Yes. I get it. But let's finish the analogy.
So, here's what happens. The. Yugo is a steel pile of hunking crap. But that's an advantage. The corvette, is as most know, made of fiberglass. As the head of the race team, I say at the start Billy Bob you take that Yugo and plow it right into the wheel well of that corvette. Now, if the corvette manages to limp along, the corvette will still be us, so every time he gets close you take your wheel and slam into him again before he gets by. Now, we may lose a few races still, and miss a few crashes, but overall we might just win the series.
The moral of the story: You adapt. Violence and aggression is often the great equalizer.
You legitimately knock the crap out the QB and take some penalties along the way. You blitz men (not 180 pound twigs) and you war. You stress the OL to the max. Your DBs need to be up tight, contesting the first yard, chipping, pushing, holding and frustrating the living crap out of better atheletes. Yes penalties are coming, but you're fighting not conceding cushions and space. Yes, you give up big plays, but you take the risks because the other outcome is assuredly a losing proposition.
You play football not execute football. This D is soft and thinks it can hang tight with finesse and better execution. No. Every team should dread playing UConn because when you're done (win or lose), you've been through a meat grinder. That is what we can offer. Blood, sweat and tears. That is what Crocker lacks in mentality and it's reflected on the field. Again, not a single notable collision could be heard, except one where one of our DBs was on the receiving side of a Running Back's blast.
Off the soap box.