Prepare the gallows.

[intlzncster]

can I be so bold to suggest that is actually all of you swearing off ketchup for the remainder of March that will bring us to the promised land?

That is the mojo. Renounce that vile condiment and sit back and enjoy the run.

No. No you cannot. It's unAmerican. And frankly, it might be treason, though admittedly, I'd have to check the specifics on that one.

 

[intlzncster]

I think the mojo has to be "Cash"

I keep posting this but can't help myself.

 

[intlzncster]

Et tu DB2u ?

This whole thread has turned into bad mojo.

I'm a student of the mojo not an instrument of it.

I feel like I'm being discriminated against for having a refined palate.

Sorry for not liking lettuce tomato and mayo on a cheesesteak. Not sorry though

The fact that you are getting mildly worked up about this is further proof! You care, therefore you must be hanged.

Everything funnels in the right direction. Old Mojo trick.

 

[Deepster]

How about August West be sentenced to eating a heaping roasted turkey sandwich with like 6 gigantic dollops of ketchup.

I may do this just for my own personal entertainment.

 

[nomar]

I may do this just for my own personal entertainment.

The thought of August having to explain it to his wife is the cherry on top.

"Hi honey! Wait...what are you eating? I thought you hated turkey! And ketchup!"
"Uh, some guys on the Internet made me do it."

 

[Adios]

Jalen Adams is maturing as we type. August_West must be hung!

(BBQ > ketchup. Had some with my Freedom fries last night. Just sayin'.)

 

[August_West]

^^ my man. This guy gets it

Edit. I only acknowledge second paragraph.

 

[CL82]

The thought of August having to explain it to his wife is the cherry on top.

"Hi honey! Wait...what are you eating? I thought you hated turkey! And ketchup!"
"Uh, some guys on the Internet made me do it."

And that alone is mojo gold.

 

[August_West]

I may do this just for my own personal entertainment.

I would urge to keep in mind that the mojo is coming from me being right. Don't mess with that.

 

[Walker11]

I don't know how, if at all this connects to mojo, but I was sitting in a pub reading this exact thread and was prompted to select a WiFi account. Five rows down, I see "August West Chimney" listed.

 

[Samoo]

I don't know how, if at all this connects to mojo, but I was sitting in a pub reading this exact thread and was prompted to select a WiFi account. Five rows down, I see "August West Chimney" listed.

Clearly a sign. Hang him from the chimney!

 

[August_West]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

 

[Rocktheworld]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

If it makes you feel better, we will hang you with a line made of the spinal cords of the members of the "derp if UConn doesn't make the tournament, does KO deserve to be in trouble?" crew

 

[nomar]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

This is Trump's America. Mob rules. We like walls and ketchup.

 

[TasteofUConn]

He shares his name with Kanye.

Hang him. High.

 

[CL82]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, Commie"​

 

[zymurg]

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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, Commie"​

I nominate zymurg; he is a weasel. Who should know that better than yours truly? I can guarantee that he would plead nolo contendre.
You can start with this charge: he once won a contest on the 'Yard for saying something nice about Jim Boeheim. You want high crimes and misdemeanors? I've got them.

 

[tykurez]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

hes just playing his part. I wouldn't doubt if the man already bought ketchup.

 

[Chief00]

I was already sacrificed for a Championship in 2011 - it worked thanks to Kemba!

 

[nomar]

 

[CL82]

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

No be that guy. Fight it. The mojo likes it when they fight.

Besides, we, at least are not Communists. There will be a fair-ish trial. The proprieties must be observed.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

That's offensive.

I don't know if I could do that , even for a National championship.

If Dogmania can post in haiku...

And don't let that gif file with the kitty coming out of the ketchup bottle get away. Keep being krinklecut.

 

[tykurez]

 

[FfldCntyFan]

No be that guy. Fight it. The mojo likes it when they fight.

Besides, we, at least are not Communists. There will be a fair-ish trial. The proprieties must be observed.