Bill Belichick’s UNC Debut

[HooperScooper]

There is a universal man law for this, with the ability to round down. It's half your age plus 7. In Beli's case, his floor would have been 29 (73/2 = 36.5 - 7 = 29). He's officially creepworthy.

I thought it was half your age plus 7? So 73/2 = 36.5 + 7 = 43.5. So 43. She's almost 20 years younger than that. I couldn't care less though.

 

[superjohn]

Skip might actually think LT and Jordan are still playing at Carolina.

 

[RuffRuff]

I thought it was half your age plus 7? So 73/2 = 36.5 + 7 = 43.5. So 43. She's almost 20 years younger than that. I couldn't care less though.

You're right, I was just trying to help Beli. 43 is it, which seems a lot more appropriate.

 

[Fishy]

BB needed to not have a complete disaster last night and he had a complete disaster.

He's gotta do some winning right quick.

He needs to get all of his coaches in a room, ask Bob Diaco specifically what he would do next and then do the complete opposite.

 

[UConnJim]

Any school that brings in 70 new players and hires an OC with no OC experience will struggle and UNC did. The offensive game plan looked vanilla and UNC couldn't really move the ball after the first drive. When Bill B was hired by UNC, most of the best portal players were close to gone or gone and, supposedly, this past Spring's portal group was not very good. What's crazy is that UNC has 36 HS recruits for next season and I don't see how true freshman are going to help turn things around.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Any school that brings in 70 new players and hires an OC with no OC experience will struggle and UNC did. The offensive game plan looked vanilla and UNC couldn't really move the ball after the first drive. When Bill B was hired by UNC, most of the best portal players were close to gone or gone and, supposedly, this past Spring's portal group was not very good. What's crazy is that UNC has 36 HS recruits for next season and I don't see how true freshman are going to help turn things around.

Jordon, thanks for the explanation.

 

[Chin Diesel]

 

[Chin Diesel]

The joke doesn't work. Downplaying their age gap renders the joke useless.

Can you please fact check this one??

 

[runner11]

Scarier is the fact that there is a handshake to pass the keys to his son. At this point if Beli has to scheme out getting his son a P4 coaching job it probably means he knows he can’t get it on his own. There has been nothing that I’ve seen (and he’s hard to look at), suggesting that he’s gotten any of his dad’s skills. Not a great debut.

The UNC qb was pretty terrible, small lefty peashooter with no feel for game. TCU may have been +900 but they have some talent in key areas. Their QB could really spin in, nice RB and a couple really nice targets.

The first series both offensively and defensively looked amazing, and then it was all downhill.

Their QB was widely acknowledged as a good get. Yeah he looked terrible. He is a spread offense running QB in the mold of a Diego Paivia from Vandy. UNC is trying to make him into an under center game manager. I don’t know what the hell their coaches are thinking. It doesn’t help when the QB coach is an even more egregious nepotism-hire (Michael Lombardi’s son.)

 

[superjohn]

Can you please fact check this one??

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I'm sure it's accurate but it isn't funny.

TCU is just two touchdowns and a two point conversion away from covering Belichick's age gap.

Jordon Hudson left at halftime because it's a school night.

There's a whole bunch of easy jokes to make about the age gap, making them much closer in age ain't it.

 

[RuffRuff]

Their QB was widely acknowledged as a good get. Yeah he looked terrible. He is a spread offense running QB in the mold of a Diego Paivia from Vandy. UNC is trying to make him into an under center game manager. I don’t know what the hell their coaches are thinking. It doesn’t help when the QB coach is an even more egregious nepotism-hire (Michael Lombardi’s son.)

Good god, did not realize the QB coach was Lombardi's son. Cowherd came out and basically said this is a friends & family staff, and that the old Belichick would have never hired the current Belichick. He kind of nailed it. At some point after Brady it almost felt like Beli was just riding out his name and turning into some type of cowboy who doesn't give a @#$t. It's been a really weird latest chapter for the guy. He was a man built on no distractions, staying under the radar and disciplined and now runs a program like Barnum & Bailey.

 

[cockhrnleghrn]

His son could probably get a job but not at P4 level. He would have to earn his way up.

As someone said on TV, if Belichick wants to win, his team has to outscore his girlfriend's age.

I think that's more a scoring defense number. The way they got gashed at home, they'll need to score at the level of Brady's age.

 

[Viet Vet]

I don’t care much about BB’s comeuppance, but I do care greatly about UNC and the ACC
getting hosed on prime time national TV.

 

[Fishy]

Their QB was widely acknowledged as a good get. Yeah he looked terrible. He is a spread offense running QB in the mold of a Diego Paivia from Vandy. UNC is trying to make him into an under center game manager. I don’t know what the hell their coaches are thinking. It doesn’t help when the QB coach is an even more egregious nepotism-hire (Michael Lombardi’s son.)

He looked absolutely awful

 

[Fishy]

I don’t care much about BB’s comeuppance, but I do care greatly about UNC and the ACC
getting hosed on prime time national TV.

Fair.

 

[runner11]

He looked absolutely awful

I am just giving background to the non-informed. Undoubtedly a pathetic performance. Should have went to somewhere like WVU.

 

[Vowelguy]

Tell that to Nick Saban.

Or Steve Spurrier
Or Chip Kelly

 

[Waquoit]

This isn't going to get better. I'm very sensitive to aging folks these days. Things just don't get better after a certain age.

 

[Deepster]

Whats the Age difference where you dont look like a super creep between consenting adults? Just wondering. Is there a table we can refer to or something?

I would think you skirt the line when she could be your daughter.

You’re firmly over it when she can be your granddaughter.

 

[LIUCHusky]

This isn't going to get better. I'm very sensitive to aging folks these days. Things just don't get better after a certain age.

Fortunately, UNC has one of the easier ACC schedules. Wouldn’t bet against them winning 7 or 8 games.

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Fortunately, UNC has one of the easier ACC schedules. Wouldn’t bet against them winning 7 or 8 games.

If UNC CH can’t beat UNC Charlotte next weekend, it might be a small sign they’ll really sukc the rest of the season. /s

 

[Kolumbo]

college football is a young man's game, obviously. and you need an super energetic coach. We are lucky with Jim Mora. USC had Pete Carroll who never ever sat still. In addition to recruiting and coaching you now have the portal. It's a 24/7 job and kids need to be motivated. BB was always a complete bore so he just doesn't seem like a good fit for any college program. Unless he completely delegated to great assistant coaches. We are witnessing the downfal of BB live. Soon his 24 year old girlfriend might wake up and realize BB is only getting worse while she hasn't even hit her prime. It will be a sad decent for a once great coach. But it will be entertaining for the rest of us.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Can you please fact check this one??

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The math seems to work.

If she's 24 now, she's would have been 13 back then. That would put most people in eight grade.

By the way, Bill was 62 then.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I hope this passes the fact checkers.