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The Judge's Ruling!

As a manufacturing engineer I'm appalled by the lack of adherence to an SOP here...where's the auditor??
 
shizzle787 said:
When is the trial?
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I chugged a beer last night. That was the call to order.

Then I belched. That was presentation of the prosecution and defense arguments.

Then I said excuse me. That was the passing of sentence and adjournment.

You were found guilty.

And yet, even now, scofflaw that you are, and anti-Mojo recidivist that you are, we find you here on the Wednesday before the tournament begins, and you have not posted in the prescribed format, in accordance with the sentence, duly and justly derived by this court.

Your case seems to be moving from simple crimes against the Mojo, all the way to apostasy.

Where is my Hangman?

And I don't want to hear any weak sauce from that twerker. He-she-it is best left to fully engage in it's most recent lifestyle choices.

Who am I to judge?

Oh! No, wait.....
 
I could’ve gotten behind a prankster reign, but the manner of hare trigger half hearted attempt left me flat.
 
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fleudslipcon said:
Maybe this is the way.
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Confused Star Wars GIF by Disney+
 
August_West said:
I could’ve gotten behind a prankster reign, b
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August_West said:
I could’ve gotten behind a prankster reign, but the manner of hare trigger half hearted attempt left me flat.
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Look, this Mojo is tricky business.

It involves universal powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.

There was one year when I was blessed to gaze upon it, and it smiled back.

You, sir, simply switched from some eating in some fast food shack to having a turkey and ketchup on white bread sandwich. And to no avail, as I recall.

So, as you have had no, even passing, relationship with the Mojo, I have looked upon it and was found by it to be worthy.

So climb on board the wagon. Embrace the power of the Mojo.

Or you can sit down and shut up.

Deepster crashed and burned with a regularity that is astounding, when one considers the misplaced reverence that is still accorded his efforts.

He absolutely botched last year with what is likely to go down in Boneyard history as the positively worst Mojo desecration ever seen.

Now, scuse me while I scratch my testiculos.
 
August_West said:
I could’ve gotten behind a prankster reign, but the manner of hare trigger half hearted attempt left me flat.
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August_West said:
Fear not though. I’m in the process of stirring up a mojo tsunami, and we will usurp this pretenders power.
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"Hare Trigger" was the cartoon that introduced Yosemite Sam to the public. So I'm intrigued at how he plays into this "mojo tsunami".

Happy Dance Party GIF by Looney Tunes
 
Sibeerian said:
Confused Star Wars GIF by Disney+
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Ding Ding Ding! Nerd alert!!! You got the reference. Have been bingeing a rewatch of this series seasons 1 and 2. After completing it just watched episode 5 and 6 of The Book of Boba Fett. Now starting at the beginning of that series. When done season 3 of The Mandalorian. Two really good Star Wars off shoot series. As is Andor. Felt if we are going after math nerds.......
 
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This was a nice attempt to hang an innocent man, but the people will riot and hang the math nerds. Or stone them to death with full cans of Miller Lite.

It’s just such a fine Pilsner.
 
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I would say he should be thankful this is such a light sentence given the alternative clearly would have been being forced to drink Hurley’s favorite beverage for the duration of the tournament - piss disguised as apple juice.
 
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tykurez said:
I would say he should be thankful this is such a light sentence given the alternative clearly would have been being forced to drink Hurley’s favorite beverage for the duration of the tournament - piss disguised as apple juice.
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Deepster said:
Any ruling that did not include 16 ounce Miller Lites was doomed to begin with. That Mojo walked right up and slapped us all in the face.
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As I recall, you also skipped directly to sentencing at the end of your tenure. It was a bad idea then, it is a bad idea now.
 
CL82 said:
As I recall, you also skipped directly to sentencing at the end of your tenure. It was a bad idea then, it is a bad idea now.
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Hey. You guys do what you want. The last 2 days have made these hangings look like a 17 yr old golden retriever with hip displasia dragging his back half all over the living room.
 
