Yes, when an athlete's body crosses a "time zone" there is some kind of force field barrier that saps their purity of essence and makes them less effective competitors.One of the things I’m surprised not to see mentioned is the impact of travel through 2 time zones up to 2000 miles on student athletes.
This is right up there with the cherry-picked stats you used to show that the reffing at PC's home games was perfectly fair.
Truly you are an analytical genius, BJ. Please keep it coming!