Hmm. Who am I gonna hang?

[Deepster]

Soaking in that sweet victory tonight got me to thinking. I need to find me a victim in the next couple weeks.

The Judge is a wise and fair administer of Boneyard law and lives by the “guilty until proven innocent” credo. And I’ll listen to your suggestions. Even the really stupid ones.

But make no mistakes. We’re baaaaaaaack.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

@ClifSpliffy could be forced to write in English.

'engrish.'

 

[ctchamps]

If we're bringing this all the way back to the early covid discussion threads........I'm a goner

Nah. Mid to late COVID discussion in the cesspool.

Huh?

?

 

[ctchamps]

I miss @champs99and04

For a while he was one of the Boneyards most admired posters. But he imploded. He who shall not be named not so brief briefs were a poor mans rendition of champs evaluations post games.

Three of our lengthier posters are no longer with us.

It could be said that length does not correlate with duration. Although testiculos hung around for the perfect amount of time.

 

[August_West]

I nominate @August_West

He correctly called out how bad the hot sauce challenge was for mojo. But mojo is supposed to work in mysterious ways. I thinking a hanging would put it back in balance. But I do think he's been hanged before, so I'm not sure if double jeopardy pertains to the yard.

Jesus I already was hung ( hanged? ) in 2016. We lost in 2nd round. In fact on reflection I was the last one hung ( and also the most well hung) , I’m not the guy you are looking for .

 

[HuskyHawk]

If we're bringing this all the way back to the early covid discussion threads........I'm a goner

I don't know what you've done to warrant it, but you may be due. Lots of folks are ineligible.

 

[August_West]

@Deepster .

stick with me here.... as you know I joined you in divorcehood this
year. I have a candidate. And it’s outside the box. It’s big thinking ( because I don’t think any single noob here has a thimble full of mojo in them) ....
My nomination is a group:

Frickin boneyard lawyers.

now I am biased obviously from recent experience
( but that’s never gotten in the way of a good hanging) ..... and we have a plethora of lawyers here and to a man they are all ignoramuses

doubt me?

think about every lawyer here. Throw up a name I can make a case for each one to be hanged. Run the list in your head.

collectively they may be the mojo runaway train we are looking for.

I mean Mr. Briefs author threatened to sue Tom before taking his ball and running. In what I’m sure was lawyers advice.

the lawyers have been running rampant around here unchecked for far too long.

You are the man who can set the ledger right again.

String up the boneyard lawyers!

 

[ctchamps]

My wife Mrs. Fleud suggests prior to each game Boneyard members donate one dollar (or more) to a dog rescue organization of their choice in honor of Hurley rescuing the Huskies!

I had to post this Deepster to avoid the doghouse.

 

[OkaForPrez]

@August_West Amen. The freaking dictionary definition of drown banter alone warrants it.

 

[August_West]

Whomever the Jurrrge decides to hang, have them hang from the gallows alongside OklahomaEd, RugtersAl, and SmOoThLiKeBuTter. Sr. Testiculo doesn't need a hanging though - seeing that he's already hung.

OklahomaEric

not Ed

 

[7774]

I've been reading this board for something like 25 years now, and I'm pretty sure the events of the past 2 weeks have placed the mojo exactly where it needs to be, but maybe that's just me.

 

[8893]

@Deepster .

I mean Mr. Briefs author threatened to sue Tom before taking his ball and running. In what I’m sure was lawyers advice.

I mean, I get and join in the lawyer hate, but if this is your tie-in here you are in no position to be calling us all ignoramuses: @CL82 has made it clear that he is not a lawyer.

 

[August_West]

I mean, I get and join in the lawyer hate, but if this is your tie-in here you are in no position to be calling us all ignoramuses: @CL82 has made it clear that he is not a lawyer.

