Prepare the gallows.

[junglehusky]

How do you know this isn't all part of his devious master plan? The results speak for themselves, do they not?

alls I know is we are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

 

[junglehusky]

We need to hang Chief by his briefs.

Should we make the tournament, I am prepared to submit a full report repleat with evidence detailing how much Chief has pissed off the mojo Gods during the course of this season. The correlation between the appearance of his briefs and the downward spiral of our luck metrics is striking.

I second this. Plus check the realignment board for more evidence.

 

[CL82]

I second this. Plus check the realignment board for more evidence.

Chief is like a old dried up turkey, there's no mojo meat left on those bones.

@August_West on the other hand? This is exactly the kind of un-American mojo leech that needs the noose. Doesn't like turkey? Doesn't like ketchup? What's next? I'll tell you what's next...DOESN'T LIKE AMERICA!!! Why I'll bet he even has a Duke flag tacked up in his garage!

I think this hanging should have a video component. Before each tournament game this blatant America hating energy vampire should have to eat a turkey and ketchup sandwich and post a video of him doing so, stating the date, opponent and some kind of pithy phrase that I'll leave to the Jurrdge.

I'm tired of this apostate costing us mojo with his America hating ways. Someone needs to take a stand and that someone is us!

Fear the sandwich Augie, fear it....

@Deepster

 

[August_West]

I don't know what's making me wretch more. Your proposal or that hideous picture.

 

[Thirty Three]

I don't know what's making me wretch more. Your proposal or that hideous picture.

Eat the mojo sandwich, commie!

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Chief is like a old dried up turkey, there's no mojo meat left on those bones.

@August_West on the other hand? This is exactly the kind of un-American mojo leech that needs the noose. Doesn't like turkey? Doesn't like ketchup? What's next? I'll tell you what's nest...DOESN'T LIKE AMERICA!!! While I'll bet he even has a Duke flag tacked up in his garage!

I think this hanging should have a video component. Before each this blatant America hating energy vampire should have to eat a turkey and ketchup sandwich and post a video of him doing so, stanting the date and opponent and some kind of pithy phrase that I'll leave to the Jurrdge.

I'm tired of this apostate costing us mojo with his America hating ways. Someone needs to stake a stand and that someone is us!

Fear the sandwich Augie, fear it....

@Deepster

I like the multimedia integration in this post and it includes a dollup of lynchmob-iness which is always good. And I know one thing, I'm all about a(A)ll Americans.

 

[August_West]

I like the multimedia integration in this post and it includes a dollup of lynchmob-iness which is always good. And I know one thing, I'm all about a(A)ll Americans.

Et tu DB2u ?

This whole thread has turned into bad mojo.

I'm a student of the mojo not an instrument of it.

I feel like I'm being discriminated against for having a refined palate.

Sorry for not liking lettuce tomato and mayo on a cheesesteak. Not sorry though

 

[pepband99]

That's offensive.

I don't know if I could do that , even for a National championship.

Whoa whoa whoa. The things that I *wouldn't** do for another title is a very short list. Get the rope!!!!!!!

 

[OkaForPrez]

Eat the mojo sandwich, commie!

Lol. I love this place.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

If nothing else I think I know what this year's mojo image will be:

 

[Rocktheworld]

Huskymagic

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Et tu DB2u ?

This whole thread has turned into bad mojo.

I'm a student of the mojo not an instrument of it.

I feel like I'm being discriminated against for having a refined palate.

Sorry for not liking lettuce tomato and mayo on a cheesesteak. Not sorry though

It's because you're a student of the mojo that you might get more "bang for the mojo buck," so to speak. You would be a living Boneyard Martyr to the Mojo.

Besides, Deep came up with a good reverse mojo cover story that was just slick enough to get him off. I will say this in AW's defense: He was seen wearing a "UConn" sweatshirt when his band performed in front of a good crowd. To do that this year takes some loyalty. So in that spirit, take your punishment (if convicted), alleged Commie!

 

[August_West]

can I be so bold to suggest that is actually all of you swearing off ketchup for the remainder of March that will bring us to the promised land?

That is the mojo. Renounce that vile condiment and sit back and enjoy the run.

 

[Thirty Three]

Sorry for not liking lettuce tomato and mayo on a cheesesteak...

Yup, definitely a commie.

 

[CL82]

If nothing else I think I know what this year's mojo image will be:

Nope....

 

[FfldCntyFan]

'82

That's disturbing.

 

[Rocktheworld]

I think the mojo has to be "Cash"

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Nope....

CL82 is "Hot Like Fire!"

 

[jrazz12]

I think the mojo has to be "Cash"

 

[intlzncster]

You do have a point, the judge is definitely suspect. I mean, he apparently abandoned us for a time, he quit drinking for a while, he still doesn't eat meat (what kind of Boneyard authority doesn't eat cows and pigs?) plus he eats something called "legumes." Definitely suspect decision making lately.

See, we were having such a rough year, this is just @Deepster trying different things to stoke the cauldron.

Fact is this, he's whipped up some powerful potions in the past. Doesn't always work, but that's life in BB. This shouldn't be a what have you done for me lately sort of thing. Everybody knows that Magic and Mojo do not work like that.

 

[intlzncster]

can I be so bold to suggest that is actually all of you swearing off ketchup for the remainder of March that will bring us to the promised land?

That is the mojo. Renounce that vile condiment and sit back and enjoy the run.

No. No you cannot. It's unAmerican. And frankly, it might be treason, though admittedly, I'd have to check the specifics on that one.

 

[intlzncster]

I think the mojo has to be "Cash"

I keep posting this but can't help myself.

 

[intlzncster]

Et tu DB2u ?

This whole thread has turned into bad mojo.

I'm a student of the mojo not an instrument of it.

I feel like I'm being discriminated against for having a refined palate.

Sorry for not liking lettuce tomato and mayo on a cheesesteak. Not sorry though

The fact that you are getting mildly worked up about this is further proof! You care, therefore you must be hanged.

Everything funnels in the right direction. Old Mojo trick.

 

[Deepster]

How about August West be sentenced to eating a heaping roasted turkey sandwich with like 6 gigantic dollops of ketchup.

I may do this just for my own personal entertainment.

 

[nomar]

I may do this just for my own personal entertainment.

The thought of August having to explain it to his wife is the cherry on top.

"Hi honey! Wait...what are you eating? I thought you hated turkey! And ketchup!"
"Uh, some guys on the Internet made me do it."

 

[Adios]

Jalen Adams is maturing as we type. August_West must be hung!

(BBQ > ketchup. Had some with my Freedom fries last night. Just sayin'.)

 

[August_West]

^^ my man. This guy gets it

Edit. I only acknowledge second paragraph.

 

[CL82]

The thought of August having to explain it to his wife is the cherry on top.

"Hi honey! Wait...what are you eating? I thought you hated turkey! And ketchup!"
"Uh, some guys on the Internet made me do it."

And that alone is mojo gold.

 

[August_West]

I may do this just for my own personal entertainment.

I would urge to keep in mind that the mojo is coming from me being right. Don't mess with that.

 

[Walker11]

I don't know how, if at all this connects to mojo, but I was sitting in a pub reading this exact thread and was prompted to select a WiFi account. Five rows down, I see "August West Chimney" listed.