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One out of 20.
This list is a complete joke. One of the reasons I've always been skeptical about medical professionals and their advice.
In my 20's, I would have answered YES to 10.
Now, I can answer YES to 3 - 7, 11, and 16. And those questions are laughable IMO.
7 - Do you turn to "lower companions or environment" when drinking? What a joke question. This assumes what? We're all at least middle class and drinking in some snobby country club? I answered YES because I still hit up The Federal on game days and I have a wide group of friends that includes people who live and work in all areas, and have all levels of income. That must make me susceptible to alcoholism.
11 - Do you crave a drink at a certain time daily? YES, and it's not anywhere near noon. I look forward to a beer or two at night after I've handled all of my work and responsibilities. That's so crazy.
16 - Do you drink alone? YES, sometimes my wife or friends aren't around when I drink at night while eating dinner and watching the game. WOW! And this assumes what? Everyone is married or has a companion/roommates? Do pets count?
So if a Dr. tells me that if I drink alone, drink at The Federal, and look forward to a beer at the end of long day, that makes me an alcoholic. And I'm just supposed to blindly agree and say: "thanks Doc, you'e right about that, as well as everything else."XLCenterFan
"One of the reasons I've always been skeptical about medical professionals and their advice".
How do you feel about brain surgery?
So if a Dr. tells me that if I drink alone, drink at The Federal, and look forward to a beer at the end of long day, that makes me an alcoholic. And I'm just supposed to blindly agree and say: "thanks Doc, you'e right about that, as well as everything else."
this is getting funny
Do you have a drinking problem?I think this is one of those lists that if you answer yes to even one question, you have a drinking problem.
Recipe please
Are 3 bottles of wine and 1or 2 six packs a week too much? I normally drink alone (like Boyd Crowder In Justified)
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One out of 20.
FWIW, at least the advice is free.Hey come on the BY keeps it real.
There will be a Gasossa and Deep Eddy's Lemon mixing this weekend. Will that be too much lemon? I'll keep you posted.It's one of the strangest and least-attractive soda names imo;...
Hmmm...I'll bet it mixes well with vodka.
Please do. I almost went and got one last night to mix it with vodka. Then I did the next best thing and asked my wife to pick some up next time she’s at the store, because I hate going to the supermarket. One way or another I will have it soon and will report back as well.There will be a Gasossa and Deep Eddy's Lemon mixing this weekend. Will that be too much lemon? I'll keep you posted.
Honestly there are probably people on here who drink that in a day. If you can't shut it off after a certain point every time then yes you should be concerned. Otherwise carry on and enjoy retirement.
Leaving the house only once per week is more concerning. Get out there man!
Aww???The circle of life.
Take some broad out to dinner. Get her over served, act like a gentleman.Recipe please
Remembered that the pizza joint around the corner sells Foxon Park so I picked up a large bottle of Gassosa while out picking up my daughter. I can now confirm that it mixes very well with vodka.Please do. I almost went and got one last night to mix it with vodka. Then I did the next best thing and asked my wife to pick some up next time she’s at the store, because I hate going to the supermarket. One way or another I will have it soon and will report back as well.
There will be a Gasossa and Deep Eddy's Lemon mixing this weekend. Will that be too much lemon? I'll keep you posted.
Yeah, exactly. Is there anything else besides the packy?You’re not from Connecticut, are you?
Yes, it’s just a liquor store. “Packy” for short.
We used to figure out how long it would take us the get to the NY border and back before it was "too late". I believe I made a run once. Good times.Most practical application of algebra I had to use in my younger days was Saturday around 6pm. Had to figure out if I had enough drinks to get through Saturday night AND Sunday, or if I had to make a run to the Packy before they closed at 8pm on Saturday night.
We used to figure out how long it would take us the get to the NY border and back before it was "too late". I believe I made a run once. Good times.
At what age did you guys first start drinking and what age were you making beer runs and getting into bars?
Or Rhode Island depending on which was closerWe used to figure out how long it would take us the get to the NY border and back before it was "too late". I believe I made a run once. Good times.
That was me too! In high school, during late nights it was all about finding the Port Chester bodega where no one spoke English.We used to figure out how long it would take us the get to the NY border and back before it was "too late". I believe I made a run once. Good times.