They are comical. The bottom of the B1G is bad.
B1G Teams we would beat often right from the jump. IU, Ill, NW, RU, MD, Minn, (VA)
Teams we'd struggle with but could beat. Iowa, Purdue, Mich St.
Teams we beat not very often at first, OSU, Mich, PSU, Wisky, Neb.
With a 9 game schedule in a pod with RU, MD and PSU. We'd win 3-6 conference games a year depending on the schedule. Which means we'd be bowl eligible most years. Hardly comical.
Only twist is that I believe that UConn only has 2 shots at getting into the B1G.
First, in the near term as a partner for UVA should none of the other ACC teams jump ship in 2013/14.
Second, as a long-term add-on should the B1G go to 20 and raid most of the ACC’s prized schools, including both UNC and Florida St. This would also force ND to join due to the emergence of 3 mega conferences with 20 teams each. UConn would be competing with Duke (as a mandated partner to UNC), Syracuse, BC, Kansas, and Missouri (very unlikely) for the final spot.
With 20 schools, I picture 4 pods with 5 teams each. UConn would likely be in an ‘East’ pod with Rutgers, Penn State, Ohio State, and ND. Tough spot. UConn’s wins against Ohio St for the foreseeable future would be rare. UConn could beat ND and Penn State periodically and would be even with Rutgers.
Thus, who within the B1G UConn is paired with for cross-over games would be very important with respect to UConn’s bowl eligibility. If paired with Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, etc., UConn would be in a good spot. If paired with Florida State, Nebraska, Wisconsin, etc., not so good.
Of course, none of this is going to happen until the outcome of the Maryland/ACC suit is known. Go Terps!