Prepare the gallows.

[joober jones]

Jeno's has the oddest texture of any frozen pizza I've ever had.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Now propose @jleves for turning this into a pizza thread.

 

[Fishy]

Turkey? Ketchup?

For the love of God, you people need to shut up.

You're not good at this. He could hang the whole lot of you and not get enough mojo to sink a free throw.

 

[CL82]

Now propose @jleves for turning this into a pizza thread.

He's obviously in league with August West, or perhaps just possessed by him.

 

[CL82]

Turkey? Ketchup?

For the love of God, you people need to shut up.

You're not good at this. He could hang the whole lot of you and not get enough mojo to sink a free throw.

Easy there grandpa. Don't be ass banging the mojo again.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

This date in Husky history

 

[August_West]

A sentence of turkey sandwiches and ketchup for @August_West seems appropriate to appease the mojo gods, but he is trolling too hard for it to happen. Maybe it's reverse psychology, but I'm skeptical right now.

Maybe going Jonesboro is appropriate and we hang the whole damn BY. Everyone drinks the poison.

^^^Yeah That . I'm trolling . No mojo here. Move along . Agreed.

I have 17 year hang free record . We've been pretty successful over that time. I'd like to make 18. Especially since the charges are bogus. You shouldn't be hung for doing a public service.

 

[Phorcys]

This is Trump's America. Mob rules. We like walls and ketchup.

The mob approach to the mojo seems to work.

How else can you explain “Winning”—the sad slogan of a man who was clearly in deep, deep crisis—or Senhor Balzac?

Both were very cringe-worthy additions to the mojo, and yet those seasons ended pretty well.



Hang August West.

Hang August West.

It’s not just turkey and ketchup, a friend’s sister told me also hates baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolet.

Hang August West.

 

[swami7774]

After that effort and that shot?

Yup. Someone is getting their neck stretched.

As always, I welcome your suggestions which I will subsequently then obviously ignore, mainly because you people don't know Winnin' Time© like I know Winnin' Time©.

Hangman Swami is ready at your beck and call, Jurrrdge.
Just say who; I'll take care of when.

 

[swami7774]

How about August West be sentenced to eating a heaping roasted turkey sandwich with like 6 gigantic dollops of ketchup.

I love ketchup on practically anything; eggs, meatloaf, beef stew.
But TURKEY?!?
Take a good, long look at this one, Jurrrdge. He's a prime target for Hangman Swami's trusty (and rusty) piano cord.

 

[storrsroars]

I have no say in this, but if I did, I wouldn't hang AW, especially not for a mojo boost. I don't think the crimes are heinous enough.

But... I would go along with him having to make a video squat cobbling this disgusting creation. With tears.

 

[Rico444]

I think we can do better than this; I just like seeing August squirm.

 

[prankster]

 

[caw]

I nominate @Rico444.

My reasoning:

He doubted the authenticity from the word of Caron.

Thus he doubted in "Cash."

Thus he offended the mojo.

The proof:

I hate to be that guy, buuuuuuuuuuuuut...I think Caron is punking us. He reacts before Cinci's 3 even goes through the hoop. He knew that was going in. I think he recorded this and posted a "reaction" video knowing what was going to happen.

It should be noted a number of FOUR other posters liked this post and thus also put in front of the world/jury their lack of faith in the mojo, in Caron and in the Huskies. I'd like to see all five swing.

 

[August_West]

I love ketchup on practically anything; eggs, meatloaf, beef stew.
But TURKEY?!?
Take a good, long look at this one, Jurrrdge. He's a prime target for Hangman Swami's trusty (and rusty) piano cord.

Lol . This is rich. Hangman wants to put a noose around my neck because I like Ketchup on Turkey???
That's misinformed insanity.

This is going so well.

I hate to say it because it is almost never the case but @Fishy is right. You guys stink at this.

 

[Rico444]

I nominate @Rico444.

My reasoning:

He doubted the authenticity from the word of Caron.

Thus he doubted in "Cash."

Thus he offended the mojo.

The proof:



It should be noted a number of FOUR other posters liked this post and thus also put in front of the world/jury their lack of faith in the mojo, in Caron and in the Huskies. I'd like to see all five swing.

Oh hell no. You're not putting this s#!t on me.

 

[swami7774]

Lol . This is rich. Hangman wants to put a noose around my neck because I like Ketchup on Turkey???
That's misinformed insanity.

This is going so well.

I hate to say it because it is almost never the case but @Fishy is right. You guys stink at this.

