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This season's Senhor?

HuskyHawk said:
Need someone to take the bigger version of this, put a Husky on the right and plaster Elizabeth Banks with Logos of other teams.

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Whenever I see bears I always think of the bear attack scene in The Revenant. Man that was one chilling scene.
 
tcf15 said:
Curious, then, on your thoughts on how a pair of testicles organically became the mojo icon in 2014.
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Because they were anthropomorphized testicles?
 
tcf15 said:
Curious, then, on your thoughts on ho
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Here's the difference, and I'm only diving into this because I take mojo very seriously. Senhor was something totally random, from Brazil, utterly disgusting and hilarious, and only UConn had him. As much as I love the Cocaine Husky thing, there will be a million "Cocaine ..." things out there when all is said and done. It won't be ours.
 
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Sorry, can't get behind cocaine anything. Not even that funny.
 
We had a spirited discussion at work earlier this week on who would win between a gorilla and a grizzly.

General consensus is grizzly wins but they never accounted for a gorillas ability to use and manipulate tools for weapons and keep the bear at bay. Plus, if the gorilla gets the bear in the trees, the gorilla is much more agile.

Conversely, a coked up bear can probably overcome those developmental advantages of a gorilla.
 
Chin Diesel said:
We had a spirited discussion at work earlier this week on who would win between a gorilla and a grizzly.

General consensus is grizzly wins but they never accounted for a gorillas ability to use and manipulate tools for weapons and keep the bear at bay. Plus, if the gorilla gets the bear in the trees, the gorilla is much more agile.

Conversely, a coked up bear can probably overcome those developmental advantages of a gorilla.
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NO way. Gorilla in a landslide. Grizzly males range from 400-700 lbs. Silverback gorilla males are 300-500 lbs. Assuming the weight is similar, there’s no way in hell a bear could stand a chance. It’s nowhere near as strong, nimble or brutally vicious as a gorilla.

I have stood 20 ft from a 400 lb black bear while it plods over to eat my bird feeder. A chimpanzee can tear a humans limb or face off.
 
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Chin Diesel said:
General consensus is grizzly wins but they never accounted for a gorillas ability to use and manipulate tools for weapons and keep the bear at bay
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Yep if the gorilla picked up an AK, that shifts the odds dramatically in its favor.
 
tcf15 said:
We forget the humble beginnings of Senhor: Meet Senhor Testiculo!
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Senhor was a totally organic, uniquely Boneyard phenomenon. Possibly the most entertaining and effective mojo/ hanging in Boneyard history.

Tom will disagree, as his job, so he claims, got harder. In response to one of Tom's admonitions that we had to maintain the "family friendly" environment that drives serious advertisers to this site ( may the Lord have mercy on their souls).

There was one extraordinarily funny response to one of his posts, trying to reign the mess in a bit, that said, " OK, got it. No more pictures of squirrels nuts. Got it.".

Or something like that.

" Comedy gold,Jerry!"
 
imno1 said:
I believe that's Keri Russell I'd plaster either one :)
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Ahh I only had the tiny pic, couldn’t really tell. Knew Banks was in the movie.
 
Deepster said:
NO way. Gorilla in a landslide. Grizzly males range from 400-700 lbs. Silverback gorilla males are 300-500 lbs. Assuming the weight is similar, there’s no way in hell a bear could stand a chance. It’s nowhere near as strong, nimble or brutally vicious as a gorilla.

I have stood 20 ft from a 400 lb black bear while it plods over to eat my bird feeder. A chimpanzee can tear a humans limb or face off.
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A black bear isn’t a Grizzly. The below suggests the Grizzly has the edge (bigger, heavier, faster). Gorilla is smarter. The truth is that neither would be stupid enough to fight the other. Kodak Grizzly can go over 1000 pounds and even the inland ones average over 600. Amazingly people seem fascinated by this matchup.

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Silverback Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear Fight - Who Would Win? - Animal Hype

Welcome, fellow nature enthusiasts! Today we're delving into a wild hypothetical: a face-off between two of the animal kingdom's most formidable creatures,
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prankster said:
Senhor was a totally organic, uniquely Boneyard phenomenon. Possibly the most entertaining and effective mojo/ hanging in Boneyard history.

