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Just thought of this at 2 am thought I would post it, its not a half bad name:

Greater Metro Conference (or GMC for short)

Try and get GMC car company to sponsor (aka the U.S. tax payer)

"Performance cars, performance athletics" Idk some stupid slogan like that.
 
Right now, we have a lot of rift-raft in the conference. All the good schools (except us) have left. Whatever we name the conference, we need to make sure everyone knows we are not rift-raft like everyone else. We don't want people getting confused and thinking we are just another one of these awful, awful schools we are associated with.

That's why we need to make sure our name is prominently featured in the conference name. Something like "The Husky Conference" or "The Super America Conference Featuring Connecticut". I'm sure the other schools would go for it because they probably look up to us and admire us, etc.

Another name I think would be good would be "The Conference Formerly Known as the Big East". That way people know we used to be in the Big East and know how much better we used to have things. They might think we still are in the conference. We can tell people "Yeah, we're still really kind of in the Big East. It's kind of technical. It's really just a bunch of semantics. Everything is still okay."
 
How about... America 12? At least that's what one of our favorite twitter-ers is tweeting.
 
I'd stay away from anything with a number attached to it. Whoever gets a chance to bolt will bolt as soon as possible (and no one would blame them..except the ones left behind).
 
The classic conference names have a geographic bent. Add honesty and togetherness you get the Western Eastern Southern United Conference.
 
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If we are being serious, the ECC, East Coast Conference.

If we aren't, the Big Member Conference.

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"New Big East"? Never seen it mentioned before and it has the unique feature that after further CR additions and subtractions we simply prefix it with another "new" (i.e. NBE becomes NNBE etc.)

We can then have that guy and the little kids from the ATT commercial ask, "which is better 'newer' or 'older', and all the kids shout out, "Newwwwwweeeeeeer".
 
Actually, Atlantic Gulf Conference isn't bad. Every school in a state bordering the Atlantic, the Gulf or a river that eventually empties into one or the other. It doesn't make me gag like the actual name is sure to do.
 
Missing Exit Strategy (pronounced 'mess')
 
I sort of prefer "Continental"... Continental Collegiate Conf, the one nobody will "see see see". danger: could be switched to Incontinent.
 
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The Titanic League
From On Top of the World (BCS football game, NCAA Men’s & Women’s national basketball titles) to we’re going down and there are not enough lifeboats in 30 seconds
Of course, it is still better than…
The New Big East
Everyone else is just an altar boy.
 
Go with the American Athletic Conference...
Good chance we get eyeballs just because people confuse ACC and AAC...
And also just to F* with the ACC.
 
Go with the American Athletic Conference...
Good chance we get eyeballs just because people confuse ACC and AAC...
And also just to F* with the ACC.

Plus it would be listed first... not a fan of conference with #. Like tempting fate.
 
Go with the American Athletic Conference...
Good chance we get eyeballs just because people confuse ACC and AAC...
And also just to F* with the ACC.
Great call!
Too bad you & they didn't maximize f*ing with acc and saying AACC
American Athletic Conference Coalition
b/c
 
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This should be good.


Well, it's a post apocalyptic football conference, where the survivors are scavenging for revenue and in the end, eating one another.

It's obvious. Should be called, "The Road"
 
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