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CAHUSKY said:
Back when America was great, when I was a kid in the 80's, we had a way to deal with people who didn't like turkey or ketchup. If they showed up at my house and turned down either of these delicacie they would leave on a stretcher. We would really rough them up. If AugustWest shows up at your house, or at a Dead show somewhere, and besmirches ketchup or turkey punch him in the face. I'll pay your legal bills. Most likely his aversion to these beautiful foods is a plot hatched by Bernie Sanders.
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Mojo breeds mojo.

You can't make this stuff up. @August_West is sentenced to turkey sammiches with ketchup and within 24 hours Inside Edition has an interview with Trump's butler who says Trump is a YUGE fan of his steaks and burgers. Likes 'em well done too. And Tony, don't forget the ketchup for the burger.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-picky-eater-sleeps-3-195700700.html

Senecal says his former boss is also a notorious picky eater. He likes his steaks and his burgers and he likes them well done.

“It was pretty much 'Tony, bring me a cheeseburger. And don't forget the ketchup,’ he recalled. “If it’s vegetables he doesn't want to see them. He's a red blooded meat eating American.”

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This is called "Turkey Covered With Ketchup and Attacked by Big Ants"

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Yep.
 
I'm here to tell you, simply, this is going to be YUGE. Just shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, commie, and this will be GREAT
 
Chin Diesel said:
Mojo breeds mojo.

You can't make this stuff up. @August_West is sentenced to turkey sammiches with ketchup and within 24 hours Inside Edition has an interview with Trump's butler who says Trump is a YUGE fan of his steaks and burgers. Likes 'em well done too. And Tony, don't forget the ketchup for the burger.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-picky-eater-sleeps-3-195700700.html

Senecal says his former boss is also a notorious picky eater. He likes his steaks and his burgers and he likes them well done.

“It was pretty much 'Tony, bring me a cheeseburger. And don't forget the ketchup,’ he recalled. “If it’s vegetables he doesn't want to see them. He's a red blooded meat eating American.”
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Don't forget the ketchup?!

I am GOOD. I mean, sometimes I even surprise myself at just how good I am. Poor Colorado. They won't know what hit 'em.
 
Okay so technical question here, how are we going to do this? Does August attach a video clip of him shutting up and eating the mojo sandwich? Maybe go with Periscope? If so do we go with a test run? Can't leave the details to the last moment and risk a first round upset.

@August_West @Deepster
 
“When Colorado sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing ketchup. They’re bringing turkey. They’re buffaloes… And some, I assume, are good people.”
 
CL82 said:
Okay so technical question here, how are we going to do this? Does August attach a video clip of him shutting up and eating the mojo sandwich? Maybe go with Periscope? If so do we go with a test run? Can't leave the details to the last moment and risk a first round upset.

@August_West @Deepster
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Augie is respectful of the Mojo. I would trust him and assume he complies via the honor system. An update on each sammie would be nice. A picture would be great. Video would be an even added bonus. But, at the end of the day, he knows that if he doesn't eat a sandwich and we lose and we somehow find that out? We'll skin him alive and leave his flayed worthless body to die in a ditch.
 
Deepster said:
Augie is respectful of the Mojo. I would trust him and assume he complies via the honor system. An update on each sammie would be nice. A picture would be great. Video would be an even added bonus. But, at the end of the day, he knows that if he doesn't eat a sandwich and we lose and we somehow find that out? We'll skin him alive and leave his flayed worthless body to die in a ditch.
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My lord the image of him explaining to his wife on Thursday that he's putting together a turkey and ketchup sandwich for UConn, the mojo and a bunch of sweaty internet message board fans is beyond hilarious to me.
 
CL82 said:
Okay so technical question here, how are we going to do this? Does August attach a video clip of him shutting up and eating the mojo sandwich? Maybe go with Periscope? If so do we go with a test run? Can't leave the details to the last moment and risk a first round upset.

@August_West @Deepster
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I already am resigned to applying transparency to my compliance. I figure transparency will get us extra credit with mojo gods. I was thinking time stamped photos, Im not averse to periscope. But documenting via photo will freeze the moment in time for all to see, unlike periscope which many will miss we need as much mojo as we can garner.

Also, (and I really hate you guys for it) you guys actually have a hidden ally: My wife

She hates my Turkey and ketchup kvetching as much as anyone and actually talked about serving a Thanksgiving style lunch on Thursday. Pox on all of you and the judge and hangman.

Usually first day Im knee deep in Corned beef (because you always get the post St. Paddys day sales) and I slice it on my beautiful Slicer, its just a tremendous slicer, a yuge slicer and we are going to make Lunch great again. ( and a piece of equipment that no one else here has. sorry , not sorry though). Now she is talking about me slicing a yuge Turkey breast up.
Did I mention I hate you people?
 
August_West said:
I already am resigned to applying transparency to my compliance. I figure transparency will get us extra credit with mojo gods. I was thinking time stamped photos, Im not averse to periscope. But documenting via photo will freeze the moment in time for all to see, unlike periscope which many will miss we need as much mojo as we can garner.

Also, (and I really hate you guys for it) you guys actually have a hidden ally: My wife

She hates my Turkey and ketchup kvetching as much as anyone and actually talked about serving a Thanksgiving style lunch on Thursday. Pox on all of you and the judge and hangman.

Usually first day Im knee deep in Corned beef (because you always get the post St. Paddys day sales) and I slice it on my beautiful Slicer, its just a tremendous slicer, a yuge slicer and we are going to make Lunch great again. ( and a piece of equipment that no one else here has. sorry , not sorry though). Now she is talking about me slicing a huge Turkey breast up.
Did I mention I hate you people?
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Apparently, your wife's taste is only bad in men. :)

SHUT UP AND EAT THE MOJO SANDWICH, COMMIE!
 
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