Hmm. Who am I gonna hang?

[Deepster]

Soaking in that sweet victory tonight got me to thinking. I need to find me a victim in the next couple weeks.

The Judge is a wise and fair administer of Boneyard law and lives by the “guilty until proven innocent” credo. And I’ll listen to your suggestions. Even the really stupid ones.

But make no mistakes. We’re baaaaaaaack.

 

[August_West]

There was a HawkHusky at one time. I think he was a St. Joes and UConn fan. I at least have them in the correct order. Went to the UConn - KU game at Kemper in KC wearing a Champion UCONN sweatshirt. It didn't go well for us that day, but I'm comfortable with my bona fides.

i remember him.

You can bonafide change your handle.


Greg Oestertag aint walking through this door. Stop hedging.

 

[MexicoHusky]

If it's up to me it's gotta be the "we can't win with Hurley" guy or the "Sanogo is net negative" guy. I also like the alliteration in net negative. Maybe punishment involves some sort of requirement the poster use alliteration in all their posts? Again, just a thought.

 

[Samoo]

Meh, non-specific hangings lack commitment. Above all, module requires commitment.

On the other hand, the sentence will land on multiple heads and amplify any possible mojo gains. The punishment would have to be well-thought out given the far-reaching consequences.

 

[huskiesNhoos]

youre already on the chopping block because like @HuskyHawk you have 2 teams in your handle. Ridiculous.


are you a lawyer too?

I may have dual loyalty but I wouldn't sink so far as to call myself a lawyer

 

[Penfield]

You've got a tough thing to deal with this year @Deepster. Do you invoke Hot sauce? Do you shun it? Do you ignore it? With it looms the presence of @Penfield. A first Ballot hall of famer yarder who has blessed us with quality edits (shout out my profile pic), attended the floor seats Duke game courtesy of being a UConn super fan and started the whole hot sauce fundraiser in the first place.

There's juice there for sure, but there are many including @August_West who shun the fad as a failed mojo attempt.

Hot sauce. Great cause. Terrible mojo.

look at what’s happened to this team with hot sauce challenge negative mojo. Terrible injuries. Losses. ( do your research on what’s happened since hot sauce virality ) .... The feeling of dread going into every game now. can’t we send deserving kids to games without hot sauce? I’d like to...

the-boneyard.com

What to do?

it was long term mojo.

 

[Penfield]

Did @August_West ever bust out the 1.5 million scoville Trinidad moruga scorpion sauce?

 

[August_West]

Did @August_West ever bust out the 1.5 million scoville Trinidad moruga scorpion sauce?

Ive been waiting. Wanted to do it for the kids. But my challenge wasnt accepted.

 

[Penfield]

Ive been waiting. Wanted to do it for the kids. But my challenge wasnt accepted.

i already drank 2 million scoville sauce so don’t blame me. If we get $25k after winning the BET are you still in?

 

[Penfield]

Btw. Is Carl still alive?

 

[August_West]

i already drank 2 million scoville sauce so don’t blame me. If we get $25k after winning the BET are you still in?

Link please.

 

[August_West]

Btw. Is Carl still alive?

lol

cliffspliffy

 

[OkaForPrez]

I just noticed that @August_West is passively champagning to hang @Fishy.

Edit. He's campaigning, not champagning. Both fun of course but entirely different.

 

[Penfield]

Link please.

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[JakeTheDog]

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liked for the dope starter jacket.

 

[August_West]

I just noticed that @August_West is passively champagning to hang @Fishy.

Edit. He's campaigning, not champagning. Both fun of course but entirely different.

I don’t know where I’ve done that in this case, but I’ve been full throated in my desire for his ouster for a couple decades. But these days I don’t think there is even a teaspoon of mojo for a midnight to 3 am sporadic poster.

 

[storrsroars]

youre already on the chopping block because like @HuskyHawk you have 2 teams in your handle. Ridiculous.


are you a lawyer too?

I always read the last part of his screen name with a Ralphie Cifaretto accent.

 

[OkaForPrez]

I don’t know where I’ve done that in this case, but I’ve been full throated in my desire for hours ouster for a couple decades. But these days I don’t think there is even a teaspoon of mojo for a midnight to 3 am sporadic poster.

There be a shark strung up by its skibbies in yer profile sailor.

 

[August_West]

I always read the last part of his screen name with a Ralphie Cifaretto accent.

huskyhawk never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[August_West]

There be a shark strung up by its skibbies in yer profile sailor.

Represents the bottom feeding lawyers .

 

[TRest]

lol

cliffspliffy

I knew i hated that account for a reason

 

[ClifSpliffy]

I knew i hated that account for a reason

other than that funny shibboleth as to my provenance, my handle is 'surf's up' while urs is 'horrible.' i win. have a nice day, i always do.

 

[CL82]

I ate Boars head sausalito turkey on a sub roll with Heinz ketchup.

I played my part.


and you obtuse nutjobs are exactly what the mojo requires, you will litigate your sentence. No doubt about it.

Oh c'mon, you had a different turkey item every other day. Artisanal grass fed turkey pate with some vague tomatoey tapenade. It was a mockery of the sentence and mojo gods took out their righteous wrath upon the team.

If you promise the volcano a young virgin, you don't throw the village’s 80 year old hooker in the volcano. You, sir, were that 80 year old hooker.

 

[CL82]

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Lol you should hanged for throwing your kid in the snow...

(Awesome job on the Hot Sauce Challenge, BTW.)

 

[HuskyHawk]

Represents the bottom feeding lawyers .

I‘m a lawyer with a White Shark license plate and I still didn’t make that connection.

 

[August_West]

I‘m a lawyer with a White Shark license plate and I still didn’t make that connection.

That’s because you’re a lawyer . Self reflection is not an attribute.

In fairness to you , you are never thinking about yourselves.
Some may call that selflessness

I call that a singular focus on screwing everyone else.

 

[8893]

I‘m a lawyer with a White Shark license plate and I still didn’t make that connection.

That’s because you’re a lawyer . Self reflection is not an attribute.

In fairness to you , you are never thinking about yourselves.
Some may call that selflessness

I call that a singular focus on screwing everyone else.

I fully embrace the shark. I own at least six shark ties, two pairs of shark socks and a shark belt. I am wearing the shark belt as I type; I wore it and a pair of the shark socks to work with my suit today. Debated pairing one of the shark ties but I had a video deposition and thought it might be too cute by half.

 

[August_West]

I fully embrace the shark. I own at least six shark ties, two pairs of shark socks and a shark belt. I am wearing the shark belt as I type; I wore it and a pair of the shark socks to work with my suit today. Debated pairing one of the shark ties but I had a video deposition and thought it might be too cute by half.

@Deepster ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[businesslawyer]

Do we have a contingency plan in place for when the actual "OG" judges can't remember the laws?

Asking for @SportsFan88

See, there’s stuff about the law you don’t understand young man, A judge doesn’t have to remember the law. Whatever he says becomes the law. There are no appeals in the Boneyard,

 

[August_West]

See, there’s stuff about the law you don’t understand young man, A judge doesn’t have to remember the law. Whatever he says becomes the law. There are no appeals in the Boneyard,

@Deepster ^^^^^^

 

[businesslawyer]

Represents the bottom feeding lawyers .

So now you’re going to start with redundancies.