Yeah right. He’s the most insufferable of them all. . ( or is he? )

let’s look at some highlights here:

businesslawyers self important bloviating
8893 esoteric pizza posts ( mostly about buffalina)
BigErn Can’t even stay in a msg courtside seat , and then even leaves his complimentary cookie behind upon ejection
Huskyhawk posts here and he’s a flipping Kansas fan. You are not allowed a second team in your handle. Ridiculous.

I mean there is 5 of you dopes right there all well deserving of the noose. And the problem is there are more of you!

Stainmaster is a lawyer now. You telling me people don’t want to see him swing?

I’m just getting ramped up here.

I need a continuance, but my opening argument has merit.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

@Deepster .

stick with me here.... as you know I joined you in divorcehood this
year. I have a candidate. And it’s outside the box. It’s big thinking ( because I don’t think any single noob here has a thimble full of mojo in them) ....
My nomination is a group:

Frickin boneyard lawyers.

now I am biased obviously from recent experience
( but that’s never gotten in the way of a good hanging) ..... and we have a plethora of lawyers here and to a man they are all ignoramuses

doubt me?

think about every lawyer here. Throw up a name I can make a case for each one to be hanged. Run the list in your head.

collectively they may be the mojo runaway train we are looking for.

I mean Mr. Briefs author threatened to sue Tom before taking his ball and running. In what I’m sure was lawyers advice.

the lawyers have been running rampant around here unchecked for far too long.

You are the man who can set the ledger right again.

String up the boneyard lawyers!

score!

 

[August_West]

I've been reading this board for something like 25 years now, and I'm pretty sure the events of the past 2 weeks have placed the mojo exactly where it needs to be, but maybe that's just me.

I kinda feel that point. But then we should be allowed to dance on that grave to whip up a mojo storm.

 

[OkaForPrez]

I kinda feel that point. But then we should be allowed to dance on that grave to whip up a mojo storm.

OkaForPrez thinks that's a good idea.

 

[Deepster]

My wife Mrs. Fleud suggests prior to each game Boneyard members donate one dollar (or more) to a dog rescue organization of their choice in honor of Hurley rescuing the Huskies!

I had to post this Deepster to avoid the doghouse.

No simps allowed in March. You just made the list, bubie.

 

[8893]

8893 esoteric pizza posts ( mostly about buffalina)

One 'f' champ: Bufalina.

Oh, and speaking of which, they introduce a new seasonal menu tonight, which includes a lamb ragu pizza that they had as a special last week. It was the best of the five pies we shared with friends last Saturday and I am glad to that they put it on the seasonal menu. Get it uncut and under-baked like they recommend for takeout, reheat in preheated oven at 450 for around five minutes and you are golden.

(this is your cue to say "See, Deep, he's even ruining your hanging thread, just like @Dove says he does to all the threads.")

 

[storrsroars]

Yeah right. He’s the most insufferable of them all. . ( or is he? )

let’s look at some highlights here:

businesslawyers self important bloviating
8893 esoteric pizza posts ( mostly about buffalina)
BigErn Can’t even stay in a msg courtside seat , and then even leaves his complimentary cookie behind upon ejection
Huskyhawk posts here and he’s a flipping Kansas fan. You are not allowed a second team in your handle. Ridiculous.

I mean there is 5 of you dopes right there all well deserving of the noose. And the problem is there are more of you!

Stainmaster is a lawyer now. You telling me people don’t want to see him swing?

I’m just getting ramped up here.

I need a continuance, but my opening argument has merit.

Far as lawyers go, I don't think Subba is worth a knot on a noose, and truth be told his posts in this forum are decent, but is there any mojo to be gained from everyone here just punching him for his posts everywhere else?

 

[August_West]

One 'f' champ: Bufalina.

Oh, and speaking of which, they introduce a new seasonal menu tonight, which includes a lamb ragu pizza that they had as a special last week. It was the best of the five pies we shared with friends last Saturday and I am glad to that they put it on the seasonal menu. Get it uncut and under-baked like they recommend for takeout, reheat in preheated oven at 450 for around five minutes and you are golden.

