Weather Update - Holy duck*ing

[August_West]

Days like this makes me feel extremely fortunate that I decided to repurpose that underground nuclear missle silo into my own doomsday blizzard bunker. Only one request: can somebody please come over to shovel me out?

I second the request for help shoveling out but a snow blower might be better. Will someone come over and blow me?


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[TRest]

Weather.com has this listed as a Life-threatening Storm, so I guess the 2/3 of you who are planning on standing outside, naked, looking up at the sky with your mouths open are clearly in trouble.

 

[Gurleyman]

The north needs to use that tax money to breed more 6-6, 250-pound people, who can pull snowplows manually. Or, if they are bored, with their teeth.

 

[prankster]

I second the request for help shoveling out but a snow blower might be better. Will someone come over and blow me?


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I think you are posting on the wrong forum, again.

I wager you will have more success when you post that on Craig's List.

 

[August_West]

I think you are posting on the wrong forum, again.

I wager you will have more success when you post that on Craig's List.

Actually I was fishing ( for a lunker, a 6' 6 " 250 lb thick necked lunker) and was hoping S. Tampa Willie offered aid.


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[temery]

Get back to me next hurricane season.

That's a cheap shot at all of us Sunshine state fans.

Got to be honest with you northerners. You would think with all the taxes you pay and with all of the politicians you elect that are so concerned with global warming you'd be able to afford better weather.

And it's not just the weather you should be able to afford. Maybe a better, more robust and reliable electric grid, proactive tree removal program, snow removal equipment and everything else.

It's like you pay all these taxes and have governmental entities that don't spend any of it to prepare for known occurences that fall in the realm of governmental responsibilities.

What do the governments do with all of the state/local taxes?

 

[John]

I just drove from Madison to Essex along Rt. 80. Saw 43 accidents with over 81 casualties. Many dead and many head and torso trauma injuries. People were walking around their vehicles dazed and distraught. Barely a first responder to be seen. Just scary all around.

are you sure those weren't Zombies? That sounds like Zombies to me.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Weather.com has this listed as a Life-threatening Storm, so I guess the 2/3 of you who are planning on standing outside, naked, looking up at the sky with your mouths open are clearly in trouble.

Oh yeah, you people who stay inside with clothes on, mouths closed, and looking at your microscopic weenies think you're so smart.

 

[Devland]

Heading to the package store.......have 6-7 guys within 1/2 a mile who already had the same thought....all night poker and drinking.....wives will probably hit one of the houses and talk about how worthless we all are....

These blizzards are great!!

C'mon. You're not worthless. At least until the driveway is clear.

 

[John]

C'mon. You're not worthless. At least until the driveway is clear.

funny how that all works out isn't it?

 

[Dove]

are you sure those weren't Zombies? That sounds like Zombies to me.

As described sure sounds like Zombies. But they were crying and screaming in pain.

 

[SouthTampaBill]

74 and sunny in Tampa! Shorts and UConn tee shirt on today

Good luck getting out of your driveways and enjoy shoveling the snow and dealing with the aftermath.

For all you knuckleheads who say everyone in the south is stupid (great generalization mofos)

I say:

Suck it Trebek! Who is really stupid? You guys who put up with 50% of the year of weather in the northeast or the ones who have their doors open leading to the pool in Florida today?

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[John]

As described sure sounds like Zombies. But they were crying and screaming in pain.

sometimes they cry when they get hungry - gotta take this seriously, a Zombie Apocolypse will make this snow storm look like a Sunday walk in the park.

 

[Dove]

sometimes they cry when they get hungry - gotta take this seriously, a Zombie Apocolypse will make this snow storm look like a Sunday walk in the park.

Then Killingworth and Deep River are in a world of .

 

[Chin Diesel]

Get back to me next hurricane season.

My goodness. You just had the Hurricane of the Millenium four months ago. Or near the destructiveness of Andrew, Ivan or Katrina.

Ice storms, snow storms, hurricanes, earth quakes, heat waves and high taxes. You can have all of them.

 

[SouthTampaBill]

I lived in NY and CT till I was 39 and finally saw the light. Moved to ATL and then to Tampa.

By the way CT is beautiful from Memorial Day till about mid October.

Before and after that.....why?

Gray skies, no sun, dark at 4PM.

Extremely depressing No way to go through life when over half your year is just crap weather.

You don't truly realize it till you get the hell out of there.

That's a cheap shot at all of us Sunshine state fans.

Got to be honest with you northerners. You would think with all the taxes you pay and with all of the politicians you elect that are so concerned with global warming you'd be able to afford better weather.

And it's not just the weather you should be able to afford. Maybe a better, more robust and reliable electric grid, proactive tree removal program, snow removal equipment and everything else.

It's like you pay all these taxes and have governmental entities that don't spend any of it to prepare for known occurences that fall in the realm of governmental responsibilities.

What do the governments do with all of the state/local taxes?

 

[Huskies4ever]

My goodness. You just had the Hurricane of the Millenium four months ago. Or near the destructiveness of Andrew, Ivan or Katrina.

Ice storms, snow storms, hurricanes, earth quakes, heat waves and high taxes. You can have all of them.

Not in most of CT. It was the shore that got hit. The majority of CT, it was a tickle. Nice try, though .

 

[Huskies4ever]

You forgot about the tornado that ripped apart my own last June.

I was born and raised in Tampa. I prefer New England.

The question is: Were you born and raised in South Tampa?

 

[Devland]

That's a cheap shot at all of us Sunshine state fans.

Got to be honest with you northerners. You would think with all the taxes you pay and with all of the politicians you elect that are so concerned with global warming you'd be able to afford better weather.

And it's not just the weather you should be able to afford. Maybe a better, more robust and reliable electric grid, proactive tree removal program, snow removal equipment and everything else.

It's like you pay all these taxes and have governmental entities that don't spend any of it to prepare for known occurences that fall in the realm of governmental responsibilities.

What do the governments do with all of the state/local taxes?

Better weather? Give me snow and cold anytime over hot sweaty heat. I guess what's better is subjective.

 

[Huskies4ever]

~ St. Petersburg

Sorry, meant as a play on South Tampa Bill.

 

[Chin Diesel]

You forgot about the tornado that ripped apart my own last June.

I was born and raised in Tampa. I prefer New England.

That was some awesome video footage of the tornado crossing the Connecticut river and going across the bridges.

And let's be honest. Tampa wasn't big enough for you and SouthTampaBill. One of you had to leave. I'm sure the battle was epic.

 

[uconnfan68]

74 and sunny in Tampa! Shorts and UConn tee shirt on today

Good luck getting out of your driveways and enjoy shoveling the snow and dealing with the aftermath.

For all you knuckleheads who say everyone in the south is stupid (great generalization mofos)

I say:

Suck it Trebek! Who is really stupid? You guys who put up with 50% of the year of weather in the northeast or the ones who have their doors open leading to the pool in Florida today?

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

I prefer San Diego over Florida. I hate playing golf with alligators.

 

[uconnfan68]

State/local taxes pay for education and infrastructure. Federal taxes pay for gramma and grandad's retirement in Florida (and all their medications).

I hate old people.

Resistance is futile. You will be old soon too.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Resistance is futile. You will be old soon too.

I have decided to do the only responsible thing and never retire. If my contribution gives this country even ten more seconds of financial stability, I'll die happy.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I prefer San Diego over Florida. I hate playing golf with alligators.

Stay in the fairways and you minimize alligator encounters.

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