Death storm

[Fishy]

Can I have the couch

Actually, yes.

Our next door neighbors, who put our last two couches in their finished basement, have already laid temporary claim to it. But if they don’t take it, you can have it.

You just have to get to New York in a vehicle big enough to carry it - I’m not helping your ass strap it to the top of a Tercel or anything like that.

 

[UConnNick]

Can I have the couch

The couch should be donated to some West Virginia U. booster group, so they can burn it to celebrate their next big victory in any sport.

 

[Fishy]

Your wife seems like a very measured and reasonable individual.

Stop. It’s not like she had a UV black light overnighted from Amazon to check to make sure there’s no pee residue on the couch or the mattress.

 

[CL82]

Stop. It’s not like she had a UV black light overnighted from Amazon to check to make sure there’s no pee residue on the couch or the mattress.

Oh you know you are in trouble when your wife goes full CSI on you.

 

[Robertelamin]

Stop. It’s not like she had a UV black light overnighted from Amazon to check to make sure there’s no pee residue on the couch or the mattress.

On the mattress stage we have the Havanese Fluffy! Don't forget to tip.

 

[methodology]

@Fishy

This might save you from buying a new mattress in the future

Amazon product ASIN B002AQNXR4

 

[Tenspro2002]

They do like to lick their butthole in front of you with no shame. Very flexible!

Conf_rmed.

 

[intlzncster]

That's basically true unless you have a Siamese, they won't leave you alone. They do like to lick their butthole in front of you with no shame. Very flexible!

Sounds like Thailand.

 

[polycom]

Stop. It’s not like she had a UV black light overnighted from Amazon to check to make sure there’s no pee residue on the couch or the mattress.

She had to be amazing at something...what is it?

 

[8893]

@Fishy you can take care of the couch and bed in one fell swoop with one of these beauties (we have one and I can attest that it is by far the most comfortable sleeper sofa, and also a great couch--never mind the dog in the photo--that's just a suggestion for people who also have hearts):

Sleeper Sofa - Comfort Sleeper by American Leather

 

[Paesano]

Light-years of difference between dogs and cats.

Cats are extremely clean, to the point that they are petrified of leaving their trace anywhere, hence leaving it all in a well-contained box, buried. They also don't slobber on things.

As long as you can keep them from clawing the s___ out of your furniture, you'll barely notice them except when you want to.

Tell that to the hell beast that lost its mind in our house. Damn thing peed on every carpet and on my wife's planner which was ON the kitchen table at the time. We can't leave shoes on the floor or they get peed on too. The only thing that sorta helped was these phermone things. We have two of the plug in ones that are like the air freshener plug ins but they release kittybecool juice. One is upstairs and one is near the shoes downstairs. And the cat is also wearing a phermone collar. I hate this cat. My son's college essay was about this cat's mental breakdown and the hell that ensued.

 

[Paesano]

Your wife seems like a very measured and reasonable individual.

Meno.....confirmed.

 

[Paesano]

Stop. It’s not like she had a UV black light overnighted from Amazon to check to make sure there’s no pee residue on the couch or the mattress.

I bought the same one! By the way, be careful with the protective glasses you use. Those put out a lot of UV and you want good glasses.

BTW, did she lose her mind when she walked around the house with it? Some things are better left unrevealed!

 

[CL82]

I bought the same one! By the way, be careful with the protective glasses you use. Those put out a lot of UV and you want good glasses.

BTW, did she lose her mind when she walked around the house with it? Some things are better left unrevealed!

Yep, I know if I ever used one in a hotel, I'd never be able to stay in one again.

"The ceiling too? WTF?"

 

[8893]

I bought the same one! By the way, be careful with the protective glasses you use. Those put out a lot of UV and you want good glasses.

BTW, did she lose her mind when she walked around the house with it? Some things are better left unrevealed!

Yep, I know if I ever used one in a hotel, I'd never be able to stay in one again.

"The ceiling too? WTF?"

On a somewhat related note, stains on ties often show up with blacklight. Can be embarrassing at a club or concert when in use...

 

[August_West]

On a somewhat related note, stains on ties often show up with blacklight. Can be embarrassing at a club or concert when in use...

What kind of stains?

 

[8893]

What kind of stains?

Lots.

 

[August_West]

Lots.

"sorry for partying" - 8893

 

[8893]

"sorry for partying" - 8893

I like Lee Allison ties (when on sale). Each one has this reminder on the reverse:

 

[RipCity]

The couch should be donated to some West Virginia U. booster group, so they can burn it to celebrate their next big victory in any sport.

This is random but just reminded me... After the Final Four win vs Florida in 2014 one of my friends burned a couch outside and my buddies were instantly hit with a ticket.

 

[CL82]

I like Lee Allison ties (when on sale). Each one has this reminder on the reverse:

Yep, have to get a few of these now.

 

[8893]

Yep, have to get a few of these now.

I probably have around a dozen of them; this is my favorite:

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Tell that to the hell beast that lost its mind in our house. Damn thing peed on every carpet and on my wife's planner which was ON the kitchen table at the time. My son's college essay was about this cat's mental breakdown and the hell that ensued.

Undoubtedly, useful academic and life lessons on the old man's tuition dole

 

[Rico444]

This thread explains so much of why Fishy is the way he is.

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

This thread explains so much of why Fishy is the way he is.

Which is which way?