I thought he likely borked his future with that, but I had no idea.
Just got home from work and I was scrolling up to the Yankee game and I passed by three different new channels showing the clip.
If his parents are smart, the kid has junior college, rehab and a part-time job in food service in his immediate future. (And a stretch of community service, no doubt.)
Between now and the time he enters the workforce, he better be sprinkling his resume with gold because that Google search is going to be murderous. Work with orphans, dig wells in the African desert, join the Marines, the French Foreign Legion...anything that puts something good between you and the Mac and Cheese kerfuffle.
The internet is brilliant at wrecking people and then moving on to the next target. He's brought it on himself, of course, but he's still just 19 and you'd hope he has time to dig his way out.
And a thought about his parents - I'm guessing that the two arrests in a week that got him tossed out of UMass were far from isolated incidents. Boomeranging him back to another college campus seems to have been only slightly less irresponsible than bring an open container to mac and cheese night.
And f--- all you students who can order mac and cheese whenever you want. You're all soft, emo twits and life will crush you. Bring back the days where they served students gray beef from dairy cows that keeled over in their stalls. Life is gray beef, people. Don't let jalapeño bacon mac and cheese delude you.