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Sacred Heart University Sued Over Pancake Eating Contest Death
>>“These contests are significantly more dangerous than people realize and it’s critically important for the public — especially educational institutions — to understand that certain foods are safer than others and a modicum of forethought can literally save lives.”The lawsuit suggests ice cream and whipped cream are safer for amateur competitive eating contests because they melt before they can block a person’s airway.<<
How much you wanna bet that some wonderchild was crapfaced and took a backward brodie out of the truck bed and ended up taking an ambulance ride that shocked mommy and daddy and someone got a nasty letter about the school's responsibility?