prankster
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OK, let me make a few things clear, at the outset.
I am acting as Judge this year because Deepster is a crazy person and can neither president anymore nor can he keep his peanut butter and jelly contaminated fingers out of the delicate workings of the Mojo.
Last season was (as predicted) an utter disaster. Entirely thanks to ....well you guys all witnessed it.
Rule 1, No Whining. This judgement might not believe what folks have had in mind, but understand that it is deserved.
Shizzle, come on down!
The Huskies were 14-0. They were, without question the most feared team in the NCAA, beating all comers by double digits and on a pathway to go undefeated, and in the most dominating manner possible.
Then Shizzle made that cruelly anti-mojo post about the G League and the wheels came clean off.
For this and other egregious sins against the Mojo (which can easily be fabricated as necessary), be is to be hung.
His sentence is as follows:
On each game day of the NCAA tourney, plus the preceding and following days ( for you slow-in-tbe-head folks, this means Weds through Monday, this weekend) he must post no fewer than 3 times, with no upper limit on his posts.
Each post shall begin and end with a paragraph (minimum of 30 words) extolling the virtues and benefits of the G League, with specific reference as to how this applicable to or is exemplified by the player, coach or team being discussed in the thread.
That is a lot of posts, I know. And it will be a staggering amount of bloviating that we will be forced to read or at least scroll past.
But, damn it, the SOB ...... Look what he did! Not just to the team, but to each of us, too. Hell, I wish him a lifetime job working in the PR department of one of the G League team's .
Anyway, I think this could work.
Thanks for listening.
And can I have a volunteer to be the Hangman, as I have reason to believe that Swami is working full time, these days, as a twerker at Drag Queen Story Hour in Chelsea, MA.
I am acting as Judge this year because Deepster is a crazy person and can neither president anymore nor can he keep his peanut butter and jelly contaminated fingers out of the delicate workings of the Mojo.
Last season was (as predicted) an utter disaster. Entirely thanks to ....well you guys all witnessed it.
Rule 1, No Whining. This judgement might not believe what folks have had in mind, but understand that it is deserved.
Shizzle, come on down!
The Huskies were 14-0. They were, without question the most feared team in the NCAA, beating all comers by double digits and on a pathway to go undefeated, and in the most dominating manner possible.
Then Shizzle made that cruelly anti-mojo post about the G League and the wheels came clean off.
For this and other egregious sins against the Mojo (which can easily be fabricated as necessary), be is to be hung.
His sentence is as follows:
On each game day of the NCAA tourney, plus the preceding and following days ( for you slow-in-tbe-head folks, this means Weds through Monday, this weekend) he must post no fewer than 3 times, with no upper limit on his posts.
Each post shall begin and end with a paragraph (minimum of 30 words) extolling the virtues and benefits of the G League, with specific reference as to how this applicable to or is exemplified by the player, coach or team being discussed in the thread.
That is a lot of posts, I know. And it will be a staggering amount of bloviating that we will be forced to read or at least scroll past.
But, damn it, the SOB ...... Look what he did! Not just to the team, but to each of us, too. Hell, I wish him a lifetime job working in the PR department of one of the G League team's .
Anyway, I think this could work.
Thanks for listening.
And can I have a volunteer to be the Hangman, as I have reason to believe that Swami is working full time, these days, as a twerker at Drag Queen Story Hour in Chelsea, MA.
