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Soaking in that sweet victory tonight got me to thinking. I need to find me a victim in the next couple weeks.

The Judge is a wise and fair administer of Boneyard law and lives by the “guilty until proven innocent” credo. And I’ll listen to your suggestions. Even the really stupid ones.

But make no mistakes. We’re baaaaaaaack.
 
8893 said:
Need we remind you about Jason, or Shoo Shoo Orange Flu?

This was like Marbury vs. Madison compared to them.
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I will go down swinging that Shoo Shoo Orange Flu was brilliant. It's failure was not in the creation, but in the execution. Everyone felt bad for that CTO and got soft at tourney time.
 
Deepster said:
And either Senhor OR Charlie Sheen should get me a lifetime reprieve from any criticism here....never mind that I came up with both.
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I don't have any good suggestions, but a mass hanging of everyone who all season long didn't know anything about the injury status of key players or that guys get an extra year of eligibility deserve some form of punishment. We still had that yesterday. It's beyond "casual" to "barely awake".
 
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You've got a tough thing to deal with this year @Deepster. Do you invoke Hot sauce? Do you shun it? Do you ignore it? With it looms the presence of @Penfield. A first Ballot hall of famer yarder who has blessed us with quality edits (shout out my profile pic), attended the floor seats Duke game courtesy of being a UConn super fan and started the whole hot sauce fundraiser in the first place.

There's juice there for sure, but there are many including @August_West who shun the fad as a failed mojo attempt.

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Hot sauce. Great cause. Terrible mojo.

look at what’s happened to this team with hot sauce challenge negative mojo. Terrible injuries. Losses. ( do your research on what’s happened since hot sauce virality ) .... The feeling of dread going into every game now. can’t we send deserving kids to games without hot sauce? I’d like to...
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What to do?
 
Deepster said:
I'm starting to think of something along the "Shoo Shoo COVID-19 Flu".....
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There's even a stuffed animal, if you want to marry that to the Jason theme:

covid-sample.jpg
 
OkaForPrez said:
You've got a tough thing to deal with this year @Deepster. Do you invoke Hot sauce? Do you shun it? Do you ignore it? With it looms the presence of @Penfield. A first Ballot hall of famer yarder who has blessed us with quality edits (shout out my profile pic), attended the floor seats Duke game courtesy of being a UConn super fan and started the whole hot sauce fundraiser in the first place.

There's juice there for sure, but there are many including @August_West who shun the fad as a failed mojo attempt.

the-boneyard.com

Hot sauce. Great cause. Terrible mojo.

look at what’s happened to this team with hot sauce challenge negative mojo. Terrible injuries. Losses. ( do your research on what’s happened since hot sauce virality ) .... The feeling of dread going into every game now. can’t we send deserving kids to games without hot sauce? I’d like to...
the-boneyard.com the-boneyard.com

What to do?
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August has already been hanged. That one failed also.
 
8893 said:
August has already been hanged. That one failed also.
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If you believe August is right, then Hang Penfield for his mojo malpractice.
 
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I nominate @August_West

He correctly called out how bad the hot sauce challenge was for mojo. But mojo is supposed to work in mysterious ways. I thinking a hanging would put it back in balance. But I do think he's been hanged before, so I'm not sure if double jeopardy pertains to the yard.
 
pepband99 said:
Hanging "he who shall not be mentioned," with either a frowny face, or a Drummond face, would be fairly hysterical. Sorry Tom.
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Out of deference to Tom I tried to be more subtle about this. Obviously I was too subtle since @Waquoit understood my post to be the exact opposite of it's intention.

8893 said:
He also bet against UConn and showed tremendous disrespect to the Jurrdge.

But I think @prankster makes a good point about making sure it’s someone whose hanging would create some mojo, and I think @Waquoit is on the right track there because a @nelsonmuntz hanging could be Dogmania-level funny, and I don’t know if these young’uns like @XLCenterFan or @Dream Jobbed 2.0 have enough meat on their bones to make for a good hanging.
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Agree. Mojo is far more powerful when there is a pattern that is pointed out and continued or reversed versus some egregious or OTT statement made that we point fingers at. Wings and Rolling Rocks, Testiculo, ketchup and turkey sandwiches with the retort "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" to Augest when he complained, as well as limiting Dogmania's posts to only one sentence all had a recurring theme in this forum during the season.
 
fleudslipcon said:
Out of deference to Tom I tried to be more subtle about this. Obviously I was too subtle since @Waquoit understood my post to be the exact opposite of it's intention.


Agree. Mojo is far more powerful when there is a pattern that is pointed out and continued or reversed versus some egregious or OTT statement made that we point fingers at. Wings and Rolling Rocks, Testiculo, ketchup and turkey sandwiches with the retort "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" to Augest when he complained, as well as limiting Dogmania's posts to only one sentence all had a recurring theme in this forum during the season.
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The worry with Nelson, which would have to have a "two bigs" theme, is that he might not play along, and the mojo would drain away.
 
HuskyHawk said:
The worry with Nelson, which would have to have a "two bigs" theme, is that he might not play along, and the mojo would drain away.
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Yep. Not trustworthy. Still hasn't admitted how wrong he was about viruses only mutating to weaker versions.

Might have to substitute someone else to changing all tzzandrew's posts to dislikes. Perhaps making the Jurrrdge himself responsible?

An alternative to the dislike option would be to name the crotchitiest poster in the forum and insist that poster like every post made by a Boneyarder during the tournament.
 
Huskyforlife said:
I nominate @gtcam Or does it have to be a UConn fan?
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You wouldn't know a real UConn fan if he stood in front of you
In deference to your complete ignorance I wouldn't recommend hanging anyone - even you
Carry on
 
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fleudslipcon said:
Out of deference to Tom I tried to be more subtle about this. Obviously I was too subtle since @Waquoit understood my post to be the exact opposite of it's intention.


Agree. Mojo is far more powerful when there is a pattern that is pointed out and continued or reversed versus some egregious or OTT statement made that we point fingers at. Wings and Rolling Rocks, Testiculo, ketchup and turkey sandwiches with the retort "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" to Augest when he complained, as well as limiting Dogmania's posts to only one sentence all had a recurring theme in this forum during the season.
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I really do think that sentence drove Dogmania insane. Like, for real.
 
Whomever the Jurrrge decides to hang, have them hang from the gallows alongside OklahomaEd, RugtersAl, and SmOoThLiKeBuTter. Sr. Testiculo doesn't need a hanging though - seeing that he's already hung.
 
HuskyHawk said:
I don't have any good suggestions, but a mass hanging of everyone who all season long didn't know anything about the injury status of key players or that guys get an extra year of eligibility deserve some form of punishment. We still had that yesterday. It's beyond "casual" to "barely awake".
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Hmm, casual....that rings a bell...
 
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gtcam said:
You wouldn't know a real UConn fan if he stood in front of you
In deference to your complete ignorance I wouldn't recommend hanging anyone - even you
Carry on
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He isn't rooting for Dan Hurley to fail just to be able to say "I never believed in him," so he has that going for him.
 
fleudslipcon said:
Yep. Not trustworthy. Still hasn't admitted how wrong he was about viruses only mutating to weaker versions.

Might have to substitute someone else to changing all tzzandrew's posts to dislikes. Perhaps making the Jurrrdge himself responsible?

An alternative to the dislike option would be to name the crotchitiest poster in the forum and insist that poster like every post made by a Boneyarder during the tournament.
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If we're bringing this all the way back to the early covid discussion threads........I'm a goner
 
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