What do you think our record is w/Kemba right now?

[Fishy]

lol this is great. *tips cap

On the flip side, I am going to be a complete until I get up to five asshats. I'm not going to settle for middle of the road.

 

[Chin Diesel]

On the flip side, I am going to be a complete until I get up to five asshats. I'm not going to settle for middle of the road.

Don't sell yourself short. You'll still be a complete even after attaining the coveted "five asshat" status.

 

[Fishy]

When does the chart come out?

I think my skills lend themselves more to gery than asshattery. I'm not really even sure what an asshat is, nor do I have any idea how to go from 60% asshat to 100% asshat.

 

[TRest]

I enjoy the asshat logo. I will be terrified viewing the logo. Unless it's just a picture of Buzz Williams.

 

[Chin Diesel]

When does the chart come out?

I think my skills lend themselves more to gery than asshattery. I'm not really even sure what an asshat is, nor do I have any idea how to go from 60% asshat to 100% asshat.

discussion have been reserved for the chat room during recent games.

And that will devolve in to a bag vs. nozzle debate.

So, when 20 new people clog the chat room tomorrow night just to look for guidance on asshats, bags and nozzles, you can call me out for being any of them.

 

[Fishy]

For Lent, I gave up calling people 'duck*stick' in the chat room - that's probably where my two missing asshats went.

 

[Chin Diesel]

For Lent, I gave up calling people 'duck*stick' in the chat room - that's probably where my two missing asshats went.

Too funny. I was contemplated a stick reference in my post but wasn't sure how the **** function would work on it, so I left it out.

Thanks for the free demo.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Awesome. duck* stick it too vulgar, but "small penis" stick is acceptable.

I wish I was sitting around the censorship table when these algorithms were decided.

 

[jleves]

Do I really need to do a chart?

 

[Fishy]

The profanity filter is a bit silly. We don't have many kindergarteners reading here.

If you write c k, the filter kicks it to 'small penis' whatever - so you gotta go with duck*.

I've poked around the profanity filter....you can say cocksucker without any trouble. You can also call people mushroom caps. Just a tip for when you need to bring out the big guns.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Do I really need to do a chart?

The work of a genius artist isn't ever done.

 

[Chin Diesel]

The profanity filter is a bit silly.

If you write I have a small penis, it comes out as whatever it just came out as - so you gotta go with duck*.

I've poked around the profanity filter....you can say cocksucker without any trouble. You can also call people mushroom caps. Just a tip for when you need to bring out the big guns. ****head.

It would be great to have a complete cheat sheet of what does and what doesn't get filtered and then start a random pisssing contest with someone who doesn't know the filtering.

You could really get under someone's skin calling them a small penis cocksucker mushroom cap while all of their * gets "***" out.

 

[sparky]

If we had Kemba? Guys we had Kemba and lost a bunch of games. We won it all because of a perfect storm and bracketology and upsets. We were not the best team, but the last team standing. I am proud of Uconn, but at the same time let's be realistic. We were lucky and with Special K we would be fast and able to press full court and small and weak on defending the 3 because of our height. Let's see that adds up to a Number 5 ranking, 5 losses, and a midwest bracket.

 

[mauconnfan]

Hey, hey...my smiling face displays that I was only kidding. Unless you really are an ass hat of course.

I'm an ass hat and my aunt does have balls!!

 

[Dougsts]

I'm an ass hat and my aunt does have balls!!

But, she is damned good looking

 

[IthacaMatt]

Obviously this is just a hypothetical, but I'm curious to hear your thoughts on what this team would look like with Kemba?

At the end of last season, I thought Lamb and Kemba were developing a scary chemistry with each other. Give them another year, and couple that with the lack of good point guards in D-1 right now, and they might be one of the best backcourts of the last ten years.

As Bilas said, Kemba "shames" his teammates into playing hard, so the consistent intensity that we are lacking this season would not be a problem. Oriakhi and Drummond are probably a lot better, since we now have another scoring option, a leader, and our defensive anchor.

I say they're 25-2, #3 behind UK and Cuse.

Of course it wasn't realistic for Kemba to have come back for his senior year, but man, what coulda been...

9-9.

 

[temery]

Awesome. duck* stick it too vulgar, but "small penis" stick is acceptable.

I wish I was sitting around the censorship table when these algorithms were decided.

The filter is needed for one practical reason - ad vendors have spiders scan sites daily. Most will not allow ads on sites with gratuitous profanity. Ads pay the bills, which means the filter is needed.

Ironically, the ad I am looking at right now his for "Hiscox insurance."