OT: Boneless Wings.

[boog204]

I like boneless tenders (agree with you on the misnomer of calling them wings) and I think I like them better than wings. I feel like I have had so many pathetic wings in my life as opposed to tenders being fairly consistently average/above average. A good wing beats the tender, but a bad wing is a farking abomination and that occurs more often than not. I also think wings are too messy. Yup, I said it. As manly has it is to gnaw on a bone, it is as dainty to unfold a wet nap to clean yourself up. I'll turn in my man card, I don't care. I also like the movie's Fried Green Tomatoes, Mrs. Doubtfire, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Beaches. Boom, what now?

 

[Husky25]

I like boneless tenders (agree with you on the misnomer of calling them wings) and I think I like them better than wings. I feel like I have had so many pathetic wings in my life as opposed to tenders being fairly consistently average/above average. A good wing beats the tender, but a bad wing is a farking abomination and that occurs more often than not. I also think wings are too messy. Yup, I said it. As manly has it is to gnaw on a bone, it is as dainty to unfold a wet nap to clean yourself up. I'll turn in my man card, I don't care. I also like the movie's Fried Green Tomatoes, Mrs. Doubtfire, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Beaches. Boom, what now?

We should all strive for fairly consistently average.

All joking aside, your view has at least a modicum of truth to it. Naked wings are always better than breaded and for that reason, I can't believe people actually go to Hooters for the food (plus they charge extra for blue cheese/ranch). If the waitresses aren't Victoria's Secret level gorgeous, there is no reason to step foot in the place.

 

[August_West]

I like boneless tenders (agree with you on the misnomer of calling them wings) and I think I like them better than wings. I feel like I have had so many pathetic wings in my life as opposed to tenders being fairly consistently average/above average. A good wing beats the tender, but a bad wing is a farking abomination and that occurs more often than not. I also think wings are too messy. Yup, I said it. As manly has it is to gnaw on a bone, it is as dainty to unfold a wet nap to clean yourself up. I'll turn in my man card, I don't care. I also like the movie's Fried Green Tomatoes, Mrs. Doubtfire, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and Beaches. Boom, what now?

 

[Bezzz]

are your stubs for every game they score over 82 good at anytime there? or do you have to use them before next game. Because if you can use them anytime I have about 20 free wing orders from this season in the glove compartment of my car.

Pretty sure I heard the announcer say they needed to be used within seven days.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I don't discriminate against shapes of meat. I eat all the meats.

But your favorite is tube steak.

 

[Leebo]

But your favorite is tube steak.

Keep working on it, someone will find you funny eventually.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Actually, the carb-loaded coating on a tender is much more artery-clogging than the skin. But no matter, aren't both just hot sauce and blue cheese delivery vehicles?

Nice job trying to stir the pot with the ranch dressing crowd.

Or the celery vs carrot crowd.

For the record the correct answer is blue cheese and carrots.

 

[boog204]

Nice job trying to stir the pot with the ranch dressing crowd.

Or the celery vs carrot crowd.

For the record the correct answer is blue cheese and carrots.

Sorry, the correct answer is celery here... If you use carrots, the terrorists win. Just sayin'.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Sorry, the correct answer is celery here... If you use carrots, the terrorists win. Just sayin'.

No way. Celery makes your urine smell funny.

 

[PcketknfNiels]

Sorry, the correct answer is celery here... If you use carrots, the terrorists win. Just sayin'.

This.

 

[Husky25]

No way. Celery makes your urine smell funny.

That's asparagus.

 

[intlzncster]

Nice job trying to stir the pot with the ranch dressing crowd.

Or the celery vs carrot crowd.

For the record the correct answer is blue cheese and carrots.

That's for the proles. Rabbit food. Ranch and celery is the stuff of kings.

 

[intlzncster]

No way. Celery makes your urine smell funny.

Wasn't going to go here, but now I have to. Celery give you a more impressive 'load'. Peter North says so.

 

[August_West]

That's asparagus.

and its not the urine smell that Im worried about. It is the "other" ;-)

 

[August_West]

Also, ranch? Cmon.

If and that is a big IF Im doing any dipping (and many times I dont depending on the type of wing I choose, Im into dry rubs and some other interesting sauced varieties and Im dippping those into nothing) and it is traditional Buffal0 sauce, it must be bleu cheese.

 

[Towney007]

If you've ever eaten at the Hanger in Amherst MA - you'd know why this thread is incomprehensibly stupid.

A pox on your houses.

 

[August_West]

If you've ever eaten at the Hanger in Amherst MA - you'd know why this thread is incomprehensibly stupid.

A pox on your houses.

I have. They have real wings, good ones too. I will forgo the nuggets (passed off as boneless "wings" ) even though they at least do them themselves instead of a frozen bag.

 

[intlzncster]

If you've ever eaten at the Hanger in Amherst MA - you'd know why this thread is incomprehensibly stupid.

A pox on your houses.

Whelp, since the vast majority of us haven't, given that it is the home of pUMass, why?

 

[Towney007]

I have. They have real wings, good ones too. I will forgo the nuggets (passed off as boneless "wings" ) even though they at least do them themselves instead of a frozen bag.

You're a bad person.

Whelp, since the vast majority of us haven't, given that it is the home of pUMass, why?

Because everything. Blind dogs find bones.

I hate UMass, but it's close to where I live (kind of) and really I haven't had a single thing in eating in nearly every respectable wing joint in CT that touches it.

 

[Waquoit]

They say it you burn more calories chewing celery than celery contains. That's why you need to dip it into blue cheese.

 

[boba]

I like my Chinese, and all those chicken parts are boneless and bite size - no butchering at the table is a civilized approach to dining.

 

[willie99]

don't forget the Rolling Rock

I just stocked the beverage center

 

[mauconnfan]

Wasn't going to go here, but now I have to. Celery give you a more impressive 'load'. Peter North says so.

If you didn't I had it int LOL

 

[Fishy]

I make boneless wings out of turkey and serve them with carrots.

Come at me, mother---ers.

 

[August_West]

I make boneless wings out of turkey and serve them with carrots. Come at me, mother---ers.

I just left work. wearing one of these too:

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