What I Learned on the Boneyard Today

[MattMang23]

That and legal advice.

This. This is my favorite. Boneyarder & Boneyarder's legal careers are so lucrative they are now able to do their lawyering pro bono!

 

[Fishy]

I actually don't like beach vacations. I enjoy snorkeling on occasion but never saw the point in laying in sand and inviting skin cancer.

And you need to stop overworking a joke theme so hard. Let is rest for a couple of days, bring it back out on the weekend. Jokes get tired too, y'know.

Obviously, you are new to the Boneyard.

We have jokes older than your references.

 

[Deepster]

Whelp I’m just gonna finish this with a page out of your book my brother ( because you are on my shortlist of favorite BY peeps)

For the joke to work the punchline has to have absurdity. It doesn’t. It’s reality.


I got the joke before you knew about it.

Watching storrs wreck you in this thread is like seeing a Mets era Willie Mays fail at a slider away.

 

[8893]

Watching storrs wreck you in this thread is like seeing a Mets era Willie Mays fail at a slider away.

I expect that analogy to get as much traction here as storrs’s jokes.

 

[August_West]

Obviously, you are new to the Boneyard.

We have jokes older than your references.

I know I can be many things. ( and some of them off putting)

But am I prescient or what?

 

[August_West]

Watching storrs wreck you in this thread is like seeing a Mets era Willie Mays fail at a slider away.

Lolz

Cmon dupester.


You are so much better.

 

[Yardigan]

and then dont forget storrsroars "I went to beaches before you guys even knew what beaches were"

and the sand wasn't sand yet, was all still rocks

 

[Yardigan]

Actually the two drummers sounding like sneakers in a dryer is more accurate and probably a better hipster joke. So step up your game son.

I love the Dead...but dang...THAT is a good one....

 

[August_West]

and the sand wasn't sand yet, was all still rocks

Now you are talking hipster level @ .

This board can’t handle that theory

 

[uconnphil2016]

So basically I'm the Boneyard. Two of like five references were from me (legal help & bachelor party). I think you're forgetting the best one--finding long lost eskimo brothers

 

[B1GEast]

But it is the definitive authority for Connecticut pizza and razor blade use, so there's that.

Actually, the booze guys know their stuff. If I ever need to buy a bottle of Scotch, I'm asking these guys right here.

There have been some very good Bourbon, Scotch and Whiskey threads in the past.

 

[CTMike]

Obviously, you are new to the Boneyard.

We have jokes older than your references.

They will be told in 20 minutes.

 

[whaler11]

So basically I'm the Boneyard. Two of like five references were from me (legal help & bachelor party). I think you're forgetting the best one--finding long lost eskimo brothers

That’s actually my job. I collect them via PM for anyone who wants to register with the BYEBDB.

 

[Ewekon]

This place is the best: Pizza, Arby's, beer, brain health, decoding recruits' twitter accounts, immigration attorney advice, gin, epic meltdowns, contract experts, bachelor parties, HVAC, Taylor Rooks...

Uhh. I think you forgot beer and gin

 

[storrsroars]

We have jokes older than your references.

Carl Krauser references will never be unfunny.

 

[willie99]

What? CV is not going pro?

 

[storrsroars]

Whelp I’m just gonna finish this with a page out of your book my brother ( because you are on my shortlist of favorite BY peeps)
For the joke to work the punchline has to have absurdity. It doesn’t. It’s reality.
I got the joke before you knew about it.

Umm, aren't jokes supposed to be, unh, funny? That's just misogyny dressed up as hippie punching. I understand in 3 tooth Pittsburgh, that passes as humor, but in the civilized world, it generates disdain.

The better one is the play on the old Catskills meme:
Man that show was awful, they missed lyrics, the rhythm kept bouncing, they were off key, and the song selection was mediocre.
Yeah, man... and it was so short!

I'll take this under consideration.

For now, it feels like I'm telling Tom Cruise a Scientology joke and he's getting all up in my face with, "Dude, you don't get it."

 

[willie99]

I have learned stuff like "we didn't give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor", 20 minutes is an eternity, we used to land recruiting classes like Dook & UK land today, Rolling Rock is an awesome beer, and I don't like Squid

 

[Ewekon]

What? CV is not going pro?

Every time I pass by or go into a Krauser's store I think of good old Carl.

 

[storrsroars]

I expect that analogy to get as much traction here as storrs’s jokes.

At least I'm still going over better here than in the Pool where is deleting everything I post...

And they're not "my" jokes. I didn't write them. Here you go.

So sensitive you guys are about the Dead... y'all really are kinda like Scientologists in that regard.

 

[JMick]

At least I'm still going over better here than in the Pool where is deleting everything I post...

And they're not "my" jokes. I didn't write them. Here you go.

So sensitive you guys are about the Dead... y'all really are kinda like Scientologists in that regard.

I've been PMing him news stories. I don't get responses anymore lol

 

[whaler11]

I've been PMing him news stories. I don't get responses anymore lol

Much of the mocking has moved to other social media platforms.

 

[Scalito]

I've been PMing him news stories. I don't get responses anymore lol

Because your stories are boring. Pick up your game.

 

[August_West]

Because your stories are boring. Pick up your game.

Does jmick even have a brand?

 

[Scalito]

Does jmick even have a brand?

Nah. But somebody has to makeup the chorus.