Hmm. Who am I gonna hang?

[Deepster]

Soaking in that sweet victory tonight got me to thinking. I need to find me a victim in the next couple weeks.

The Judge is a wise and fair administer of Boneyard law and lives by the “guilty until proven innocent” credo. And I’ll listen to your suggestions. Even the really stupid ones.

But make no mistakes. We’re baaaaaaaack.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Can we all agree that the SHU player saying “I ain’t never missing” down by 11 late in the second half then proceeding to brick two FTs is all the mojo we need?

 

[prankster]

I swung and they won a 'chip.

No pressure, losers.

You did. I did... Those of us who have been hung for the mojo, and delivered up a banner in the rafters make up a very exclusive club.

 

[prankster]

Hanging "he who shall not be mentioned," with either a frowny face, or a Drummond face, would be fairly hysterical. Sorry Tom.

Who? Perry White?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Can we all agree that the SHU player saying “I ain’t never missing” down by 11 late in the second half then proceeding to brick two FTs is all the mojo we need?

You have no idea...

 

[HuskyHawk]

Can we all agree that the SHU player saying “I ain’t never missing” down by 11 late in the second half then proceeding to brick two FTs is all the mojo we need?

No. It was the mojo we needed just to finish that game. Much greater volumes are needed for this.

Is there a list of who has been hung? I was, and the mojo was not strong.

 

[Get a Job]

No. It was the mojo we needed just to finish that game. Much greater volumes are needed for this.

Is there a list of who has been hung? I was, and the mojo was not strong.

I keep a list of hung Boneyarders, but I don't think that's what you are asking for...

 

[ShakyTheMohel]

Hanging "he who shall not be mentioned," with either a frowny face, or a Drummond face, would be fairly hysterical. Sorry Tom.

Hanging at 11:11.

 

[8893]

Is there a list of who has been hung? I was, and the mojo was not strong.

I don't remember that. What year? What was your "offense" and your sentence?

 

[HuskyHawk]

I don't remember that. What year? What was your "offense" and your sentence?

I found it on search. It was a dual hanging. And we did indeed lose to Iowa State, so probably justified for mojo destruction.

The Judge Speaks | The Boneyard (the-boneyard.com)

 

[8893]

I found it on search. It was a dual hanging. And we did indeed lose to Iowa State, so probably justified for mojo destruction.

The Judge Speaks | The Boneyard (the-boneyard.com)

A ha. I totally remember that one now; the Animal House thing was actually pretty fun, while it lasted.

 

[Deepster]

I found it on search. It was a dual hanging. And we did indeed lose to Iowa State, so probably justified for mojo destruction.

The Judge Speaks | The Boneyard (the-boneyard.com)

Admittedly not my best work. Yikes.

 

[8893]

Admittedly not my best work. Yikes.

Need we remind you about Jason, or Shoo Shoo Orange Flu?

This was like Marbury vs. Madison compared to them.

 

[Deepster]

Need we remind you about Jason, or Shoo Shoo Orange Flu?

This was like Marbury vs. Madison compared to them.

I will go down swinging that Shoo Shoo Orange Flu was brilliant. It's failure was not in the creation, but in the execution. Everyone felt bad for that CTO and got soft at tourney time.

 

[Deepster]

And either Senhor OR Charlie Sheen should get me a lifetime reprieve from any criticism here....never mind that I came up with both.

 

[8893]

And either Senhor OR Charlie Sheen should get me a lifetime reprieve from any criticism here....never mind that I came up with both.

At a minimum there should be some recognition in the Werth Center.

 

[HuskyHawk]

And either Senhor OR Charlie Sheen should get me a lifetime reprieve from any criticism here....never mind that I came up with both.

I don't have any good suggestions, but a mass hanging of everyone who all season long didn't know anything about the injury status of key players or that guys get an extra year of eligibility deserve some form of punishment. We still had that yesterday. It's beyond "casual" to "barely awake".

 

[Deepster]

I'm starting to think of something along the "Shoo Shoo COVID-19 Flu".....

 

[OkaForPrez]

You've got a tough thing to deal with this year @Deepster. Do you invoke Hot sauce? Do you shun it? Do you ignore it? With it looms the presence of @Penfield. A first Ballot hall of famer yarder who has blessed us with quality edits (shout out my profile pic), attended the floor seats Duke game courtesy of being a UConn super fan and started the whole hot sauce fundraiser in the first place.

There's juice there for sure, but there are many including @August_West who shun the fad as a failed mojo attempt.

Hot sauce. Great cause. Terrible mojo.

look at what’s happened to this team with hot sauce challenge negative mojo. Terrible injuries. Losses. ( do your research on what’s happened since hot sauce virality ) .... The feeling of dread going into every game now. can’t we send deserving kids to games without hot sauce? I’d like to...

the-boneyard.com

What to do?

 

[8893]

I'm starting to think of something along the "Shoo Shoo COVID-19 Flu".....

There's even a stuffed animal, if you want to marry that to the Jason theme:

 

[8893]

You've got a tough thing to deal with this year @Deepster. Do you invoke Hot sauce? Do you shun it? Do you ignore it? With it looms the presence of @Penfield. A first Ballot hall of famer yarder who has blessed us with quality edits (shout out my profile pic), attended the floor seats Duke game courtesy of being a UConn super fan and started the whole hot sauce fundraiser in the first place.

There's juice there for sure, but there are many including @August_West who shun the fad as a failed mojo attempt.

Hot sauce. Great cause. Terrible mojo.

look at what’s happened to this team with hot sauce challenge negative mojo. Terrible injuries. Losses. ( do your research on what’s happened since hot sauce virality ) .... The feeling of dread going into every game now. can’t we send deserving kids to games without hot sauce? I’d like to...

the-boneyard.com

What to do?

August has already been hanged. That one failed also.

 

[OkaForPrez]

August has already been hanged. That one failed also.

If you believe August is right, then Hang Penfield for his mojo malpractice.

 

[mussels]

I'm starting to think of something along the "Shoo Shoo COVID-19 Flu".....

Just don't try and force it, let the game come to you .

 

[Brochacho]

I nominate @August_West

He correctly called out how bad the hot sauce challenge was for mojo. But mojo is supposed to work in mysterious ways. I thinking a hanging would put it back in balance. But I do think he's been hanged before, so I'm not sure if double jeopardy pertains to the yard.

 

[Deepster]

Just don't try and force it, let the game come to you .

Have no fear. The good Judge already has a couple irons in the fire.

 

[ctchamps]

Hanging "he who shall not be mentioned," with either a frowny face, or a Drummond face, would be fairly hysterical. Sorry Tom.

Out of deference to Tom I tried to be more subtle about this. Obviously I was too subtle since @Waquoit understood my post to be the exact opposite of it's intention.

He also bet against UConn and showed tremendous disrespect to the Jurrdge.

But I think @prankster makes a good point about making sure it’s someone whose hanging would create some mojo, and I think @Waquoit is on the right track there because a @nelsonmuntz hanging could be Dogmania-level funny, and I don’t know if these young’uns like @XLCenterFan or @Dream Jobbed 2.0 have enough meat on their bones to make for a good hanging.

Agree. Mojo is far more powerful when there is a pattern that is pointed out and continued or reversed versus some egregious or OTT statement made that we point fingers at. Wings and Rolling Rocks, Testiculo, ketchup and turkey sandwiches with the retort "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" to Augest when he complained, as well as limiting Dogmania's posts to only one sentence all had a recurring theme in this forum during the season.