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Waquoit said:
Actually, the carb-loaded coating on a tender is much more artery-clogging than the skin. But no matter, aren't both just hot sauce and blue cheese delivery vehicles?
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Nice job trying to stir the pot with the ranch dressing crowd.

Or the celery vs carrot crowd.

For the record the correct answer is blue cheese and carrots.
 
Chin Diesel said:
Nice job trying to stir the pot with the ranch dressing crowd.

Or the celery vs carrot crowd.

For the record the correct answer is blue cheese and carrots.
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Sorry, the correct answer is celery here... If you use carrots, the terrorists win. Just sayin'.
 
boog204 said:
Sorry, the correct answer is celery here... If you use carrots, the terrorists win. Just sayin'.
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No way. Celery makes your urine smell funny.
 
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Chin Diesel said:
Nice job trying to stir the pot with the ranch dressing crowd.

Or the celery vs carrot crowd.

For the record the correct answer is blue cheese and carrots.
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That's for the proles. Rabbit food. Ranch and celery is the stuff of kings.
 
Also, ranch? Cmon.

If and that is a big IF Im doing any dipping (and many times I dont depending on the type of wing I choose, Im into dry rubs and some other interesting sauced varieties and Im dippping those into nothing) and it is traditional Buffal0 sauce, it must be bleu cheese.
 
If you've ever eaten at the Hanger in Amherst MA - you'd know why this thread is incomprehensibly stupid.

A pox on your houses.
 
Towney007 said:
If you've ever eaten at the Hanger in Amherst MA - you'd know why this thread is incomprehensibly stupid.

A pox on your houses.
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I have. They have real wings, good ones too. I will forgo the nuggets (passed off as boneless "wings" ) even though they at least do them themselves instead of a frozen bag.
 
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Towney007 said:
If you've ever eaten at the Hanger in Amherst MA - you'd know why this thread is incomprehensibly stupid.

A pox on your houses.
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Whelp, since the vast majority of us haven't, given that it is the home of pUMass, why?
 
I have. They have real wings, good ones too. I will forgo the nuggets (passed off as boneless "wings" ) even though they at least do them themselves instead of a frozen bag.
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You're a bad person.

Whelp, since the vast majority of us haven't, given that it is the home of pUMass, why?
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Because everything. Blind dogs find bones.

I hate UMass, but it's close to where I live (kind of) and really I haven't had a single thing in eating in nearly every respectable wing joint in CT that touches it.
 
They say it you burn more calories chewing celery than celery contains. That's why you need to dip it into blue cheese.
 
I like my Chinese, and all those chicken parts are boneless and bite size - no butchering at the table is a civilized approach to dining.
 
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I make boneless wings out of turkey and serve them with carrots.

Come at me, mother---ers.
 
August_West said:
Chicken wings are not really off topic on the boneyard, but I put it in that category anyway because we are talking boneless now, and that is NOT A FRICKIN' CHICKEN WING.

If any of you guys are eating Boneless Wings you are screwing with the mojo, (Im sure someone was eating them during the Maryland game 1st half for example) I question your fanhood and even more, your manhood.
Why Boneless? I mean men are supposed to gnaw on meat bones. Whats the problem?

Here is my real problem:
Its false advertising. When you order and eat a boneless wing you are not ordering a boneless wing, you are getting a Chicken Tender or a Chicken Nugget with whatever sauce you are choosing. Why the pretending? Why the dishonesty? The restaurant gets to false advertise and people suck it up. Why doesnt the restaurant just offer "Chicken Tenders with your choice of sauce". That would be honest, no? Is it because you get to feel more manly for ordering something with wings in the name instead of feeling like a kid ordering chicken nuggets? Who cares? I need to know why this is gotten away with. I like tenders, I like wings. I need to know why this is allowed.

And for the record I like Chicken Tenders. I hate boneless wings. Just on principle.
hand me a chicken tender tossed in buffalo sauce and say, "here try this" and I will gladly accept it and devour it.
Hand me the same thing and call it a "boneless wing" and I may be tempted to throw it at your eye.

We have a few days until the Central game. Lets get to the bottom of this travesty.
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The seasonal war on poultry opens up a new front.
 
Hans Sprungfeld said:
The seasonal war on poultry opens up a new front.
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If there is a War on Poultry, just like Christmas, poultry wins...and it's not close.
 
Hans Sprungfeld said:
The seasonal war on poultry opens up a new front.
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Wait until New Years when I attack Cornish game hens.
 
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August_West said:
I found myself in unfortunate setting of a BWW the other day and to the embrassment of my wife I pulled the manager over to the table and had this exact discussion. It ended with me threating a lawsuit.

@Spartacus will you take this on for me? Im smelling class action. The only issue is I know you think wings are too messy. You might not be my guy. This sounds like an @8893 case.
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Let's do it. I see a clear Lanham Act violation. And if we play our cards right, we'll probably get coupons for . . . boneless chicken wings, which is really the only way to go.
 
Spartacus said:
Let's do it. I see a clear Lanham Act violation. And if we play our cards right, we'll probably get coupons for . . . boneless chicken wings, which is really the only way to go.
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exactly. I like the cut of your jib. That is what I was saying to the manager at Bdubs " You are in clear violation of the Lanham act. You are violating my liberties as a consumer. Liberty is the soul's right to breathe and, when it cannot take a long breath, laws are girdled too tight. Without liberty, man is in a syncope."

He was scared.
 
August_West said:
exactly. I like the cut of your jib. That is what I was saying to the manager at Bdubs " You are in clear violation of the Lanham act. You are violating my liberties as a consumer. Liberty is the soul's right to breathe and, when it cannot take a long breath, laws are girdled too tight. Without liberty, man is in a syncope."

He was scared.
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Lol. You, sir, should represent yourself.
 
imno1 said:
Anyone else wondering how Chin knows Boog's piss smells funny?
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Assuming he meant asparagus, it makes everyone's pee smell funny. They used to think it only made some people's pee smell, because only around 50% of people reported smelling it. Then they discovered that it makes everyone's pee smell, but only around 50% of people have the ability to smell it. It's called "specific anosmia," which is a gene mutation in certain people that causes them not to be able to smell certain specific smells.
 
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