Gene DeFilippo: ’But, we are New England’s school!’
News Guy: ‘First, New England is not a state and, second, BC is not a state school.’
Gene DeFilippo: ‘But everyone in New England is Catholic and Jesus wants all Catholics to be BC fans.’
News Guy: ‘Last I checked, Jesus was overlooking ND stadium in Indiana, not Alumni Stadium in Chestnut Hill, and New England is not that Catholic anymore (50% in 1980, 34% in 2008,
http://www.scribd.com/doc/13091104/Northeastern-Region-Table)’
Gene DeFilippo: ‘BC is New England’s best college team!’
News Guy: ‘Recently, in hockey yes; though BC is tied with BU 5 to 5 for national titles. In football, historically, BC maybe won 1 national football title (BC’s website says 1940, no one else agrees) while Yale has won 27 and Harvard 7. More recently, BC has won 1 Big East Co-Championship, 0 ACC championships, and has been to 0 BCS Bowl games. UConn has won 2 Big East Co-Championships and has been to 1 BCS Bowl. In Basketball, BC has been to the Dance 18 times; but, has not yet reached the Final 4. UConn has been to the Dance 30 times, 4 Final Fours, and 3 National Championships. Oh, Providence has made it to the Final 4 twice and Holy Cross has a National Basketball title. Women’s basketball does not even deserve a response.’
Gene DeFilippo: ‘That’s it! It’s all UConn’s fault that BC sucks. We’re going to blackball them and get the glory back to the heights!’
News Guy: ‘Not’s not very Christian of you and by the way, while his sons may now play for BC; but, Doug Flutie graduated in the 1980’s. He’s not coming back.’