Prepare the gallows.

[Samoo]

I don't know how, if at all this connects to mojo, but I was sitting in a pub reading this exact thread and was prompted to select a WiFi account. Five rows down, I see "August West Chimney" listed.

Clearly a sign. Hang him from the chimney!

 

[August_West]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

 

[Rocktheworld]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

If it makes you feel better, we will hang you with a line made of the spinal cords of the members of the "derp if UConn doesn't make the tournament, does KO deserve to be in trouble?" crew

 

[nomar]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

This is Trump's America. Mob rules. We like walls and ketchup.

 

[TasteofUConn]

He shares his name with Kanye.

Hang him. High.

 

[CL82]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, Commie"​

 

[zymurg]

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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, Commie"​

I nominate zymurg; he is a weasel. Who should know that better than yours truly? I can guarantee that he would plead nolo contendre.
You can start with this charge: he once won a contest on the 'Yard for saying something nice about Jim Boeheim. You want high crimes and misdemeanors? I've got them.

 

[tykurez]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

hes just playing his part. I wouldn't doubt if the man already bought ketchup.

 

[Chief00]

I was already sacrificed for a Championship in 2011 - it worked thanks to Kemba!

 

[nomar]

 

[CL82]

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

No be that guy. Fight it. The mojo likes it when they fight.

Besides, we, at least are not Communists. There will be a fair-ish trial. The proprieties must be observed.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

That's offensive.

I don't know if I could do that , even for a National championship.

If Dogmania can post in haiku...

And don't let that gif file with the kitty coming out of the ketchup bottle get away. Keep being krinklecut.

 

[tykurez]

 

[FfldCntyFan]

No be that guy. Fight it. The mojo likes it when they fight.

Besides, we, at least are not Communists. There will be a fair-ish trial. The proprieties must be observed.

 

[joober jones]

Ketchup is revolting on every level.

 

[nomar]

Ketchup is revolting on every level.

Careful. We bought extra rope.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Ketchup is revolting on every level.

See, the infection is spreading!

 

[OkaForPrez]

For the record, I bought ketchup today, just in case.

 

[joober jones]

When I was growing up in Manitoba, this was one of the most popular country songs in the area. It never failed to ruin my appetite.

 

[OkaForPrez]

@joober jones dude why have you been sitting on this?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

When I was growing up in Manitoba, this was one of the most popular country songs in the area. It never failed to ruin my appetite.

Wow.

I now know to steer clear of Manitoba.

 

[Huskyforlife]

Ketchup is just awful

 

[Chin Diesel]

A sentence of turkey sandwiches and ketchup for @August_West seems appropriate to appease the mojo gods, but he is trolling too hard for it to happen. Maybe it's reverse psychology, but I'm skeptical right now.

Maybe going Jonesboro is appropriate and we hang the whole damn BY. Everyone drinks the poison.

 

[Greathusky]

After that effort and that shot?

Yup. Someone is getting their neck stretched.

As always, I welcome your suggestions which I will subsequently then obviously ignore, mainly because you people don't know Winnin' Time© like I know Winnin' Time©.

I propose a self-hanging. Deepster would make the ultimate sacrifice to keep the mojo gods happy.

 

[jleves]

Hang the BoneYard for the entire season of doubt. No real pizza for anyone for the rest of the tourney and everyone has to eat Tombstone on game days.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Hang the BoneYard for the entire season of doubt. No real pizza for anyone for the rest of the tourney and everyone has to eat Tombstone on game days.

Tombstone is way too good. Try the $.99 Jeno's or Tostinos.

 

[jleves]

Tombstone is way too good. Try the $.99 Jeno's or Tostinos.

Tombstone makes too much sense - DOOOMED!

 

[Eskapeesto]

Tombstone is way too good. Try the $.99 Jeno's or Tostinos.

I see your $.99 Jeno's and I raise you a $.88 Celeste.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I see your $.99 Jeno's and I raise you a $.88 Celeste.

WTF??? We charge a $1 for those in our break room.