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I don't see 6 minutes being enough time for lower left to git 'er done.
 
Just logged back in. Do we have another winner?
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temery said:
Y'all need to be honest - you're watching just to see someone hurl, right? Has this happened yet?
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Multiple times and one contestant was taken away in an ambulance.

(FWIW, I have screenshots of two of the hurlees in flagrante delicto. You'd have to scroll up a bit for them.)

Edit: Tom, meet the Librarian...

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Rocktheworld said:
Couldn’t have had more than 10oz left

Got the rest all down
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At least he competed. He can walk away with head held high. Unlike the other two.

(Of couse man bun probably couldn't have before the contest either.)
 
87Xfer said:
Yeah, the librarian lady, who was possibly the first actual winner since this thread started hurled. We still just don't know if she did before finishing and got a DQ, or if she got the win then purged. They haven't updated the winner list in eons. I'm wondering if they just do it every couple of weeks or something.

Could be another 100 thread pages before we unravel all of the mysteries of the Big Texan72 oz'er
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A guy walks up to a librarian and orders a cheeseburger and a coke.

Librarian: "Sir, you are in a library."

Man, now whispering: "Sorry, can I have a cheeseburger and a coke?"
 
Michael is going to sit there and eat till the clock runs out, win or lose.

Fredo wants to crawl under the 68 oz. of beef left on his plate and hide.


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New competitor is one bite in and already fussing with his phone.

edit: he might not make it but he's definitely taking things more seriously now

edit 2: back to my first impression. He needs to be either chewing or cutting at all times, preferably both. Browsing the iPhone ain't helping
 
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Don't know if anyone cares, but there's a new one on the grill and salad on the table...
 
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And it's on! Looks like a serious contender. Removed his hat and looked at the camera. Bold move!
 
Looks serious for sure - no utensils - just picking the beef and eating it without any cutting. Could be a bottle rocket, could be a quick finisher.
 
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15 minutes in, he's doing damage for sure. Not sure why he picked up the remaining beef.
 
Slowing down for sure - going to the boot frequently - lots of talking. This boy is almost done.
 
Heartbreak Hill is what? 30-35 minutes? How many challenges hit the skids around that point?
 
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Good effort but this won't end well. Way too much talking and liquid - hasn't touched the sides. Going to the phone. I'm calling this just about done.
 
His steak is very medium rare, I think a more medium-well is a better choice for chew-digestion
 
temery said:
Wait, is that a steak with a side of steak? I thought it was one plate. I'm out.
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No sir. I missed it but I think she cut the steak in half (I believe the cut is filleted to be one slab) and used two plates. I can only assume here. Each person starts with one plate and the same amount of food. What they do with it is up to them I guess.
 
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