Order of the Day:
No Non-football fun allowed.
Report to your seats.
Eyes front on football field only.
Eyes right to scoreboard during stoppage of play.
Who are these "Red Liners," of whom you speak? I do not notice them. My attention is squarely on the 50 yard line for roughly 3 1/2 hours. Even when the Line of Scrimmage is the 32. That is the real way...nay...the only true way to watch football.
I should know, I've been to every home game since 1987. I've been to Ford Field in Detroit, I've been to Ames, Iowa and Notre Dame. I've been to Rogers Centre. Did you know they use something called the met..metr...meterik system up there? Crazy Canadians are a bunch of weirdos... Obviously not real fans. They took
OUR game and added 10 yards and took away a down. For your information, a
down represents one chance of a maximum series of four for the offensive team to try and advance the oblong, brown "ball" (everyone knows that balls are truly spherical in nature. A true, real football is a prolate spheroid. Definitely not a true sphere.) 10 yards, or 30 feet.
Lastly, I've been to Alabama. They weren't even playing football. I just felt the need to be around other real fans.
Full disclosure: I routinely miss a game per year and, while I've been on a few football road trips, I have not been to any of those places...for a football game. I have been to Dyersville Iowa (Field of Dreams) and the Rogers Centre for a Sox game...