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Quite frankly, it is time for me to pass the torch. The mojo came big time last post season........and it will come again.........given the right choice.
 
CL82 said:
Don't mess with tradition, son. The stirring up of the mob is part of the pagentry. Wild accusations, brother turning against brother it is all part of the March mojo magic.

Of course we have to hang Butchy. He showed his true colors with his former satanic avatar. Why I'll bet he's even got a poster of this tacked up in his garage....


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Whoa gives me the willies just looking at it.
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I don't think that hanging Butchy will do the trick as he likely would welcome it.

He would either believe that it would allow him to haunt us or that he would immediately be reincarnated as a better version of his previous life.

The potential excitement he would have over being hanged would defeat the purpose. We need an irrational, overzealous lynch mob willing to crack open walnuts with a sledgehammer.
 
I nominate myself for a post back in 2010 when I said Walker was trying to do too much and needed to defer a little. Dumbest post of all time.
 
That wouldn't even be the dumbest post in the last 24 hours. It's plenty stupid, mind you, but we have people here who have never had a post better than that one.

I mean, my God, have you ever read this board? It gives off stupid like the sun firing solar flares.
 
Chief00 said:
Quite frankly, it is time for me to pass the torch. The mojo came big time last post season........and it will come again.........given the right choice.
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You sir are a legend among victims. I salute you.

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FfldCntyFan said:
I don't think that hanging Butchy will do the trick as he likely would welcome it.

He would either believe that it would allow him to haunt us or that he would immediately be reincarnated as a better version of his previous life.

The potential excitement he would have over being hanged would defeat the purpose. We need an irrational, overzealous lynch mob willing to crack open walnuts with a sledgehammer.
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Well that depends on the sentence doesn't it? I know what you mean though - Bizlaw is just a little too willing a victim for my tastes. I leave it the to the judge to come with something sufficiently noxious...and entertaining.
 
I do not have the inside scoop into this tradition, but I nominate huskymagic. I believe he proclaimed himself like master of the board (or something akin to this) with a green grin. The green grin pushed it over into the psychotic realm for me. If he were to be hung, he would probably feel like Wiilliam Wallace or something, which would make it more fun and ironic and comical and all that good stuff.
 
The only downside to hanging Butchy (because he really really doesn't want to be hung) is that we'd lose our only insight into the "fob" business.
 
Deepster said:
It feels like it's about that time of year again. Post your stupidity, allow me to dismiss you for being so stupid, I'll come up with some of my amazing Mojo* stirring magic and we'll get on with winning another one of these cute lil' national title thingys.

* - The Deepster's National Title Winnin' Mojo is trademarked, patented, copyrighted and not to be confused with any of that other weakass **** these newbie Rudy Gay loving fanboys try to lob at us.
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Almost my favorite part of the mojo tradition is the use of "hung" instead of "hanged". :cool:
 
suzyq said:
Almost my favorite part of the mojo tradition is the use of "hung" instead of "hanged". :cool:
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So many great pun opportunities for the victims that are hardly ever used.

I'm not feeling this thread. Any dark horse candidates?
 
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prankster said:
Keep it up!

There is no rule that says you can't get hunged!
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I believe you are the one who told the 'yard of the plastic surgeon who hung himself.

A classic.
 
We need a hanging boys. The clocks a ticking. Who's it going to be Judge?
 
babysheep, why not?

plus I enjoy his absence
 
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Mojo here is quite simple. We are playing in Louisville with a possible second round match up against Kentucky.

I don't know of anyone on here with a handle referencing anything in the state of Iowa, so its Ktuck911.

Bury him in a bucket of KFC double deep fried chicken and when he's good and soaked in saturated fat and completely dead, then we'll hang him. After the hanging, we'll deep fry him and serve him to the yarders.
 
woahhh.... i see what you did there... changed my quote to make it sound like i said something bad about myself. sometimes you're so clever it's scary.
 
Businesslawyer should be hung.
1. He's a know-it-all.
2. He's usually wrong.
3. He's not sensible enough to be embarrassed by the fact that he's a lawyer.
4. He posts a lot, so it would be a substantial sacrifice.

Hang him.

EDIT - just noticed that Fishy called him out a few pages back, so consider this a second or third or whatever.
 
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Deepster:What %$K happened to the 'yard I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest tournament of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Deepster, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. The Mayor, he's a dead man! Calipari, dead! Kzewklotfoihfsiohfski...... ..
Swami: Dead! Deepster's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Deepster: We're just the guys to do it.

LETS DO IT!!!!!!
 
August_West said:
Deepster:What %$K happened to the 'yard I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest tournament of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Deepster, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. The Mayor, he's a dead man! Calipari, dead! Kzewklotfoihfsiohfski...... ..
Swami: Dead! Deepster's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Deepster: We're just the guys to do it.

LETS DO IT!!!!!!
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I'm a little confused here, August. Are you calling for a hanging, or a toga party?
 
8893 said:
I'm a little confused here, August. Are you calling for a hanging, or a toga party?
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In the Mojo gods eyes they are one and the same....

Toga...Toga...Toga...
 
August_West said:
In the Mojo gods eyes they are one and the same....

Toga...Toga...Toga...
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This has some potential:
The Eat Me cake
The Deathmobile
"RammmingSpeeeed!!"
Double secret probation

Even the guys from the NCAA telling us all our answers on the midterm were wrong.

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SubbaBub said:
This has some potential:
The Eat Me cake
The Deathmobile
"RammmingSpeeeed!!"
Double secret probation

Even the guys from the NCAA telling us all our answers on the midterm were wrong.

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hahaha, I can see them all the past huskies standing in the compliance office being read their grades:

Compliance officer staring at a UConn player with 2 pencils up his nose:

"Doug Wiggins 0.0, you have no grade point average, all courses incomplete" :D
 
Prezidint said:
Businesslawyer should be hung.
1. He's a know-it-all.
2. He's usually wrong.
3. He's not sensible enough to be embarrassed by the fact that he's a lawyer.
4. He posts a lot, so it would be a substantial sacrifice.

Hang him.

EDIT - just noticed that Fishy called him out a few pages back, so consider this a second or third or whatever.
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The third point is simply not true.
 
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