the crime here is not his theft as performance vine.
the crime here is, what looks to be, his choice of the most horrendous, inedible, complete waste of sugar and donut flour, on earth.
ladeez and gents! children of all ages, i give u (back) the very popular (why?) glazed donut! turrible.
now, many other donuts and confections have the ubiquitous glazing, but somehow this monstrosity ends up with the label as 'glazed donut.'
im guessing it acts like a warning, kinda like a 'tresspassers will be shot'
sign. i mean, even in my worst hungover, up-too-late then up-too-early, desperately seeking sugar and coffee moments, i'll hard pass on that thing.
yeah, i said it. sumbody had to.
bring on the hate, and i'll swat it back with that czech thing, or even a lemon filled, vanilla iced sinker that waldbaums used to sell, when there was a waldbaums. they had good donutty stuff.