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This season's Senhor?

prankster said:
Frolicsome Ursine.

This spirit animal should probably be invoked at the beginning of each post and reply on the Boneyard.

Abbreviate. There is no reason to type it all out.
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Ursa Blow.
 
the cocaine killed the poor bear. we have better outcomes expected of this year's team
 
tcf15 said:
We forget the humble beginnings of Senhor: Meet Senhor Testiculo!
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Please note:. Senhor's introduction was made during the "off-season". Then he slowly became a post game award.

IDK exactly when he slipped the leash and took on his overwhelming presence. But it must be remembered, that he slipped in the door at the proper time and with proper introduction.
 
prankster said:
Please note:. Senhor's introduction was made during the "off-season". Then he slowly became a post game award.

IDK exactly when he slipped the leash and took on his overwhelming presence. But it must be remembered, that he slipped in the door at the proper time and with proper introduction.
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BTW, I fondly recall Tyler Oleander being awarded the Senhor Testiculo one game, not because of his in-game performance, but because he got into a beef with KO.

Takes a pair of testicules to get into a beef with your coach like that.

What a fun year that was
 
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Chin Diesel said:
Nah. A male gorilla has enough strength and long enough teeth to snap a grizzly's neck.
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^^^This. A gorilla is so much more agile. If a gorilla had an open path to the bear's neck, he's clamped on with his giant fangs and stronger bite and it's over.

Again, just think what an average 100 lb chimp can do to human limbs when the human is twice it's size. Chimps know humans use their hands.....so they purposely eat them off. They know humans need their face to lure prospective mates....so they purposely eat the face off. They're smart vicious murderers.
 
prankster said:
Please note:. Senhor's introduction was made during the "off-season". Then he slowly became a post game award.

IDK exactly when he slipped the leash and took on his overwhelming presence. But it must be remembered, that he slipped in the door at the proper time and with proper introduction.
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Your introduction of Senhor alone is enough to justify your status as the new judge.
 
CL82 said:
Your introduction of Senhor alone is enough to justify your status as the new judge.
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@prankster was my choice last year but too many of you morons went with that loser dumpster.

Never underestimate the ability of a casual fan to judge a decent mojo and jurrrdge!
 
fleudslipcon said:
@prankster was my choice last year but too many of you morons went with that loser dumpster.

Never underestimate the ability of a casual fan to judge a decent mojo and jurrrdge!
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And so it begins.

Dumpster.....well he needs no introduction. And those well experienced on this board (in terms of # of seasons posting and/or lurking) know him well.

And like the rooster who believes that the sun rises BECAUSE he crowed, there is much in the way of undeserved preening that goes on.

Shoo Shoo Orange Flu, indeed.
 
fleudslipcon said:
@prankster was my choice last year but too many of you morons went with that loser dumpster.

Never underestimate the ability of a casual fan to judge a decent mojo and jurrrdge!
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Deepster quit at the last minute and trashed the hanging tradition. This is the first post Deepster year and you can see the mojo is just taking off without him. He had a good run, but it’s over.

Prankster stepped up last year at the 11th hour. Let’s see what he can do with adequate time for preparation. As long as he follows the complete tradition of nominations, trial, and sentencing, I think we will be fine. The man who introduced Senhor to the board can’t be a bad choice.
 
prankster said:
And so it begins.

Dumpster.....well he needs no introduction. And those well experienced on this board (in terms of # of seasons posting and/or lurking) know him well.

And like the rooster who believes that the sun rises BECAUSE he crowed, there is much in the way of undeserved preening that goes on.

Shoo Shoo Orange Flu, indeed.
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But, who knows, he may become enthralled with that doily embroidery class he gets involved in later this month.

There is a possibility he fails to remember when March Madness rolls around this year.

Sort of like he did last year, but with less schizophrenia.
 
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CL82 said:
Deepster quit at the last minute and trashed the hanging tradition. This is the first post Deepster year and you can see the mojo is just taking off without him. He had a good run, but it’s over.

Prankster stepped up last year at the 11th hour. Let’s see what he can do with adequate time for preparation. As long as he follows the complete tradition of nominations, trial, and sentencing, I think we will be fine. The man who introduced Senhor to the board can’t be a bad choice.
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@Deepster belongs on the women’s bb forum.
 
fleudslipcon said:
@prankster was my choice last year but too many of you morons went with that loser dumpster.

