The Big Texan 72 Oz. Steak challenge..... live stream

[Rocktheworld]

Y'all need to be honest - you're watching just to see someone hurl, right? Has this happened yet?

Watches NASCAR for the crashes

I’m watching to see some 120 lb twig walk in and show that steak who’s boss in 30 min. I’m watching for greatness!

watches NASCAR... well actually the analogy falls apart here. There’s no greatness going on in NASCAR

 

[Kolumbo]

It goes to show just how large a divide there is between competitive eaters and the rest of us mortals. That said, if I have the chutzpah to sit in the same chair as the likes of Miki Sudo, Joel Hansen & Raina Huang, Michelle Lesco, I'm gonna bust my gut trying to finish that sumbitch.

Ding! Ding! Going to the pen.

 

[Kolumbo]

Two guys show up wearing masks and he brought his own tripod to film. With a vertical hair structure. This is going to be brutal. Black Monday.

whoa, they just switched steaks. My goodness what kind of disaster is this.

 

[87Xfer]

It just occurred to me that I've never had fried shrimp cocktail in my life.

 

[87Xfer]

Y'all need to be honest - you're watching just to see someone hurl, right? Has this happened yet?

Yeah, the librarian lady, who was possibly the first actual winner since this thread started hurled. We still just don't know if she did before finishing and got a DQ, or if she got the win then purged. They haven't updated the winner list in eons. I'm wondering if they just do it every couple of weeks or something.

Could be another 100 thread pages before we unravel all of the mysteries of the Big Texan72 oz'er

 

[87Xfer]

I don't see 6 minutes being enough time for lower left to git 'er done.

 

[87Xfer]

But he hasn't given up based on the way he's nomming that potato

 

[Rocktheworld]

Bottom left made a respectable effort

Wow he actually got pretty close

 

[CL82]

Just logged back in. Do we have another winner?

 

[Rocktheworld]

Just logged back in. Do we have another winner?
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Couldn’t have had more than 10oz left

Got the rest all down

 

[CL82]

Y'all need to be honest - you're watching just to see someone hurl, right? Has this happened yet?

Multiple times and one contestant was taken away in an ambulance.

(FWIW, I have screenshots of two of the hurlees in flagrante delicto. You'd have to scroll up a bit for them.)

Edit: Tom, meet the Librarian...

 

[CL82]

Couldn’t have had more than 10oz left

Got the rest all down

At least he competed. He can walk away with head held high. Unlike the other two.

(Of couse man bun probably couldn't have before the contest either.)

 

[temery]

Yeah, the librarian lady, who was possibly the first actual winner since this thread started hurled. We still just don't know if she did before finishing and got a DQ, or if she got the win then purged. They haven't updated the winner list in eons. I'm wondering if they just do it every couple of weeks or something.

Could be another 100 thread pages before we unravel all of the mysteries of the Big Texan72 oz'er

A guy walks up to a librarian and orders a cheeseburger and a coke.

Librarian: "Sir, you are in a library."

Man, now whispering: "Sorry, can I have a cheeseburger and a coke?"

 

[Fishy]

Did they leave without what's left?

Yes - they bailed with like 15 minutes left.

 

[Kolumbo]

Michael is going to sit there and eat till the clock runs out, win or lose.

Fredo wants to crawl under the 68 oz. of beef left on his plate and hide.

 

[Peacefrog]

New competitor is one bite in and already fussing with his phone.

edit: he might not make it but he's definitely taking things more seriously now

edit 2: back to my first impression. He needs to be either chewing or cutting at all times, preferably both. Browsing the iPhone ain't helping

 

[jleves]

Don't know if anyone cares, but there's a new one on the grill and salad on the table...

 

[jleves]

And it's on! Looks like a serious contender. Removed his hat and looked at the camera. Bold move!

 

[beerfan]

Different strategy, no cutting just pick it up and gnaw at it

 

[jleves]

Looks serious for sure - no utensils - just picking the beef and eating it without any cutting. Could be a bottle rocket, could be a quick finisher.

 

[beerfan]

The salad looks a lot bigger than usual

 

[jleves]

The salad looks a lot bigger than usual

If a slightly larger salad sinks you, you didn't come to play.

 

[Fishy]

I do not know if he will get there, but he is respecting the game.

No phone, no friends, no fork.

Just a man and half a cow.

 

[beerfan]

oooh, and he just went to the phone

 

[jleves]

15 minutes in, he's doing damage for sure. Not sure why he picked up the remaining beef.