(this is your cue to say "See, Deep, he's even ruining your hanging thread, just like @Dove says he does to all the threads.")

Doves an idiot.

 

[8893]

Far as lawyers go, I don't think Subba is worth a knot on a noose, and truth be told his posts in this forum are decent, but is there any mojo to be gained from everyone here just punching him for his posts everywhere else?

@SubbaBub is a lawyer?

 

[August_West]

Far as lawyers go, I don't think Subba is worth a knot on a noose, and truth be told his posts in this forum are decent, but is there any mojo to be gained from everyone here just punching him for his posts everywhere else?

Is subba a lawyer? That would explain a lot. I thought he was a captain of industry.

 

[Greathusky]

I vote for a suicide by Deepster himself as a sacrifice to the final four Gods. We need all the mojo we can get.

 

[storrsroars]

@SubbaBub is a lawyer?

I recall such a reference, but I could be mistaken. But he certainly acts like one nonetheless ;-)

 

[7774]

I kinda feel that point. But then we should be allowed to dance on that grave to whip up a mojo storm.

I hear ya. But then I getting a little worried that going too far could swing the pendulum back in the wrong direction. Maybe the the day the BE tournament starts everyone who starts a thread from that point forward needs to tack a "- briefs" onto the end of their thread title.

 

[ctchamps]

I vote for a suicide by Deepster himself as a sacrifice to the final four Gods. We need all the mojo we can get.

I gave this a like to remove myself from the simp column.

 

[Deepster]

Yeah right. He’s the most insufferable of them all. . ( or is he? )

let’s look at some highlights here:

businesslawyers self important bloviating
8893 esoteric pizza posts ( mostly about buffalina)
BigErn Can’t even stay in a msg courtside seat , and then even leaves his complimentary cookie behind upon ejection
Huskyhawk posts here and he’s a flipping Kansas fan. You are not allowed a second team in your handle. Ridiculous.

I mean there is 5 of you dopes right there all well deserving of the noose. And the problem is there are more of you!

Stainmaster is a lawyer now. You telling me people don’t want to see him swing?

I’m just getting ramped up here.

I need a continuance, but my opening argument has merit.

Finally, we have someone who gets what these hangings are all about here. You gotta have a theme. You gotta have some sizzle. You gotta have swagger.

I'll give this one some thought for sure. I will admit, I loved my divorce lawyer. I walked out of that negotiation doing cartwheels. On the other hand, @nomar is a lawyer and I would love making that little weasel squirm for a month or so.

Oh, and congrats on the divorce. The one thing I hated was when everyone would say "Oh, I'm sorry!" and I find most times (in my case, for sure) I live a much happier, much less stressed out every day life. So, cheers to you.

 

[8893]

I will admit, I loved my divorce lawyer.

@August_West liked his, too. And the one who recommended him.

 

[HooperScooper]

I believe Dog had some family problems. I hope he’s ok.

He's fine. Still watches all UConn games but doesn't go on here any more.

 

[8893]

He's fine. Still watches all UConn games but doesn't go on here any more.

So, @Deepster broke him. Confirmed.

 

[Rico444]

Yeah right. He’s the most insufferable of them all. . ( or is he? )

let’s look at some highlights here:

businesslawyers self important bloviating
8893 esoteric pizza posts ( mostly about buffalina)
BigErn Can’t even stay in a msg courtside seat , and then even leaves his complimentary cookie behind upon ejection
Huskyhawk posts here and he’s a flipping Kansas fan. You are not allowed a second team in your handle. Ridiculous.

I mean there is 5 of you dopes right there all well deserving of the noose. And the problem is there are more of you!

Stainmaster is a lawyer now. You telling me people don’t want to see him swing?

I’m just getting ramped up here.

I need a continuance, but my opening argument has merit.

I'm pretty sure @CL82 is a lawyer too, although he hasn't to my knowledge confirmed it (which is the most lawyerly thing you can do when confronted on the issue).