Never underestimate the ability of a casual fan to judge a decent mojo and jurrrdge!
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LOL. Good luck with that one. That's like giving the keys of a Lamborghini over to your senile grampy.
 
I'm rolling with it anyways. You'll see. Huskies by a million tonight.
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Deepster said:
LOL. Good luck with that one. That's like giving the keys of a Lamborghini over to your senile grampy.
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Hush now. Just eat your pudding and sit quietly in the corner.
 
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CL82 said:
Hush now. Just eat your pudding and sit quietly in the corner.
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Listen. You can continue your tough guy boneyard bouncer act all you like. It’s not that funny but mildly entertaining in spots.

End of the day, if you’re rolling the dice on prankster? I’m telling you you’re way, way off on the pulse of this place. Do with that what you will. I love pudding. Tapioca or banana, please.
 
Deepster said:
Listen. You can continue your tough guy boneyard bouncer act all you like. It’s not that funny but mildly entertaining in spots.

End of the day, if you’re rolling the dice on prankster? I’m telling you you’re way, way off on the pulse of this place. Do with that what you will. I love pudding. Tapioca or banana, please.
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Yeah, I’d rather “roll the dice” on the guy who came up with Senhor Testsculo than close my eyes and hope for the best on the guy who quit and tried to sabotage the tradition on the way out the door.

I get it, you see this year’s team and you’re excited about their prospects. Now you want climb back on board the bus? You are, by your own choice and admission, a quitter. There’s no mojo in that. Last year, you whined saying the tradition should stop and so it should, for you. But the rest of us should continue on.

Really, it would be far less embarrassing for you just to go away quietly. So, “shoe shoe, quitter, flu”.
 
On February 20, 1999, I made a confession on the Boneyard. There were a few key behaviors I had neglected that evening.

As a result, we went down to Miami in a huge WTF game.

Directly after my confession the Boneyard blew up with a vast number of fellow yarders confessing similar transgessions.

Our Mojo was suddenly out there and well embraced.


Later, of course, was out ceremonial hanging of the Pizza 7. (My only significant contribution to that was Kenny's name change from The Dogfather to Dukefather.
 
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Chin Diesel said:
The bears claws length and overall reach seems to be the reason why most suggest the bear would win.

One swipe from the bear and the gorillas neck and veins are shredded.

I still go with the gorilla for overall agailty but I realize I am in the minority.
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That's it in a nutshell. Shredded right to the bone. The American Indians wore those claws around their neck as a sign.
 
dennismenace said:
That's it in a nutshell. Shredded right to the bone. The American Indians wore those claws around their neck as a sign.
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Was it a sign that they had never seen heard of or even conceived of the terrifying might, speed and agility of an enraged gorilla?
 
husky429 said:
The speed at which this fanbase can produce photoshopped images of something as ridiculous as "cocaine husky" is unbelievable. Our average maturity is anout 7th-grade, but we're a dedicated bunch. 10/10
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Our unofficial mascot was a giant, half-anthropomorphized set of testicles 9 years ago

We’ve been stuck in 7th grade for a long time
 
Rocktheworld said:
Our unofficial mascot was a giant, half-anthropomorphized set of testicles 9 years ago

We’ve been stuck in 7th grade for a long time
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Best mojo of all time for me. Was it juvenile? Absolutely!

The manner in which Senhor was applied is second only to the Maker Muppets post with regard to legendary Boneyard mojo.

You only have to look at the title of this thread to know this. Outside of Rolling Rocks and Wings there is little of other Jurrrdgements Boneyarders reminisce about.

If shut up Dove wasn’t copyrighted I’d be writing shut up Deepster.
 
fleudslipcon said:
Best mojo of all time for me. Was it juvenile? Absolutely!

The manner in which Senhor was applied is second only to the Maker Muppets post with regard to legendary Boneyard mojo.

You only have to look at the title of this thread to know this. Outside of Rolling Rocks and Wings there is little of other Jurrrdgements Boneyarders reminisce about.

If shut up Dove wasn’t copyrighted I’d be writing shut up Deepster.
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@tcf15 went on a crazy roll that year. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard on The Boneyard as I did that year, and that’s saying a lot. My favorite was probably Calipari saying “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
 
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