Sorry but need help now more than ever, Best Frozen Pizza?

[Kitaman]

OK I know this subject is taboo, but a junkie needs his fix. Its the frozen isle for me, yes I can do pickup by my scared arse wife will make it unenjoyable. So what do you eat out of desperation.

Did Digornio's peperroni thin today and it tasted like paper, spicy ketchup with cheese.

Do you all just wait it out, make your own or add a bunch of stuff to it to at least make it edible?

Heading to the grocery store this weekend so any suggestions would be great, even if i have to try a couple.

 

[WrenchFan69]

Freschetta Brick Oven Squares

 

[Husky25]

David Portnoy's One Bite Challenge has Amy's on top so far with a 6.4, Red Baron coming in second with a 6.2.

Di Giorno came in at 2.8, for comparison purposes.

New Haven big 3 were in the 8s. Again, for reference purposes.

 

[HuskyBandDad]

Digorno thick crust supreme. Has sausage, pepperoni, peppers, onions, olives, cheese.

 

[Fishy]

You will drive past nine pizza takeout places on your way to buy a frozen pizza.

You can get a pizza at any one of them and then freeze it when you get home if you’d like.

 

[imno1]

You can get Zuppardi's frozen at some Big Ys. American Flatbread is decent. that's all I got

 

[upstater]

Once I bought an 8 pack of frozen Zuppardi's pizzas, I've never even imagined buying grocery store pizza. 8 for $60. Make room in the freezer.

 

[Battasbaby]

Costco.

 

[Stinger92860]

Pepe’s. Freeze, then reheat on the grill. That was freakin easy.

 

[Ratso]

can you get it in a day?

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Half baked pizza is really good. They have a few varieties and they all rock. I like Lake Monster best.

 

[storrsroars]

@UconnMICK just posted a Barstool review on Red Baron in the Best Pizza thread. Apparently they're the best Dave Pageview has had so far. And DiGiorno's sucks ass.

I always liked Tree Tavern as a kid, but I don't know if they even make that anymore.

Anyway, I'd make my own. My freezer doesn't have room for pizza boxes. And making your own is 1000x better.

 

[Robo03]

Skip the frozen pizza go for the take and bake option. Aldi has great options, but Sams Club take and bake are AWESOME!!!

 

[Deepster]

NOT Ellio's.

 

[bigknight3]

Skip the frozen pizza go for the take and bake option. Aldi has great options, but Sams Club take and bake are AWESOME!!!

Sound like the best response so far...

Buy a couple and freeze the others.

 

[Chin Diesel]

@UconnMICK just posted a Barstool review on Red Baron in the Best Pizza thread. Apparently they're the best Dave Pageview has had so far. And DiGiorno's sucks ass.

I always liked Tree Tavern as a kid, but I don't know if they even make that anymore.

Anyway, I'd make my own. My freezer doesn't have room for pizza boxes. And making your own is 1000x better.

Red Baron for the win (In the category of grocery store frozen pizza).

Thin, Pizzeria style and traditional are all tolerable after a few beers.

 

[Adios]

You will drive past nine pizza takeout places on your way to buy a frozen pizza.

You can get a pizza at any one of them and then freeze it when you get home if you’d like.

He's better leaving it out for 24 hours. The virus dies at room temperature on cardboard in a day.

 

[boog204]

The correct answers are any number of take and bake or just buy a good pie and freeze... However, for some reason, I am a sucker for Totino's "pizzas." I get it, they are barely pizza and craptastic. But there has always been something about them that is like crack to me. It's not the correct answer, but I offer it as an option. I have an instacart delivery scheduled to deliver a few on Tuesday.

 

[JMick]

Udis GF ones are better than most of the regular brands. Their margherita is solid. They're just expensive.

Newman's Own is the best bargain per taste ratio. You can get them on sale for $1

 

[UC313]

Stouffers french bread. Micro-bake method.

Watch the roof of your mouth.

 

[8893]

Freschetta Brick Oven Squares

My kids like these. And I definitely steal a few squares every time. Salty, but good.

 

[Chin Diesel]

The correct answers are any number of take and bake or just buy a good pie and freeze... However, for some reason, I am a sucker for Totino's "pizzas." I get it, they are barely pizza and craptastic. But there has always been something about them that is like crack to me. It's not the correct answer, but I offer it as an option. I have an instacart delivery scheduled to deliver a few on Tuesday.

Safe to assume your crack addiction started as a poor college student?

 

[Stinger92860]

Such pathetic responses. The answer is Pepe’s. What a bunch of losers.

 

[uconngb]

OK I know this subject is taboo, but a junkie needs his fix. Its the frozen isle for me, yes I can do pickup by my scared arse wife will make it unenjoyable. So what do you eat out of desperation.

Did Digornio's peperroni thin today and it tasted like paper, spicy ketchup with cheese.

Do you all just wait it out, make your own or add a bunch of stuff to it to at least make it edible?

Heading to the grocery store this weekend so any suggestions would be great, even if i have to try a couple.

There isn’t one. They all suck.

 

[J187Money]

I grew up in the midwest - used to eat a lot of Tombstone. Haven't had frozen pizza in a hot minute tho.