Tom will disagree, as his job, so he claims, got harder. In response to one of Tom's admonitions that we had to maintain the "family friendly" environment that drives serious advertisers to this site ( may the Lord have mercy on their souls).

There was one extraordinarily funny response to one of his posts, trying to reign the mess in a bit, that said, " OK, got it. No more pictures of squirrels nuts. Got it.".

Or something like that.

" Comedy gold,Jerry!"
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I don’t know if I want to live in a world where you can’t post pictures of scroll on the Boneyard.
 
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prankster said:
OK, got it. No more pictures of squirrels nuts. Got it.".
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I don’t know if I want to live in a world where you can’t post pictures of squirrel nuts, and The Boneyard.
 
I'm sure Tom is going to love the advertising metrics with all the references to cocaine.
 
HuskyHawk said:
A black bear isn’t a Grizzly. The below suggests the Grizzly has the edge (bigger, heavier, faster). Gorilla is smarter. The truth is that neither would be stupid enough to fight the other. Kodak Grizzly can go over 1000 pounds and even the inland ones average over 600. Amazingly people seem fascinated by this matchup.

animalhype.com

Silverback Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear Fight - Who Would Win? - Animal Hype

Welcome, fellow nature enthusiasts! Today we're delving into a wild hypothetical: a face-off between two of the animal kingdom's most formidable creatures,
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Nah. I get the weight and height comparison. Gorillas are much smarter, stronger (4 times as strong based on the video below) and have a harder bite force. Bears are fatter and lazier, for lack of a better term.

 
Deepster said:
Nah. I get the weight and height comparison. Gorillas are much smarter, stronger (4 times as strong based on the video below) and have a harder bite force. Bears are fatter and lazier, for lack of a better term.

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No. There is no getting over the 300 lb deficit, the claws and bite of a male grizzly. It’s a ridiculous VS because the two species rarely would be near each other to interact and if they did they would choose health and life over machoism. But if they did it’d be over quickly. I love the gorilla but there’s nothing that can kill a male grizzly other than elephant, hippo or pack of predators.
 

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FourRings said:
No. There is no getting over the 300 lb deficit, the claws and bite of a male grizzly. It’s a ridiculous VS because the two species rarely would be near each other to interact and if they did they would choose health and life over machoism. But if they did it’d be over quickly. I love the gorilla but there’s nothing that can kill a male grizzly other than elephant, hippo or pack of predators.
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The bears claws length and overall reach seems to be the reason why most suggest the bear would win.

One swipe from the bear and the gorillas neck and veins are shredded.

I still go with the gorilla for overall agailty but I realize I am in the minority.
 
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FourRings said:
No. There is no getting over the 300 lb deficit, the claws and bite of a male grizzly. It’s a ridiculous VS because the two species rarely would be near each other to interact and if they did they would choose health and life over machoism. But if they did it’d be over quickly. I love the gorilla but there’s nothing that can kill a male grizzly other than elephant, hippo or pack of predators.
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The gorilla needs to take the fight to trees, thick brush or something other than open terrain to negate the raw power advantage of a grizzly.
 
Chin Diesel said:
The gorilla needs to take the fight to trees, thick brush or something other than open terrain to negate the raw power advantage of a grizzly.
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I hear you but agility in the trees will get a few meaningless bites or punches in but eventually it comes down to the two getting ahold of each other. Then it’s over, and quick. An elephant, a hippo, an angry pack, or a large caliber bullet is the only thing killing a male grizzly.
 
FourRings said:
I hear you but agility in the trees will get a few meaningless bites or punches in but eventually it comes down to the two getting ahold of each other. Then it’s over, and quick. An elephant, a hippo, an angry pack, or a large caliber bullet is the only thing killing a male grizzly.
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Nah. A male gorilla has enough strength and long enough teeth to snap a grizzly's neck.
 
The Gorilla has double the wingspan. It can keep the Grizzly at bay, not letting it get close. As heavy as a Grizzly is, one crack to the head from a gorilla while it's charging in and it's still over.
 
We had better tread carefully here. The true story they are referencing occurred in Kentucky and the (stuffed carcass of the) bear in question is displayed in Lexington. I'm not sure that we want our mojo tied to this theme.
 
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