashed potatoes fried? Pedal faster, Karaoke Boy.

Whabout Bubble and Squeak?

What about Duchesse potatoes?


#AlwaysTrustcontentfromAdub™

 

[Guapo]

Hot take; Fries are best when

1) Dipped in ranch

2) Dipped in mayo

{getting hit by a bus}

3) Dipped in ketchup

 

[Mano]

Hot take; Fries are best when

1) Dipped in ranch

2) Dipped in mayo

{getting hit by a bus}

3) Dipped in ketchup

Ew, no. Apologies to ATub, but Ranch is easily the worst condiment.

 

[Guapo]

Ew, no. Apologies to ATub, but Ranch is easily the worst condiment.

Apologize to @August_West ?? Apologize to me for this awful take!!

 

[August_West]

Ew, no. Apologies to ATub, but Ranch is easily the worst condiment.

Deepster dips his Pizza crust in it.

 

[Deepster]

Deepster dips his Pizza crust in it.

I have and it's not bad. And you're the last person to judge that, Mr Horsey Sauce.

 

[August_West]

I have and it's not bad. And you're the last person to judge that, Mr Horsey Sauce.

Now THAT is a superior condiment.

 

[August_West]

My wife gave me 50 packets of Horsey sauce and 50 packets of Arby's sauce last month.

 

[Mano]

My wife gave me 50 packets of Horsey sauce and 50 packets of Arby's sauce last month.

And what about the roast beef????


Hi Deepster.

 

[8893]

My wife gave me 50 packets of Horsey sauce and 50 packets of Arby's sauce last month.

The day she mailed your life insurance renewal check?

 

[August_West]

The day she mailed your life insurance renewal check?

thate stuff is the elixir of life. Not detrimental.

If she bought me 50 Pork Belly sandwiches I would sign the check.

 

[Mr. French]

Hot take; Fries are best when

1) Dipped in ranch

2) Dipped in mayo

{getting hit by a bus}

3) Dipped in ketchup

Buff-style - In Blue Cheese.

Unreal.

 

[Hamms30]

I'm just gonna throw it out there that we may have missed the opportunity here to name this thread Cheeseburger Thready in honor of our main man

 

[Guapo]

Buff-style - In Blue Cheese.

Unreal.

Not the world’s biggest fan of buf sauce but I do love blue cheese.

Try BBQ sauce and blue cheese!

 

[Walker11]

I finally get your username! You’re a walker after that 10th fry! Man, that was so obtuse, but thank you for finally clueing us in.

The true story is drunk me thought Kemba was #11.

 

[Deepster]

thate stuff is the elixir of life. Not detrimental.

If she bought me 50 Pork Belly sandwiches I would sign the check.

I thought you said you put 16 pounds back in but we’re getting back on track?

Just remember a month or so ago when I called the EXACT point you turned the train right back to Fatso City.

 

[Caronimo]

Bottomless fries are what we live for

 

[yukonfan4]

was just in Quebec and ate poutine once a day, 5 days in a row. i wish it were a thing here.

 

[UConnNick]

Knuckleheads in Wallingford consistently puts out excellent burgers. My go-to is the Big Kahuna burger with the pineapple and bacon.

Pineapple on a burger is so wrong on so many levels. I like pineapple, just not on burgers or pizza.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

shoe string fries.


Not good.

Fried shoe strings



Worse.

Truly, I've pretty much stopped ordering them, but I'm willing to be pleasantly surprised if someone offers a share, and sometimes they come through.

No ketchup, little to no salt nowadays, plus fond summer '74 memories of very plain & always delicious 90¢ fries that I ate in my $1.25 Fenway Park bleacher several dozen times

 

[JMick]

Hot take; Fries are best when

1) Dipped in ranch

2) Dipped in mayo

{getting hit by a bus}

3) Dipped in ketchup

Malt Vinegar, with tons of salt

 

[JMick]

Try BBQ sauce and blue cheese!

could really go for a Ted's bbq chicken/onion ring pizza right now... it shouldn't work, but with the blue cheese it's so good

 

[storrsroars]

Def doesn’t suck.

He probably knows spots that are great but I’ve eaten Primanti’s and it was delish.

Nah. If friends come to town and demand I take them to Primanti's and actually go with them, they become non-friends.

Keeping with the thread, about the worst thing you can do to a french fry is put in on a Primanti's sandwich in between the vinegary cole slaw and the cheap meat.

Btw, this thread is easily the clubhouse leader for best thread of 2019. And it may be hard to top.

 

[Deepster]

Pineapple on a burger is so wrong on so many levels. I like pineapple, just not on burgers or pizza.

You need to factor in that Dove is an idiot.

 

[storrsroars]

shoe string fries.


Not good.

I wouldn't categorically bash the concept. I'd say the rosemary/garlic fries at Smashburger qualify as shoestring and those are crack.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

Shake Shack is overrated but Chick-Fil-A is god awful.

Gasp, take that back!

 

[I Bleed Blue]

Gold burger or Plan B. I like Ted’s too.

 

[NHalan]

Gf does the same. It's sickening.

 

[NHalan]

If you have to have Turkey burgers, Butterball frozen grills up fine.