Deepster said:
Hey. You guys do what you want. The last 2 days have made these hangings look like a 17 yr old golden retriever with hip displasia dragging his back half all over the living room.
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Gotcha, maybe don’t piss on it from the sidelines? It’s a bad look.
 
Because nobody has any stones around here, the winner of the math competition will play me in the grand finale to determine who is getting hanged. There it is.
 
shizzle787 said:
Because nobody has any stones around here, the winner of the math competition will play me in the grand finale to determine who is getting hanged. There it is.
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I believe I suggested that earlier
 
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pj said:
I don't get it. He posted about the G league, we went on a losing streak, so you want him to post more about the G league?
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I guess he offended the G-League Gods and this will appease them? I'm not following either.
 
shizzle787 said:
Because nobody has any stones around here, the winner of the math competition will play me in the grand finale to determine who is getting hanged. There it is.
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You are already hanged you low life.

And not for any arithmetic gymnastics or anything.

Because you earned it.

By God you are as thick as 2 short planks. You are not in a position to make a play to the folks in the peanut gallery, trying to maybe get hung or maybe get off Scott free.

It is precisely that sort of crap that buried the Mojo deep last season as Deepster resigned, unresigned, re-resigned, appointed another Judge on his way, not out the door, didn't really leave, just took up residence on the heckler's bench.

Now he picks fights with the folks on the Providence board so that the urine soaked (himself and his Friar board buddies after the opening vollies of their pissing contest) can bring that nonsense over here. He apparently intends to sit on that heckling bench and to be gum on the bottom of the Boneyard's collective shoe for as long as they deign to give him internet access over in the memory wing of the old folks home.

You were hung, you have been sentenced, and you are duty and honor bound (should the words duty and honor still have residual meaning for you) to follow through.


You were hung. Start posting like it. It was a fairly comprehensible sentence. Not too difficult. Not too harsh. Pretty much on point in terms of the tie in between the offense and the sentence.

You fall short in this and we bow out, ignominiously, and it is on you, entirely. Unless of course you intend to cling to Deepster, that other drowning soul, and you both sink into the stygian depths together.

I can hear it now, "It wasn't my fault. The maths and the arithmetic. Deepster did it last year, too! It's not my fault."


But, you see, this was a year about redemption. This was the year to let the Mojo lead. The year to follow last year most spectacularly. Dominant! Undefeated! Remembered for generations as the most complete NCAA team. EVER!

14 and 0. Dominating..... Hook in and hang on was all you had to do.

But, no. You had a better plan. Leaving a big poo stain in place as you dove into your little G League mud puddle of a post.

And now, as we enter the Tournament, you have another, better way to salvage another banner.

I don't even have a hangman to carry out the verdict of my court.

Well, I sat on the Bench once. This year.

Might could have last year, too, if that schitzo, Deepster, could have kept his doses of medication straight for even one day, during his resignation tour last tournament.

I gave you Justice. It was properly derived. So far it is not being properly carried out. Let's see if you guys can hold onto it. My work is done, here.

I'm out now. Start shopping for next year.
 
nomar said:
I guess he offended the G-League Gods and this will appease them? I'm not following either.
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pj said:

I don't get it. He posted about the G league, we went on a losing streak, so you want him to post more about the G league?

Pretty much argued the same thing post 2 and all @prankster did was double down in post 32.

Last year I felt it was time for us to make prankster the jurrrdge and remove the dumpster slacker from that position. prankster was flying. But alas he peaked and is now going after low hanging fruit.

Next year a newbie needs to come to the head of the class and lead us to the promised land. Right now the hanging mojo should just be no hanging cause we are in chaos mode. Maybe the math nerds could expound on chaos theory in every thread as the only common theme.
 
nomar said:
I guess he offended the G-League Gods and this will appease them? I'm not following either.
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I've long admired prankster, but it's obvious something is quite not right there and I'm concerned.
 
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