I finished 7 of the 8 slices as I walked home...
they should change the name of this thread to 'how not to eat.'
lessn ur fighting in the battle of the bulge or sumthin like that, eating significantly while walking is not a recipe for digestive good health. u ever see a chimp or baboon eating while walking around? even they know to sit down, especially after they've missed a meal or two. evolution an all that.
after we listened to the tale of jonah being told to go to mosul, but he panics and tries to sail to portugal, but they toss him into the drink where leviathan swallows him up, then spits him out ashore back where he started from, we all had a lovely dinner of cheese ravioli and marinara at great gramms house. sumbody was wise to the menu, and brought along a jar of grated cheese, cuz that's not usually in great gramms house for her own taste reasons. of course, that person proceeded to make a big speech aboot how it didn't have any 'wood' in it - the great cellulose freak out thing.
people should be more grateful for life, and less grating in life.