Careful, son. You're not exhibiting the proper deference for what is a long-standing 'yard honor. You're in the mix, but you haven't been chosen.
Yet.

 

[August_West]

Careful, son. You're not exhibiting the proper deference for what is a long-standing 'yard honor. You're in the mix, but you haven't been chosen.
Yet.

#neverforget

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I may be oversimplifying this but in reality the only criteria necessary is that it ends up working and for it to work we need to believe in it (think about how inane some of our past mojo rallying cries were).

Maybe CL82's creepy corndog picture is the way to go. Maybe we do need to move in a different direction, I could care less about ketchup, seldom use it but would gladly put it on everything over the next few weeks if it means another title (can you put ketchup on fish?).

Maybe we need to hang someone else. Perhaps, similar to 'kill them all and let God sort it out' we should hang everyone and let the mojo gods decide if it was sufficient (can you hang a fish?). The fortunate thing here is we really shouldn't decide on a hanging until the brackets have been announced.

I'm up for anything as long as the yard, in its entirety (multiple smart phones, super-marathons and all) is all in. If we don't have a united front we are doomed.

 

[swami7774]

#neverforget

Yes, the Hangman gladly--eagerly--offered his own neck in pursuit of a title. And what happened? We got the title. Thanks for making my point.
You should show the same willingness to sacrifice your bony neck for the cause.

 

[swami7774]

(can you put ketchup on fish?).

Yes, you can. In fact, I did once. At UConn, in Ryan Refectory(a.k.a. Ryan Rejectory), to win a bet.
Ketchup on tuna. Mmm, mmm good.

 

[Fishy]

#neverforget

Oh, you're off the hook for everything now....

I was thinking about that graphic last night and just could not find it.

For the people who have had something better to do than hang out here for the last decade, that was the mojo hanging from 2004...it worked out rather well.

 

[Fishy]

Yes, the Hangman gladly--eagerly--offered his own neck in pursuit of a title. And what happened? We got the title. Thanks for making my point.
You should show the same willingness to sacrifice your bony neck for the cause.

Eagerly? Gladly?

Oh, no, son.

You went screaming for for mercy and your mama.

You got neither.

 

[swami7774]

Eagerly? Gladly?

Oh, no, son.

You went screaming for for mercy and your mama.

You got neither.

Wrong. Again.
I regretted only that I had but one neck to give for my Huskies.

 

[August_West]

Eagerly? Gladly?

Oh, no, son.

You went screaming for for mercy and your mama.

You got neither.

[QUOTE="Fishy, post: 1617226, member: 38]

For the people who have had something better to do than hang out here for the last decade, that was the mojo hanging from 2004...it worked out rather well.[/QUOTE]


It's a shame so many around here were too young to "suckle at the teat of swamasons mojo."

 

[intlzncster]

I'm almost to the point of flagging this thread for the mods to remove. 17 years of boneyarding and people want to string me up over unpalatable food stuff?

It's not like I bet on duke for a pizza or something.

Holy crap.

Dude, have you seen the length of the Pizza and Beer threads? Food is damn near the most important thing on this board.

 

[intlzncster]

Buddy - I seem to remember someone kicking and screaming on their way to the gallows a few years back. Don't be that guy. If the mojo chooses you, you let it.

See, I love it. Mojo gods demand a little suffering.

 

[intlzncster]

How else can you explain “Winning”—the sad slogan of a man who was clearly in deep, deep crisis—or Senhor Balzac?

Both were very cringe-worthy additions to the mojo, and yet those seasons ended pretty well.

Cringe-worthy to some...

epically, gloriously apropos to others.

 

[intlzncster]

What??? We charge a $1 for those in our break room.

Celeste was my jam 25 years ago. ahahaha

 

[CL82]

Maybe CL82's creepy corndog picture is the way to go.

That would be CL82's creepy Turkeydog, garnished with Ketchup.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. We need both a group sacrifice and an individual one.

I'll point out that ever since August has been discussed as a mojo sacrifice the team has looked great and is playing its best basketball of the season. You don't mess with what works. Augie needs to eat the mojo sandwich.

As to group mojo, I'd suggest that we all respond to August West's tournament posts with @33 's great line: "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" and add the Turkeydog to our avatar's or signatures. Finally we may need an elite commando squad to wander over to the woman's board and remind them to... "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" Icebear was the victim, uh I mean beneficiary, of our reminders about "Winning!" so I'm confident that he enjoy that again.

But those are just my thoughts. I await to hear from the Judge, whose record speaks for itself.