Hmm. Who am I gonna hang?

[Deepster]

Soaking in that sweet victory tonight got me to thinking. I need to find me a victim in the next couple weeks.

The Judge is a wise and fair administer of Boneyard law and lives by the “guilty until proven innocent” credo. And I’ll listen to your suggestions. Even the really stupid ones.

But make no mistakes. We’re baaaaaaaack.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Out of deference to Tom I tried to be more subtle about this. Obviously I was too subtle since @Waquoit understood my post to be the exact opposite of it's intention.


Agree. Mojo is far more powerful when there is a pattern that is pointed out and continued or reversed versus some egregious or OTT statement made that we point fingers at. Wings and Rolling Rocks, Testiculo, ketchup and turkey sandwiches with the retort "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" to Augest when he complained, as well as limiting Dogmania's posts to only one sentence all had a recurring theme in this forum during the season.

The worry with Nelson, which would have to have a "two bigs" theme, is that he might not play along, and the mojo would drain away.

 

[ctchamps]

The worry with Nelson, which would have to have a "two bigs" theme, is that he might not play along, and the mojo would drain away.

Yep. Not trustworthy. Still hasn't admitted how wrong he was about viruses only mutating to weaker versions.

Might have to substitute someone else to changing all tzzandrew's posts to dislikes. Perhaps making the Jurrrdge himself responsible?

An alternative to the dislike option would be to name the crotchitiest poster in the forum and insist that poster like every post made by a Boneyarder during the tournament.

 

[gtcam]

I nominate @gtcam Or does it have to be a UConn fan?

You wouldn't know a real UConn fan if he stood in front of you
In deference to your complete ignorance I wouldn't recommend hanging anyone - even you
Carry on

 

[Get a Job]

I'm starting to think of something along the "Shoo Shoo COVID-19 Flu".....

My daughter pronounces "tissue" as "shoo shoo", and I think of Gary the Conqueror every time she says it.

 

[Waquoit]

You wouldn't know a real UConn fan if he stood in front of you
In deference to your complete ignorance I wouldn't recommend hanging anyone - even you

A real UConn fan is pro-hanging

 

[Deepster]

Out of deference to Tom I tried to be more subtle about this. Obviously I was too subtle since @Waquoit understood my post to be the exact opposite of it's intention.


Agree. Mojo is far more powerful when there is a pattern that is pointed out and continued or reversed versus some egregious or OTT statement made that we point fingers at. Wings and Rolling Rocks, Testiculo, ketchup and turkey sandwiches with the retort "Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!" to Augest when he complained, as well as limiting Dogmania's posts to only one sentence all had a recurring theme in this forum during the season.

I really do think that sentence drove Dogmania insane. Like, for real.

 

[ZenConn]

Whomever the Jurrrge decides to hang, have them hang from the gallows alongside OklahomaEd, RugtersAl, and SmOoThLiKeBuTter. Sr. Testiculo doesn't need a hanging though - seeing that he's already hung.

 

[Samoo]

I don't have any good suggestions, but a mass hanging of everyone who all season long didn't know anything about the injury status of key players or that guys get an extra year of eligibility deserve some form of punishment. We still had that yesterday. It's beyond "casual" to "barely awake".

Hmm, casual....that rings a bell...

 

[ctchamps]

I really do think that sentence drove Dogmania insane. Like, for real.

Dogmania was the polar opposite of Waquoit. Only Champs 99 04 exceeded him in post length.

I believe Dog had some family problems. I hope he’s ok.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Dogmania was the polar opposite of Waquoit. Only Champs 99 04 exceeded him in post length.

I believe Dog had some family problems. I hope he’s ok.

I miss @champs99and04

 

[OkaForPrez]

@ClifSpliffy could be forced to write in English.

 

[TRest]

You wouldn't know a real UConn fan if he stood in front of you
In deference to your complete ignorance I wouldn't recommend hanging anyone - even you
Carry on

He isn't rooting for DH to fail just to be able to say "I never believed in him," so he has that going for him.

 

[TRest]

@ClifSpliffy could be forced to write in English.

Force him to divulge who he is a sock puppet for. That schtick is so annoying he is one of the few I've had to ignore here.

 

[Waquoit]

Dogmania was the polar opposite of Waquoit. Only Champs 99 04 exceeded him in post length.

Huh?

 

[AntG168]

Yep. Not trustworthy. Still hasn't admitted how wrong he was about viruses only mutating to weaker versions.

Might have to substitute someone else to changing all tzzandrew's posts to dislikes. Perhaps making the Jurrrdge himself responsible?

An alternative to the dislike option would be to name the crotchitiest poster in the forum and insist that poster like every post made by a Boneyarder during the tournament.

If we're bringing this all the way back to the early covid discussion threads........I'm a goner

 

[ClifSpliffy]

@ClifSpliffy could be forced to write in English.

'engrish.'

 

[ctchamps]

If we're bringing this all the way back to the early covid discussion threads........I'm a goner

Nah. Mid to late COVID discussion in the cesspool.

Huh?

?

 

[ctchamps]

I miss @champs99and04

For a while he was one of the Boneyards most admired posters. But he imploded. He who shall not be named not so brief briefs were a poor mans rendition of champs evaluations post games.

Three of our lengthier posters are no longer with us.

It could be said that length does not correlate with duration. Although testiculos hung around for the perfect amount of time.

 

[August_West]

I nominate @August_West

He correctly called out how bad the hot sauce challenge was for mojo. But mojo is supposed to work in mysterious ways. I thinking a hanging would put it back in balance. But I do think he's been hanged before, so I'm not sure if double jeopardy pertains to the yard.

Jesus I already was hung ( hanged? ) in 2016. We lost in 2nd round. In fact on reflection I was the last one hung ( and also the most well hung) , I’m not the guy you are looking for .

 

[HuskyHawk]

If we're bringing this all the way back to the early covid discussion threads........I'm a goner

I don't know what you've done to warrant it, but you may be due. Lots of folks are ineligible.

 

[August_West]

@Deepster .

stick with me here.... as you know I joined you in divorcehood this
year. I have a candidate. And it’s outside the box. It’s big thinking ( because I don’t think any single noob here has a thimble full of mojo in them) ....
My nomination is a group:

Frickin boneyard lawyers.

now I am biased obviously from recent experience
( but that’s never gotten in the way of a good hanging) ..... and we have a plethora of lawyers here and to a man they are all ignoramuses

doubt me?

think about every lawyer here. Throw up a name I can make a case for each one to be hanged. Run the list in your head.

collectively they may be the mojo runaway train we are looking for.

I mean Mr. Briefs author threatened to sue Tom before taking his ball and running. In what I’m sure was lawyers advice.

the lawyers have been running rampant around here unchecked for far too long.

You are the man who can set the ledger right again.

String up the boneyard lawyers!

 

[ctchamps]

My wife Mrs. Fleud suggests prior to each game Boneyard members donate one dollar (or more) to a dog rescue organization of their choice in honor of Hurley rescuing the Huskies!

I had to post this Deepster to avoid the doghouse.

 

[OkaForPrez]

@August_West Amen. The freaking dictionary definition of drown banter alone warrants it.

 

[August_West]

Whomever the Jurrrge decides to hang, have them hang from the gallows alongside OklahomaEd, RugtersAl, and SmOoThLiKeBuTter. Sr. Testiculo doesn't need a hanging though - seeing that he's already hung.

OklahomaEric

not Ed

 

[7774]

I've been reading this board for something like 25 years now, and I'm pretty sure the events of the past 2 weeks have placed the mojo exactly where it needs to be, but maybe that's just me.